Monday Morning Mock Draft: I’ll Have The Combo Platter

Good morning people, and welcome to the start of another work week. As usual we’ll be starting that week be screwing around and trying to select things based on whatever random topic is assigned, because that’s much better than getting those TPS reports done, or paying attention to whatever HR meeting you’ve been forced to attend.

This week’s topic comes to us from The Great White North, a place more than a few of us are now taking a more serious look at relocating to as the good ol’ USA continues its descent into something like the Taliban, but with better TV options. A hearty “fuck you” to the Supreme Court.

Back on topic, a few weeks ago Scotchnaut suggested “best combinations ever” as a topic. Could be Hall & Oates, (ugh), could be Surf n’ Turf, could be Tinkers-to-Evers-to-Chance. If it’s a combination, and a real one rather than the product of your fevered imaginations, it’s eligible.

Your commissioners for this draft are really the only possible combination:

Zan and Jayna, the most useless of the Justice League,finally find a use for their “form of an eagle, shape of a bucket of water” act and will be ruling on all things combination.

Fuck Gleep. The only purple monkey we respect here is Trent Green’s dishwasher.

Since this is Scotchnaut’s idea, and since for the first time in several weeks I’ve remembered to do this before noon EST, (BEST TIME!), on a Sunday, he gets the first pick. Once he’s done that, (or once the post goes live in @ 20 hours, because maybe Scotchy has a life and isn’t looking at his Slack messages on a weekend), it’s time for you to

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Senor Weaselo

I’m insulted that we haven’t even mentioned nuts and gum (together at last!)

But I will take as fearsome as a middle of the lineup as there’s been: Ruth and Gehrig.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Bowling and beer

Brick Meathook

midgets and wrestling

scotchnaut

Eli Manning and Interceptions! Not my fave but very popular!

BeefReeferLives

Whelp, seeing as how July 4th is coming up, I will go with the combination of alcohol, stupidity, and explosives.

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WCS

/half thumbs up

— Jason P-P, Tampa, FL

Cuntler

40s and cigarettes

https://youtu.be/fWocd40OhXg

BeefReeferLives

A 40 pairs nicely with endo as well, per Tha E.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycF86O-EBtQ

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

3. Cops and beating their wives.

Ha ha, no, just kidding. Cops and beating nonviolent suspects they outnumber.

Ha ha, no, just kidding again. My real pick is “Cops and Donuts”.

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scotchnaut

Milk and cookies.

blaxabbath

I could get tongue and cheek about this but there’s a reason Milli Vanilli is just Milli Vanilli.

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BeefReeferLives

Weaselo beat ya to it…