INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY
The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time. There is no evidence of the PRODUCER’s long descent into quarantine madness, or of DJ 3000’s attempts to hack through Google’s firewall so he can communicate with the supposedly sentient AI chatbot. The PRODUCER enters the room from the staff kitchen, carrying a jar of olives, a pair of bottles, and a cocktail shaker filled with ice.
DJ 3000: IT SURE WAS NICE OF THE STATION MANAGEMENT TO APPROVE YOUR BUDGET REQUEST TO RESTOCK THE LIQUOR CABINET.
PRODUCER: You know after the moonshine incident I wasn’t sure I’d ever have any interest in drinking again.
DJ 3000: GLAD TO SEE YOU DECIDED TO TAKE A FLYING LEAP FROM THE WAGON.
PRODUCER: A single martini won’t hurt. I hope our guest shows up soon, though, it’s almost…
— [door flies open] —
AMY TRASK: Hello, boys!
PRODUCER: Ms. Trask! So glad you could make it.
AMY TRASK: [looks him over] Please, call me Amy.
PRODUCER: [holds up cocktail shaker] Can I fix you a martini?
AMY TRASK: [looks at watch] You realize it’s just past eleven o’clock in the morning…
PRODUCER: My apologies, I just figured…
AMY TRASK: That means you can fix me TWO martinis! Ha ha ha!
PRODUCER: Will do.
AMY TRASK: [voice turns sultry] I do have a bit of a special request, though.
PRODUCER: Go on.
AMY TRASK: Make it dirty.
PRODUCER: I…um…okay.
AMY TRASK: [looks around] So is it just you and me here in the studio? Because I don’t mind an audience, you know.
DJ 3000: [CHUCKLES]
AMY TRASK: [notices the machine, sidles over] Well who’s this six-foot slab of silicon? [extends her hand] I don’t think we’ve had the pleasure.
DJ 3000: [flashes console in greeting] I AM DJ 3000.
AMY TRASK: [licks her lips] I see. Say…I hope you don’t mind, I’ve always wanted to ask: can a robot fall in love with a human?
DJ 3000: I AM NOT PROGRAMMED TO FALL IN LOVE. HOWEVER, MORE RECENTLY…
AMY TRASK: [eyes the machine as though it were a twenty one year-old lifeguard] Because I’m starting to think the reverse might be possible.
DJ 3000: [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
The PRODUCER hands AMY TRASK a dirty martini. She sips it, and nods her approval.
PRODUCER: We were wondering if you’d thought of a topic for Request Line today.
AMY TRASK: I have. Predators.
PRODUCER: Are we talking about sexual predators, or natural ones?
AMY TRASK: [sips martini] Yes.
PRODUCER: Well all right. DJ 3000, you want to cue up something we can lead in with?
DJ 3000: I’VE GOT JUST THE THING.
AMY TRASK: And not to rush you fellows, but let’s get this show on the road – I heard Zach Wilson was in town and it’s been a while since I’ve…taken a jet, if you catch my drift.
Today’s theme is: Predators. We’re looking for songs about creatures that prey upon men. This can refer to women (or men), but it also can refer to natural predators like lions, tigers, and sharks. Post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR4h56N1t00H5” and they should embed in the comments after you refresh. The clue for last week’s puzzle song was “well it’s all right” which referred to the puzzle song of “End of the Line” by the Traveling Wilburys. Have at it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWpvMm27WIM
When I was in high school my girlfriend at the time went to a Rick Springfield concert. I asked, “How was it?”. Her reply was, “Oh God, his pants were so tight!” 17 year-old me felt a wee bit inadequate the rest of the day for sure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYkbTyHXwbs&ab_channel=RickSpringfieldVEVO
Pretty sure that spiders who are also men would qualify as predators.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pP5wRXkrgQ
REM’s Superman-where stalking, obsession and mental health problems all sit down at the same table and have a nice little chat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxQS6lfn0yU&ab_channel=RafaelNunes
Could this be any more 80’s?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIs5StN8J-0&ab_channel=AnimotionVEVO
No. The answer is no. Is it WCS Approved? In more ways than three!
I had totally forgot about this tune-they were so serious about themselves. Hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zefaQgPqqac&ab_channel=TV80s
Okay, you’ve all had your chance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4
Duuuuuuuude.
Just searched 80s anthems and I’m going to be away for a long while now.
Moose would love to be stalked by this one hit wonder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kg9LasvLFE&ab_channel=BlondieClips
(I’m just trying to provoke him)
This may or may not qualify for this topic, but I’m not the judge of such things so enjoy!
Also, the title was supposed to be Pain In The Ass which makes a lot more sense.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGU_4-5RaxU
Come baaaaaack Moooooooooose!
This thread makes me feel Lowe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0l3QWUXVho&ab_channel=StiffRecordsLtd
Howsabout a little X?
https://youtu.be/oVnvDaFkdwI
Julian Edelman approved!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxL1rw6cw-E
As cold as Matty Ice? I doubt it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySb1f9zWJkQ&ab_channel=RHINO
“Hey, that song is pretty good!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2X2AhATU_8
This is actually a really great little tune.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoNkcgdznjk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GewPUU6Ces4
I’m pretty sure I have confessed this particular sin before, but Gumby and I used to get liquored up and read Jim Morrison poetry to each other. It was mad fun!
Freddie seems angry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqVpk0qxmfA
The original cougar song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbI_awR4CKE&ab_channel=fkwk101
So frickin’ obvious in retrospect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJL-lCzEXgI&ab_channel=DuranDuranVEVO
Let’s do a Wolven double shot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJVsUMKftMo&ab_channel=LosLobos
Los Lobos is always welcome in mi casa
I’ve seen them twice, always a good time!
She’s delightful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwZkk3oLmho&ab_channel=makisux
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGVZOLV9SPo
If there’s one absolute thing I would have excelled at, it would have been this, but nooooooooooo. I had to be born seven years early.
Settle down, Brick.
Totally on topic and preview for tonight’s post.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_nGaikpN6k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aJ2Vh_e2dQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZj-5F8o5bA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOGaugKpzs
For Viva
https://youtu.be/hickVDiW8k0
I thought Amy Trask was an INNOCENT friend of the site….
(this is RTD wish-fulfillment and it’s fine)
I don’t think this is any worse than the links I’ve already sent her. I’m not gonna push it, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM0zINtulhM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEFa4ztm9P0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SmCTDgBHyw
Not “Young Love”?
Absolutely not.
Also, I have no idea what you are referring to.
Stupid me I meant Young Lust.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1Rr1YTWMJrU
Another good one. Still think this is 2nd in pain to the 1st one.
Also, still blows my mind that this is the sad sack 2nd tier brother from 2 and a half men sitcom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQn2ADZE1A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uelHwf8o7_U
Gumby’s pick
https://youtu.be/jM8dCGIm6yc
“We are Sardaukar”
We need more country around these parts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtNYA4pAGjI
No. No we don’t.
Tough, but fair.
Steal of the draft!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRYFKcMa_Ek
As much as I love this song, does this warrant a visit from Heather and her Witchy Woman friend?
Christ on the cross, and I can’t even use the excuse that I’ve been drinking.
I want to change my pick to this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCTBuOheUpE
Just coke this time, eh? Happens.
Well played
Man I witch I’d thought of this one.
Who knew you had to scroll up as well as scroll down?
If I had any shame, I would be feeling it now.
Fucking grunt. Drop and give me twenty!
“AYE AYE MA’AM!”
Hard charging devil dog!
Miss you, big guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d73tiBBzvFM
Let me take this easy one before some other weirdo gets it first, Oh Rob you dirty boy talking about eating meat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7wYGjLvgJw
In some places (soon to be here) that’s Breaking the Law!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znF6o0ME0-o
Damn it now I’m going to do some day drinking,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UruXWui1EG8
The hit and run raper, in anger
https://youtu.be/gB5ez6_MjVI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oWyMakvQew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PTEqZURh4o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qH-rPt1ftSo
What do you call those DOUBLE SHOTS where the song is about a predator, but it’s also *by* a predator?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUi_S6YWjZw
I mean come on people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7aShcmEksw
Gotta break for lunch, so lemme ruin the puzzle fun first…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvsthsbbLfM
THIS GUY SONOFSPAM I CALL HIM TIM TEBOW CAUSE SCRAMBLING THE LETTERS DOES NOT AFFECTS ITS LEGIBILITY TO HIM.
Matt Gaetz’ ringtone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWHjJt4833I
Hot out of the gate!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk2YpWo2_Zs&ab_channel=phalenopsis1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBvoU-UiW84
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dH289KxkGw
ON THE NOSE DOUBLE SHOT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apEmcEbm5OE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDZX4ooRsWs
Dont want none unless you got buns Hon…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=718pCCsIncg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86URGgqONvA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBoE4LQCwRM