Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: The Mai Tais That Bind

Happy Friday one and all! I don’t know about your respective parts of the world, but the Northeast has been baking for the better part of two weeks. That finally came to an end this week, and it was a bit odd. a 30 degree temperature drop from one day to the next is a little jarring on the system.

The environment with climate change

So of course I wait until the heatwave is over to break out the tiki drinks. It also helps when you can finally visit your buddy who bartends and can score you some home made oregat syrup.

I’ve been sitting on this one a while, and have eagerly waited to make it. May I present to you: the Mai Tai!

Now this drink has been around for a while. It was either invented by Victor Jules Bergeron Jr aka Trader Vic, or Donn Beach. in the late 30s. Over the course of history, many variations of recipes have been created and served, and my cocktail books are no exceptions. I have multiple recipes for Mai Tai’s, and none of them are the same. I settled on the Eater version, since it appears to be the recipe that is closest to the original:

.75 oz. fresh lime juice
.5 oz. orange curaçao (Pierre Ferrand preferred)
.25 oz. orgeat
.25 oz.  rich demerara simple syrup
2 ounces aged pot still or blended rum

Combine all ingredients with 12 ounces of crushed ice and some cubes in a shaker. Shake until chilled and pour — ice and all — into a double old fashioned glass. Garnish with a spent lime shell and mint sprig.

The nose is all lime, thanks to the spent lime shell which supposedly represents an island in the ocean. I also get a little bit of the oregat coming through. It’s a slightly almond-y aroma, but it’s very subtle.

This version of the Mai Tai is very well balanced. Nothing takes over and dominates, which is what I would look for in a Tiki drink. The rum flavor eventually pokes through the oregat and the (faux) demerara syrup, but the flavor only. Any kind of stronger alcohol related burn or harshness is nowhere to be found.

The oregat adds a nice depth as well. This is the first time I’ve used this and I’m liking what it brings to the table. It adds a subtle sweetness, but not overly cloying. The Mai Tai actually finishes with a hint of almond from the oregat as well.

I ended up having to make this with cointreau and not curacao, and with faux demerara syrup made from dark brown sugar (which was a pain in the ass to measure since it was mostly solidified and I needed to bang it on the counter to break off enough pieces to eyeball the amount needed) but I don’t think swapping those ingredients adversely affected the cocktail. Besides, as my bartender friend put it when I was discussing the Mai Tai with him earlier “…the Mai Tai is like the margarita or the martini in that it’s suffered some truly heinous crimes”. He’s not wrong. I have in my possession  a cocktail book that lists sour mix as the first ingredient.

Look at this. There’s a reason why I haven’t used this book here.

So even if the cointreau isn’t called for, it is by no means the worst Mai Tai ever created, so I think I’m in the clear here.

No doubt about it, this is absolutely fantastic. It’s well balanced, super cold, and the perfect warm weather drink. I can easily get on board with making these during the next heatwave, or the next time I’m vacationing somewhere tropical.

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Sharkbait has not actually been bitten by a shark, but has told people in bars that he was for free drinks. Married to a Giants fan, he enjoys whisk(e)y, cooking, the Rangers, and the Patriots.
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Rum is the true vacation booze. I NEVER drink it at home and always do on a beach.

Speaking of, the French do piña coladas weird.

Horatio Cornblower

Re: the weather, we finally have a day nice enough to have all the windows open and no AC and it is glorious.

TheRevanchist

I like the book’s recipe better. Only because it seems much more simple to make.

SonOfSpam

Went to a luau in Maui 27 years ago. They had a table full of drinks set out in plastic cups. Half were mai tais and half were blue Hawaiis and it was a good night.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

This recipe is a crime I committed against the mai tai as a present for the Dr. Mrs’. (someone with Strunk and White please look up how I should be punctuating that) cousin’s birthday:

1 oz. Light Rum
1 oz. Dark Rum
½ oz. Amaretto
½ oz. Ginger Liqueur
1 oz. Orange Juice
½ oz. Lemon Juice
½ oz. Lime Juice
½ oz. Pineapple Juice
Splash of Grenadine
Garnish with a slice of pineapple and a piece of crystallized ginger on a cocktail spear.

(it’s actually quite good, please feel encouraged to try one should you happen to have all the ingredients, which come on of course you won’t, who would keep *all* those things around?)

SonOfSpam

I would drink that if someone else prepared it (hint hint)

WCS

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blaxabbath

.25 oz. rich demerara simple syrup sounds like the code word Chinese slaves in Florida massage parlors use to describe manually bringing Robert Kraft to crescendo.

WCS

Wow.

BeefReeferLives

All part of the process in making “Handjob Bob’s Famous Homemade Orgeat”

LemonJello

Are we not calling them “Kraft Singles” anymore?