Sexy Friday – NFL Kickoff Weekend 2022 + 1/2 assed Steelers Preview

Today is a special edition of Sexy Friday. If all goes well, Mr. Ayo will be taking over this space soon and y’all will have some AMAZING pictures to peruse on Friday evenings.

Tonight, we have hot AFLW action on tap as the AFL Semi Final game between Collingwood and Fremantle is starting at 2:25 AM Pacific and that’s more like Saturday morning.

I won’t spoil last night’s Semi Final between Brisbane and Melbourne for those of you that want to watch a replay. Let’s just say these Finals are shaping up as one of the all-time best set of Finals games in AFL history.

Tonight’s AFLW games are:

Adelaide Crows v North Melbourne Kangaroos at 7:40 Pacific.

Sydney Swans v GWS Giants at 9:40 Pacific.

Geelong Cats v Collingwood Magpies at 11:10 Pacific

Brisbane Lions v Gold Coast Suns at 11:40 Pacific

There is also HOT CFL action as the BC Lions are currently playing the Montréal Alouettes.

In Sexy Mexy Liga MX action, Juárez will take on Monterrey.

No videos today as I’ve not had time to prepare them. However, I did have some fun pics for ya that are related to my Half-Assed Steelers Preview!

This is the first year (FINALLY!) without Big Ben Roethlisberger at QB. The truth is he stayed too long and only Mike Tomlin’s brilliant coaching allowed the Steelers to post non-losing seasons the last two years.

The Steelers have only selected 3 QBs in the first round of the draft in their history: Terry Bradshaw (1st overall), Ben Roethlisberger (11th), and Kenny Shane Pickett (20th). None of them were named the starter at the beginning of their rookie year yet Bradshaw split time with the starter before becoming the full-time starter in Season 2 while Ben became the starter after Tommy Maddox got injured in Season One.

Which is to say that I expect Kenny Pickett to play this year and most likely take over the starter’s role next year at the latest. Kenny is surrounded by talent at the skill positions with Najee Harris being a stud at RB, multiple talented WR’s, and Freirmuth at TE.

The weak point is the turnstile-like offensive line which will give the QB approximately 3 seconds to get rid of the ball, if he’s lucky.

On the defensive side of the ball, the Steelers added Myles Jack, the former Jaguar and UCLA Bruin. Trust me when I tell you that Myles Jack is the best player UCLA has produced in the last two decades. When he was eligible for the draft, I was hoping he would be drafted by the Steelers because he seemed to fit their scheme. He’s finally a Steeler and will be a monster.

With Minkah Fitzpatrick at safety and Cameron Heyward at DT, the spine of the defense is solid. Cameron Heyward leads a defensive line that should be much improved over last year’s. I expect the defense to focus on creating turnovers as the offense could struggle with the new QBs.

Special teams have never been a Pittsburgh strong suit and I don’t expect them to be again this year. Overall, this team has a very high ceiling. It could win the division if things fall the right way. It could also finish third and out of the playoffs.

They won’t finish last because the Cleveland Browns still exist.

BOLD PREDICCIÓN NÚMERO UNO: The Steelers will exceed the Vegas Over/Under of 7.5 wins this year.

BOLD PREDICCIÓN NÚMERO DOS: Mitch Trubisky will get hurt at some point this year, Kenny will take over and play well, and there will be a QB controversy.

BOLD PREDICCIÓN NÚMERO TRES: The Steelers will have a winning record (call it 9-8 or 10-7) and flirt with the playoffs. I can’t say whether they will get in or not because that depends on how other teams do, but they will be in contention until the last week.

No matter what, this should be a fun interesting season to watch. The more things change, the more they stay the same. Incidentally, Terry Bradshaw was 6′ 3″ and Ben was 6′ 5″. Terry won 4 Super Bowls and Ben won 2.

Kenny Pickett is 6′ 3″.

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I’ve really enjoyed doing this post after TWBS passed away, but I’ve realized that I’m not really doing it justice and there is someone younger than me that can do a much better job than I can. So, call it a succession plan, call it a retirement, call it what you want. I’m just really looking forward to the next phase of Sexy Friday in Mr. Ayo’s hands.

I’ll still be writing. As soon as I can get some time, I’ll work on a new series and there are World Cup previews to be written. You haven’t heard the last of me.

Type away and kiss some titties in honor of the Steelers!

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Mr. Ayo

Fun story. I was 16 and just discovered drugs. So one weekend I was zooted out on Mary Juana and shrooms and driving aimlessly through the heights (Billings, MT). We take a random corner and the middle of the road there’s a random tape. (Back in the 90’s for you kids, before CDs there was analog tapes) Anyway, we stop, pick up the tape and it put it in the car tape player and it works. That’s the night I discovered Pink Floyd.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsr4PmeEocE

WCS

YOU DOTH CONSUMED THE DEVIL’S HERB!! DOTH HATH ENCURRED THE WRATH OF LORD GOODELL AND HIS MIGHTY PUNISHMENT!! A BAN OF SIX GAMES AND POX IS CURSED ON THEE!

yeah right

Mine was an 8-track with the same results. But you did have to wait for the slow fade…

CLUNK

Slow build as the song continued between tracks.

Mr. Ayo
yeah right

Ladies and gentlemen I am officially on motherfucking vacation.

Monday morning I’m Seattle bound to visit youngest right and littlest right.

It’s supposed to be mid 70’s and sunny all week.

Sign my ass up and get me out of this post apocalyptic shit, STAT.

I’ll live blog as I go.

I haven’t had a full week off in ten fucking years.

CHEERS!

Doktor Zymm

Have fun!

Mr. Ayo

Fuck and yes! I’m here all week, let me know when and where and I’ll be there.

yeah right

I’ll message you from downtown on Tuesday and give you our seats for the game.

Friday night is yours. You drive and we’ll follow.

Mr. Ayo

What section? I’ll get my tickets now.

The pizza place for Friday is Cornuto Pizzeria. The place is a bit north of downtown and opens at 4pm.

Mr. Ayo

Unless you don’t want me there on Tuesday. That’s fine.

yeah right

Please show up. It’s a ballgame and my girls like company. Plus you can give local insight which is greatly appreciated.

yeah right

I don’t have seats yet. I’m playing the Stubhub stock market and waiting for tickets to plummet.

I’ll but the seats on game day.

Mr. Ayo

Well then, buy an extra seat for me with your group and I’ll bring a bounty of cash.

yeah right

Done and done.

I’ll screen shot the tickets when I get them.

yeah right

We can sort out the details on Slack.

Mr. Ayo

Can’t wait! /Bart Scott

2Pack

Safe travels and have a blast Insurance is up to date, right?

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Gumbygirl

You’re going to have a great time! Seattle is beautiful, and the food is great.

blaxabbath

I thought you were a retired line cook.

Fronkenshteen

Hey, what the fuck happened to Brick? Did he lose a foot or just hurt a foot? In either case I hope he’s ok. Shit.

Mr. Ayo

His left foot has been excised for the sake of someone’s fantasy football namesake.

Please pay respect for Brick’s sacrifice inn these trying times.

Fronkenshteen

Jesus

Mr. Ayo

Sorry for the typo, can’t edit it now.

Fronkenshteen

Well now I’m even more confused. This place is a nest of riddles! [shakes fist at pillow]

Mr. Ayo

No worries. Hippo will be here shortly to make it even more confusing.

yeah right

Brick’s sacrifice Inn is a craft brew pub waiting to happen.

Brick Meathook

Brick’s dead, man.

Shot himself cleaning his gun.

It was unloaded.

WEIRD

Fronkenshteen

Should I send this to my son’s soccer coach or no?

Greg,
I officially dislike this Roanoke team, but will not dishonor the team with any sideline tirades. That said, and I will never do this again, please accept my humble advice for when we eventually face this pack of snowflakes. The whole team runs through numbers 4 & 12. I think you should assign Moses to stay in #4s goddamn pocket. Don’t let him breathe. He’s a particularly I’ll-tempered little jerk, as I’m sure you remember from his cheap tackles on Evan in our last match. I have a hunch Moses could frustrate him to the point of a red card before the end of the first half. I think Evan could similarly swallow up #12 easily, leaving Cam, Ollie, Connor N, Cru, Henry, and Matthew to HAMMER them on the counterattack. I will not shout anything about any of their players, but with your blessing, I do plan to poke fun at the fact that they treat their fescue palace like it’s the goddamn Etihad. See you Tuesday at practice.
Mo

Mr. Ayo

I would punch up the the rhetoric, but yes.

Gumbygirl

OMG, this is why you’re my favorite, Fronk! Don’t tell the others

Fronkenshteen

Your secret is safe with me. I’m so grumbly about these rich pricks. #4 needs to be shown the red more than any other U12 I’ve seen. Rich little prick.

rockingdog

Haha
Choose your fighter

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herodotus450

(inserts quarter)
(selects George Washington)
A NEW CHALLENGER HAS APPEARED!

Game Time Decision

So 6 is WCS’s kid,right?

rockingdog

Found a funny;
[halfway through my the queen’s gonna live forever tattoo] she what?

rockingdog

Hahaha
Manny with the Big HIt
Padres tie it back up 💪💯
This game is Rockingggg

blaxabbath

Here’s to the Mitchell era in Pennsylvania!

Mr. Ayo

Just missed today’s Request Line.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi_XLOBDo_Y

Mr. Ayo

ALCARAZ!

Just like that, tennis is back!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue4p3CoNjv0

Gumbygirl

Awwww, Captain Lou Albano and Cyndi Lauper’s mom! I love this video, girls just wanna have fun, for fuck’s sake!

Brocky

Okay, guess I gotta post the pic of the other cat.

Poor kitty is missing an eye and a leg. Eye was from disease, leg was from someone hitting with a car. Someone brought it in and my brother adopted it.

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Doktor Zymm

You have awesome cats!

Brocky

Not mine. My brother is a saintly vet who has a whole zoo of critters with ailments

Gumbygirl

Gorgeous! Sexy pirate cat!

Mr. Ayo

OMG yes. Get that kitty an eye patch ASAP.

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Brocky

And a Peg leg!

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Fronkenshteen

Hiya gorgeous!!!🤓❤️

yeah right

Offensive coordinator nephew who inherited a team that was 0-29 featuring a team with not a single player who experienced a win, who won their first game since 2018 last week…

Won again!!!

They’re 2-1 on the season with back to back fucking victories!!!

Their first home win tonight in 4 years.

Kick that ass East Peoria Raiders!

Kick ALL THAT ASS!

Gumbygirl

That is awesome! I have to check my high schools score, but they have been really good for about 10 years or so, since they merged both high schools on the district. I’m stll a little salty they kept the smaller school’s mascot instead of ours. Mounties is way better than Rams! But I guess they threw them a bone.

yeah right

My mascot was a burro.

Make of that what you will.

blaxabbath

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

yeah right

Swear to God my nephew is a Raiders fan and I guarantee he uprooted his very dysfunctional family from Fresno to Peoria Illinois because the team that offered him a job is named the Raiders.

Ever been to Peoria?

It’s fucking awful and he had never even been.

Fronkenshteen

HOT DOGS AND COKES FOR EVERYONE!!!!

Doktor Zymm

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Gumbygirl

Awwwwww.

rockingdog

Huge HR
Padres up 3-1 now
This GAME is Rockingggg!!!!💯 ⚾️

Gumbygirl

I left Gumby alone with his dad in Riverside so I could come home and hang out with my poor cat, who is a fucking trooper. I brought the dog with me, Gumby is dealing with 4 cats, one an insane kitten and one a pitiful old guy with cancer. I win! I’m going to smoke some more of this awesome pre-roll, have a glass of wine, and enjoy the rain. I’ll go back Sunday morning, one of my SIL’s gets back Monday, so we can go home then. They have a lot going on, Astrophysicist SIL just accepted a job as Vice Chancellor at UC Merced.

Doktor Zymm

There is a sub-genre with similar poses
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Spur

smoking pussy

Gumbygirl

I have I want My 80’s on MTV right now. Some (ok most) of these videos are hilariously cheesy, but I’m totally into it!

Doktor Zymm

I’ll play this week. Did you know that hot men with cats has been an internet thing for ages?
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Mr. Ayo

Of course. But my kitteh died. I’ve lost a lot of internet clout since.

Doktor Zymm

If you get a kitten…
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Mr. Ayo

Daaawww!!

Gumbygirl

I like them a little rough around the edges myself.

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Spur

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Spur

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Sharkbait

Has anyone seen Gaslit? I’m reading Watergate: A New History and I want to give it a go after I finish

Mr. Ayo

Nope. No one has ever seen it.

Gumbygirl

I see what you did there!

Sharkbait

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Mr. Ayo

Hahaha. I didn’t realize what I did until these replies.

Gumbygirl

Accidental excellence is still excellence!

WCS

If that’s not targetting, than only BLEERGH knows what it really is.

Ville of Louis’ receiver dropped like he was shot.

WCS

WELP

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Spur

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Spur

1 more beer

Sharkbait

Just one?

Doktor Zymm

At a time

Mr. Ayo

I’ll Venmo you a 6 pack to stick around.

Spur

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Spur

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Mr. Ayo

I bet her hair smells nice

Spur

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Spur

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Mr. Ayo

Thank god for Spur’s return.

Spur

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Spur
Brocky

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Brocky

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Mr. Ayo

Kitteh!!

Brocky

Speaking of cats, I had this view earlier

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Mr. Ayo

Would pet.

Gumbygirl

He looks like he feels like velvet. I would totally pet him. And hopefully he will tell his home planet not to destroy Earth when they return for him.

Mr. Ayo

Without fur, that poor kitty will be cold all the time. Which means full time cuddle sessions. Purrfect!

Brocky

Yep, thats what he does. Very affectionate

BugEyedBoo

Here kitty kitty

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Spur

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Spur

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Spur

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Spur

We gonna do a all flavors sexy Friday
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Mr. Ayo

I’ll be right back.

Spur

Sexy Steelers?
more like hard steel
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King Hippo

Louie’s Ville may be shite at the footy, but I appreciate their cheerleader uniforms being the skimpiest I’ve ever seen.

Also UCF says they’s the Knights but I ain’t heard ’em say Ni! once!!

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Mr. Ayo

Their defense just Ni’d all over the field.

WCS

BLEERGH SAYS HAHA MORTALS

Doktor Zymm

Maybe they are this knight instead?
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scotchnaut

I’ve never come across anyone that has mentioned this as a proto-rap tune. It’s a proto-rap tune. The Spinners are so under-rated.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSMVflSBKx8&ab_channel=TheSpinners-Topic

Gumbygirl

It is, if you squint! I love the funk of this. Actually, come to think of it, I tend to prefer rap with some funkiness to it.

WCS

Holy crow is JV BLEERGH having a Friday night feast in Central Florida.

King Hippo

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WCS

Lawyers!

scotchnaut

/our house is being built back in the day

Wife: “We’ve got to have air-conditioning thru the whole house.”

Me: “Totally agree.”

/fast-forward 6 years

Wife: “Why are you turning on the air-conditioning?

Me: “It’s 30 degrees Celcius outside, FFS! When are we going to use it?”

Wife: “It’s a little too cool in the house right now though.”

Me: “….”

tl:dr: Wife loved the idea of air-conditioning but not the cost or comfort associated with the real thing.

herodotus450

Maybe she thought it was that other conditioning, instead? Women amirite?

scotchnaut

The Sens are making the playoffs before your stinky Red Wings-you read it here first, folks!

herodotus450

I learned today that “Stutzle” is german for “wasted prime years on a struggaling team then traded away to a contender only to get hurt and become a salary cap anchor” Those crazy Germans have a word for everything!

Sharkbait

You wont come to New York on 12/2…

Doktor Zymm

It’s 30C IN my place right now. Totally ready for winter.

scotchnaut

“Gotta love this 24C weather, amirite?”

-Winter

Gumbygirl

It is 75 degrees and raining here, praise Allah! I love me some AC, but So Cal Edison can eat me.

Mr. Ayo

ALCARAZ!!!

Dunstan

He may cover the court better than anyone right now.

Mr. Ayo

Holy shit. How?!?!

WCS

Cheers to Balls!

/pours out Diet Pepsi

Long live Ayo!

//pisses on jar of mayonnaise, Satan’s jizz

Mr. Ayo

*updates muted list*

Sharkbait

Mandatory:

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Dunstan

He’s so relatable! I, too, love to do that!

Sharkbait

Ok that was awesome. I had not seen that.

Mr. Ayo

I fell like I’m being groomed.

scotchnaut

Yet.

King Hippo

Said by the man who ain’t even done his week in teh barrel yet smh

Mr. Ayo

The what now?!?!?

King Hippo

psssshhh, it flies by. And Scope is available. For a reasonable surcharge.

Gumbygirl

You’re being fluffed.

Mr. Ayo

That sounds way better!