Let’s ask some more, shall we? (see what I did there?)
To The Games!
Giants/Titans:
Will the surprise cutting/setting adrift of linebacker Blake “Tackling Machine” Martinez come back and bite the Giants in the butt in Week One? Oh my, yes. Did you know that the Titans have not won less than nine games since 2015? That’s some wonderful consistency that fans of certain other teams might be jealous of. Will the piecemeal Giants o-line be able to hold up against the Titans front? Will Danny Dimes get to 10 sacks or 10 turnovers first?
Packers/Vikes:
When will Cousins-who finishes every year as a top 12 qb-ever get the credit he deserves? And why is everyone over the moon about Justin Jefferson and yet down on Cousins? There’s a wild disconnect there. How long will it take for Qaron to cuss out one of the wr’s? What is the Jones/Dillon split going to look like? Fantasy owners must know! Is Allen Lazard really going to lead this team in receiving?
Chiefs/Cards:
They’re saying all the right things but are the Chiefs really that happy with CEH? I myself think that Andy prefers his rb’s to be a bit more dynamic than what has been shown so far. So that gives rise to, “Is Pacheco yet another preseason wunderkind or the real deal? I think if there’s any meat on the bone that Pacheco will be eased in and the Chiefs will have a timeshare on their hands. Did Murray do his homework this week? If so, is there a gold star on the paperwork and is it being displayed proudly on the fridge?
Go do your thing.
I hate to give B*rstool credit for anything, but I did learn from them that the Giants have a winning record for the first time since Odell’s infamous boat trip.
NFC EAST running the tables this weekend?
only if cowboys break dreamboat’s knees
His o line is peanut brittle. It should happen.
Last thread is up and running, should you be interested.
Happy for scotchy, gutted for Don T. But damn, what an ending.
Whoa, Giants no lose? Unexpected!
such a great dumb day of football
Shanklor buffet
Nailed It!
— B. Walsh
HA HA HA HA FUCK YOU YAHOO DRAFT GRADE!
Giants are up on Tennessee??? WTF?
all coming down to Fat Kicker!
Did a swim and yet another bonfire. Am drunk. What’d I miss?
Did Scotchy go have that drunk/pill swim?
Either way, someone ends up decapitated in a sewer pipe.
Fat Randy saves him with the miss
Yup-dragged the oldest spawn along so I wouldn’t drown. Another bonfire capped the early evening.
sometimes when I nod off, I dream about swimming. So I make sure to hold my breath!
Brain Cojones Daboll
Holy shit. Look at the big brass ones on Brian Dabol.
The Chargers are going to Charger this thing.
And if you got some cut rate insurance instead of Allstate, you might be paying for the damages caused by mayhem, like me, yourself.
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STEP UP YOUR GAME BUFFALO