Your “I Have Questions” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread

Let’s ask some more, shall we? (see what I did there?)

To The Games!

Giants/Titans:

Will the surprise cutting/setting adrift of linebacker Blake “Tackling Machine” Martinez come back and bite the Giants in the butt in Week One? Oh my, yes. Did you know that the Titans have not won less than nine games since 2015? That’s some wonderful consistency that fans of certain other teams might be jealous of. Will the piecemeal Giants o-line be able to hold up against the Titans front? Will Danny Dimes get to 10 sacks or 10 turnovers first?

Packers/Vikes:

When will Cousins-who finishes every year as a top 12 qb-ever get the credit he deserves? And why is everyone over the moon about Justin Jefferson and yet down on Cousins? There’s a wild disconnect there. How long will it take for Qaron to cuss out one of the wr’s? What is the Jones/Dillon split going to look like? Fantasy owners must know! Is Allen Lazard really going to lead this team in receiving?

Chiefs/Cards:

They’re saying all the right things but are the Chiefs really that happy with CEH? I myself think that Andy prefers his rb’s to be a bit more dynamic than what has been shown so far. So that gives rise to, “Is Pacheco yet another preseason wunderkind or the real deal? I think if there’s any meat on the bone that Pacheco will be eased in and the Chiefs will have a timeshare on their hands. Did Murray do his homework this week? If so, is there a gold star on the paperwork and is it being displayed proudly on the fridge?

Go do your thing.

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The Maestro

I hate to give B*rstool credit for anything, but I did learn from them that the Giants have a winning record for the first time since Odell’s infamous boat trip.

clint greasewood

NFC EAST running the tables this weekend?

fleshwound_NPG

only if cowboys break dreamboat’s knees

litre_cola

His o line is peanut brittle. It should happen.

The Maestro

Happy for scotchy, gutted for Don T. But damn, what an ending.

Doktor Zymm

Whoa, Giants no lose? Unexpected!

fleshwound_NPG

such a great dumb day of football

Gatoraids

Shanklor buffet

Mr. Ayo

Nailed It!

— B. Walsh

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

HA HA HA HA FUCK YOU YAHOO DRAFT GRADE!

Reach Pick
We’ll give you some credit and assume you got distracted right before the selection of Mahomes in the 1st round, about 26 slots earlier than his ADP of 35. Projected to score 375 fantasy points this season with the Chiefs, he will look to perform similarly to last year when he threw for 4,839 yards and 37 TDs with 13 interceptions and rushed for 381 yards and 2 TDs, earning 375 fantasy points. Mahomes will slot in as the No. 1 QB for The Prayer Warriors, based on projected points.

King Hippo

all coming down to Fat Kicker!

litre_cola

Did Scotchy go have that drunk/pill swim?

WCS

Either way, someone ends up decapitated in a sewer pipe.

litre_cola

Fat Randy saves him with the miss

King Hippo

sometimes when I nod off, I dream about swimming. So I make sure to hold my breath!

clint greasewood

Brain Cojones Daboll

Horatio Cornblower

Holy shit. Look at the big brass ones on Brian Dabol.

JimU

The Chargers are going to Charger this thing.

Horatio Cornblower

And if you got some cut rate insurance instead of Allstate, you might be paying for the damages caused by mayhem, like me, yourself.

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WCS

STEP UP YOUR GAME BUFFALO