I am quite happy for the Wolven Sort HippoSpawn, getting a fun September night game on the home schedule. But I will be too stressed to nap beforehand, or to sleep afterwards. Anyone have a good cocaine guy?
Texas Tech (+10.5) at NC State (7:00, ESPN2)
This line is way too high, and keeps inexplicably going HIGHER. I am convinced this is just the universe fucking with me.
Michigan State (+3.5) at Washington (7:30, ABC)
Another line I don’t get. Sure, U-Dub may not be a complete shitshow this season, but I’d still expect a moderate Sparty pounding.
UTSA (+11) at Texas (8:00, LTN/ESPN+)
3rd string QB plus Bama hangover? You just LOVE to see it.
Miami (+5.5) at Texas A&M (9:00, ESPN)
I am not on the Da U hype train just yet, and neither is Vegas. Canes might finally be leaving their “bottoming out” phase, but they ain’t no Happy Appy.
Fresno State (+12) at Southern Cal (10:30, Fox)
This is the first time I can recall “Big Fox” carrying a true Tweaker Fixture, and it could be the dandy. MASSIVE trap game for Troi Boiz, with epic shootout potential. Win One FOAR the Revanchist Family, y’all Central Valley assdicks!
Looking the return to the old uniforms at Arizona.
Fucking doink. At least I knew Fresno State would be eating shit. Just didn’t expect it to happen straight from the anus.
Is Blax here? Cuz U of A just barely now took the lead on North Dakota Fucking State.
Damn right.
When the PAC implodes, Cats are a strong favorite to be ’24 FCS champs.
I’m home. Back on the LA harbor where I belong.
Fun trip. Epic trip.
There’s a quinceanera going on across the street. I can smell carne asada grilling.
I’m fucking home.
These are my people. This is mi casa.
Pedro baby.
I love my town.