September Stress JV Night Thread

I am quite happy for the Wolven Sort HippoSpawn, getting a fun September night game on the home schedule.  But I will be too stressed to nap beforehand, or to sleep afterwards.  Anyone have a good cocaine guy?

Texas Tech (+10.5) at NC State (7:00, ESPN2)

This line is way too high, and keeps inexplicably going HIGHER.  I am convinced this is just the universe fucking with me.

Michigan State (+3.5) at Washington (7:30, ABC)

Another line I don’t get.  Sure, U-Dub may not be a complete shitshow this season, but I’d still expect a moderate Sparty pounding.

UTSA (+11) at Texas (8:00, LTN/ESPN+)

3rd string QB plus Bama hangover?  You just LOVE to see it.

Miami (+5.5) at Texas A&M (9:00, ESPN)

I am not on the Da U hype train just yet, and neither is Vegas.  Canes might finally be leaving their “bottoming out” phase, but they ain’t no Happy Appy.

Fresno State (+12) at Southern Cal (10:30, Fox)

This is the first time I can recall “Big Fox” carrying a true Tweaker Fixture, and it could be the dandy.  MASSIVE trap game for Troi Boiz, with epic shootout potential.  Win One FOAR the Revanchist Family, y’all Central Valley assdicks!

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Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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blaxabbath

Looking the return to the old uniforms at Arizona.

TheRevanchist

Fucking doink. At least I knew Fresno State would be eating shit. Just didn’t expect it to happen straight from the anus.

ballsofsteelandfury

Is Blax here? Cuz U of A just barely now took the lead on North Dakota Fucking State.

blaxabbath

Damn right.

When the PAC implodes, Cats are a strong favorite to be ’24 FCS champs.

yeah right

I’m home. Back on the LA harbor where I belong.

Fun trip. Epic trip.

There’s a quinceanera going on across the street. I can smell carne asada grilling.

I’m fucking home.

These are my people. This is mi casa.

Pedro baby.

I love my town.