There is also the kissing of titties, but the headlines gots to stay PG. Yes, I am filling in for Spirit Animal Scotchnaut, who is out harvesting hobo sinew as we speak. Always doing the LAWD’s work, that guy.
Stillers (+4.5) at #ThePauls (8:15, Amazon Prime)
Hey, look on the bright side. At least we are spared a bunch of SMASHMOUTH FITBAW cliches from Collinsworth? The raw shittiness of this game is expressed by the over/under of 38.5. Yikes, for a “national” game in the 2020s. Without strange weather.
Bollo del Verdad is very clearly not the answer, unless you are asking “How can Coach Epps win Coach of the Year by finishing 9-8?” That guy DO know his 3-D chess, that’s for sure. Me, I always forget exactly what the horsey piece does.
#ThePauls ain’t much better at quartered back, but NC State grad always is prefereable to U*NC “grad.” Thumb on the scale for Beef Brisket. But the real advantages are (i) meastly DL; and (ii) the tasty Chubb and KHunt combo platter. Who needs forward passing?
Still, Believeland is fresh off the most embarrassing loss in EVAR to the Joe Flacco Jets. And Yinzburgh lost at home to The Legend of White Mac. So I guess there will be urgency? Yeah, I am just fishing here. It will be a shitshow, so let’s bring our A commenting games.
Obviously, you are NOT ALLOWED to watch anything else, even though WCS will surely want to flip to Fuckers du Cousins. Them’s the rules, I ain’t make ’em up.
Hooray for incompetence! I totally forgot that today was Thursday and therefore football, and left the Browns D in on Vodka league when I otherwise would not have, but apparently I did a good! It’s okay Ohio, it’s okay.
Cousinfuckers beat the Nutless Gobblers, so I’m as neutral as Joe Flacco’s favorite meal.
From my NC State blog (where I also try to teach HippoSpeak):
How can a West Virginia mom tell when her daughter’s having her period?
A: Her son’s dick tastes like blood. A W Va buddy told me that one.
Ryan Fitzpatrick looks like he stepped out of 1974
1874
Victory pics, gotta make myself feel better:
appreciate how she don’t neglect shoulder definition!
I assume she knows Adam Levine?
She takes her vitamins.
Ugh. Are you fucking kidding me? I’m gonna go take a bath. If it weren’t for lovely marijuana, my precious, I would be a much unhappier Gumbygirl. So I guess there’s that!
….does that count as a fumble for Claypool because I just think God found another way to fuck with me
PROBABLY!
/God help those fading #ThePauls’ D/ST…
Nah it’s a negative for harris
If the Steelers pull this off, its proof that God hates Cleveland.
wait THAT’S the proof?
The fact that they didn’t absolutely does not mean that he doesn’t, though.
begin the jagoffs screaming for pickett to come into the lineup just in time for a tough stretch of the schedule
I am enjoying the Amazon strategy of luring me in to paying for their shitty app by otherwise depriving me of the ability to watch the Browns and Steelers whale away on each other like two fat kids struggling through a mud wrestling hazing ritual at a school for particularly slow kids.
So U*NC.
Anyway, I look forward to next week, when Amazon threatens to send me 18 gallons of my favorite ice cream to be served by two comely lasses, unless I subscribe immediately.
twitch.tv/primevideo
free stream
and legal amazon owns twitch
WAAAAAYYYYYYY too much effort to watch this game.
I would’ve called timeout just to ice the kicker twice.
The almost hero for the Red Sox, Reese McGuire, got arrested a couple of years back after getting caught jerking it outside of a Dollar Tree in Florida.
Go ahead, tell me you ever thought you’d see that sentence written out.
That’s gotta be good heckling material. “Hey Reese, I thought you can’t be within 500 feet of public places!”
There’s no way I wouldn’t be escorted out of the park were I in earshot of him.
That’s the sound of tens of thousands of fans muttering under their breath “They wouldn’t do it two weeks in a row, right?”
Yanks clinch a playoff spot even if Judge doesn’t get 61, that means it’s Tsingtao time while I wait for my laundry!
That cameraman needs to be fired into the Sun for that “tracking shot”; I though that ball was going to land in Newark.
Hermana and Madre Weaselo were at tonight’s game, so at least they get a clinch out of it.
My son sent me a link for two seats behind home plate for tomorrow. $1,800 each. A mere pittance.
We, uh, we will not be going to tomorrow’s game.
Oh, good. My team’s plays next Thursday. The offense is stuck in Park, the line is a turnstyle and the defense is timid. This sounds wonderful with four days rest!
Wait, down by 9 with four minutes left and you PUNT?
For what it’s worth, the Fourth Down Bot had it as a toss-up. Probably because the win probability is just really small either way. Except when playing the Browns.
If Pickett not ready or are they trying to avoid wasting his rookie season with a substandard roster?
They don’t him Burrow-ed behind the current o-line.
Good call. If he has Burrow-like potential, I wouldn’t even have him on the sidelines. Just put him in a Doomsday Vault on gamedays.
Yes.
There are intro write ups… and there are Hippo Intro Write UPS! Glad I can finally stay logged in, the Clubhouse was difficult with me yesterday. Ciao Tutti!