Your Week Seven NFL Football Open Thread (continued)

Thar be four games on this part of the slate but there’s really only the two. The best place to hide bad games (other than Thursday night) is Sunday afternoon, apparently.

To The Games!

Jets/Broncos:

This one looks to be a low-scoring affair so perhaps it belongs on Thursday? But that would mean the flailing Broncos would get yet another prime time gain, so no. Semi-disgruntled and somewhat petulant Melvin Gordon has been given ‘starter’ status, but for how long?

Texans/Raiders:

Is anyone going to watch this affair? Both teams have got just the one win and seem to be going nowhere. The Texans actually lead this series 8-4. Dameon Pierce, the star of my really lousy Freezer Vodka team, leads all rookies in rushing.

Seahawks/Chargers:

I held my nose and picked up the Seattle D for a bye week and they delivered 20 points! Will wonders never cease? This from a unit that gives up nearly 28 points a game. The Chargers aren’t far behind in the ‘shitty D’ category-they surrender around 25 points per tilt and have given up 15 plays of 30+ yards.

Chiefs/Niners:

Super Bowl rematch! Do you remember that one? At this point they all blur together for me. The other day I was trying to remember the winners of last year’s championships and it took me quite some time. The Chiefs have gone for 300+ yards in 11 straight games so Jimmy G will have to dial up his game a bit-he had 2 INT’s last week but also had a few long passes dropped by his wr’s. No doubt San Fran will show off their shiny new toy with a small package of plays.

Enjoy the tilts.