Thar be four games on this part of the slate but there’s really only the two. The best place to hide bad games (other than Thursday night) is Sunday afternoon, apparently.
To The Games!
Jets/Broncos:
This one looks to be a low-scoring affair so perhaps it belongs on Thursday? But that would mean the flailing Broncos would get yet another prime time gain, so no. Semi-disgruntled and somewhat petulant Melvin Gordon has been given ‘starter’ status, but for how long?
Texans/Raiders:
Is anyone going to watch this affair? Both teams have got just the one win and seem to be going nowhere. The Texans actually lead this series 8-4. Dameon Pierce, the star of my really lousy Freezer Vodka team, leads all rookies in rushing.
Seahawks/Chargers:
I held my nose and picked up the Seattle D for a bye week and they delivered 20 points! Will wonders never cease? This from a unit that gives up nearly 28 points a game. The Chargers aren’t far behind in the ‘shitty D’ category-they surrender around 25 points per tilt and have given up 15 plays of 30+ yards.
Chiefs/Niners:
Super Bowl rematch! Do you remember that one? At this point they all blur together for me. The other day I was trying to remember the winners of last year’s championships and it took me quite some time. The Chiefs have gone for 300+ yards in 11 straight games so Jimmy G will have to dial up his game a bit-he had 2 INT’s last week but also had a few long passes dropped by his wr’s. No doubt San Fran will show off their shiny new toy with a small package of plays.
Enjoy the tilts.
Last week while in Dallas, I added a Mooncake tattoo, below my PirateSloth tattoo. I love this little guy.
Just don’t make him mad
Do sloths eat mooncakes?
Seahawks special teams guy just suffered a Tua injury. Hope his back heals up soon!
The multi-player kneel-down thingy is never a good sign.
“Oh so NOW it’s respectful?”
– Colin K
(I do hope the guy is okay, the league is run by sociopaths)
Got Damn!!! Qaron’s meltdown on the Pat McAfee Cool Bro Show is gonna be epic!
Erin Andrews trying to do that thing where she looks less pretty?
Tbh nobody looks that great through a pinhole camera lens
She did.
I hear.
“Oh, she looked fabulous.” – Michelle Beadle
I’m going to need a little more background on this comment. What’s the Beadle-Erin thing?
I’d just like to remind my lovely co-commenters that the Giants are 6-1. This is on a par with Hippo ordering a pizza with double cheese-just to give you an idea as to how unlikely this circumstance is.
I would like to take a brief moment to thank the Washington Commies for delivering me a truly wonderful birthday present.
Fuck off Green Bay.
Happy Birthday!!!
Thank you!
Wait…is this one that ends in zero?
Nope that was last year. This ends with a 1 and a retirement countdown.
Happy Birthday yeah right!
Thank you! Still kicking and better than ever.
MILF-hunter Z is a slippery little shit. Not super SMRT, though
Mark Kelly: “We need more truckers but government red tapes makes hiring truckers too difficult. So I’m working with Republicans to cut the tape and get truckers on the road.”
Me: “Why don’t I just vote for a Republican then and cut out you, the middle man.”
Probably because you don’t want the rest of the Republican baggage?
Because neither side is actually going to do shit?
It’s times like this I’m proud I haven’t gotten around to getting an AZ ID yet.
The last election there was a voter initiative for a wealth tax in AZ (3.5% on incomes over $250K). It passed. The state legislature then killed it AND introduced a 2.5% flat tax that will go into effect next year. It is being mentioned NOT AT ALL in the campaign.
Just gimmie my strong US dollars and shut up!
If you vote for me I will get rid of government red tape by mandating that all government tape be Green and that will also fix the environment and lower gas prices!
These stupid fucking FOX News midterms commercials are filling me with a specific kind of rage.
Pair them up with Colin Cowherd for a really fun time.
THIS GUY GENO, I CALL HIM DENNIS THE MENACE BECAUSE HE ALWAYS EMBARRASSES MR. WILSON
Holy shit Goodwin
Yeah that was pretty impressive.
I haven’t been that impressed since I was a military-age young man living in one of Russia’s more ethnic provinces.
Just came from a bar where my brother and father and I were talking about Premier League, and the chef joined in the discussion, and 5 minutes later he was telling us about how his soccer career was short-circuited because he knocked up his girlfriend and she wanted to have an abortion.
I like a good conversation with the bartender/chef/whatever but there are lines, people. THERE ARE SOME GODDAMN LINES, AND THOSE LINES NEED TO BE RESPECTED!!!
Anyway, soba noodles with pork were really good.
#sharingiscaring Horatio, don’t forget that.
Sure, you can have some of my noodles.
That ain’t pork….
LOL CHEFS
Just sitting down after a lovely afternoon of moving furniture to see my Niners…playing a highly-paid game of hot potato with the Chefs.
Fantastic.
NYNURZ
They’re playing like California in 1949 instead of 1849
The All American Football Conference is underrated
Are you moving, or just rearranging?
Rearranging – Tetrising. 🙂
*Checks early game results*. LOL PACKERS
Still undecided as to who to vote for in the local City Council election. Mitch O’Farrell currently has a slight edge because he almost gave me free milk and eggs and cereal one time (the Dr. Mrs. insisted we not accept that because “we don’t need it” which of course is how she ended up on Andy Reid’s enemies list).
For state and local races I plan on going through the voter guides and voting for anyone who advocates for building housing and making housing cheaper and easier to build. I expect I’ll be abstaining from every state and local race
Sounds like you want the Socialist Dems or Progressives.
Nah, they just want rent control and unionized social service workers
I plan on voting for whoever the Democrats are running. Saves me a lot of time and (theoretically anyway), keep the GOP out.
I have no opinion, but I would like Rick Caruso and Karen Bass to both die in a fire.
I don’t really, I’m just hella sick of the campaign ads.
Instead of watching the late games I opted to go to a winery harvest party. I think I chose well. Even though there are a tone of flies here, but that’s true evrywhere this year. The vet was saying that this year they’ve had an epic number of fly related calls, grotesque stuff like horses getting flies stuck in their eye, and the small animal vets are saying fleas are rampant this year. Is this a sign of the apocalypse? Is this in conjunction with the Jets being good a solid prediction of the apocalypse?? MAYBE
Say what you want about Flies, he’s a great bass guitarist.”
-Peter King
First time ever watching my Browns lose in Peru.
This fucking team.
Man they lose everywhere.
I’m pretty sure they lost everywhere, not just in Peru!
I thought they would have the home field advantage-I guess Ravens fans travel well.
The Factory exporting will help the USA’s trade deficit, thank you!!
Badly needed Williamsdown achieved.
So Seattle up 17-0 immediately begins to give the game back
“We’ll teach *you* what happens when you fight back against depression!” – the Seahawks to ThePirateSloth
Right? I’m an alcoholic BECAUSE of watching Seahawks games.
Is DK Metcalf ded? My fantasy team is showing him as out
Ded
It’s the 1st true Fall day in Vegas. No need for the AC all day.
I’m not caring for all these “Geno’s been learning on the bench for 10 years!!!!” takes, considering that all sorts of mediocre and horrible white QBs had plenty of chances to start games for that entire stretch, with no thought to have them ride the bench for multiple seasons.
Are you saying Geno should’ve been playing all these years?
I dunno. He had to have been a better option for some teams than some or many of these awful QBs during those 10 years. It’s more about how he was never given a chance until 10 years later, just written off after a disastrous 2nd Jets season.
He could’ve gone to Canada and won 3 consecutive Grey Cups like Warren Moon had to
Eskridge wtf
What I’d like to see? Youtube cooks making their precious dish and then trying to eat it in under 5 minutes. I DEMAND CHAOS!
Mark Sanchez should’nt do Geno dirty
This Chaaaaarrrrrrming….RYPIEN?
Travis Kelce getting incompetently mauled just like my junior prom date.
Crap. DK is essential
DK, DNP
How’s that roughing the passer? Dude was chucking a “i’m about to get sacked” ball.
Jed York.
Blech.
The guy giving the McCaskey boys a run for their money as least qualified nepotism inherited NFL job
The Replacements is NOT a Gene Hackman movie, it is a gotdamn KEANU REEVES MOVIE.
My boy has an international day at school Friday. Supposed to dress in an outfit for his heritage and we gotta bring a potluck dish. Now, I find this offensive as a whateverth generation American man but not gonna bother.
Choices are Italy and Ireland. I’d appreciate recommendations.
Have him bring steamed hams.
Spaghetti with roasted potatoes. Done.
Corned beef with Ricotta cheese. Done.
Fried cabbage with gnocchi. Done.
Last night for dinner I made halushki, but instead of putting noodles in it, I just had the cabbage/onions/ bacon/ caraway seed on mashed potatoes. I am Irish, Gumby is Slovak. We are genetically compatible, food wise. We both love the root vegetables!
A very handsy priest?
I meant like — one heritage country with both an outfit and a food.
Don’t try to close the floodgates now.
Ok, fine. You come in with wire wrapped around your legs and the kid has a lasagna and repeats, “manga, manga” over and over again until his throat goes dry.
.
Meatballs.
Crime boss, baked Ziti
Go as Christopher Columbus
Irish, dish can be a bottle of whiskey (served in a casserole dish)
Stick some grease in the hair and Totinos pizza rolls
Deliver some fuckin gnocchi as Tony Soprano.
I can’t stress enough (despite him languishing on BOTH my fantasy benches) how much I like Latavius Murray.
I always liked him when he was on the Raiders.
Khalil Mack the living monument to the Bears front office ineptitude
Who is this team and what did you do with the Seahawks
Greg Olsen looks like a basketball player in the booth.
/Geno almost gets sacked, throws the ball away
[D’Wayne Eskridge (5’9″, 188 pounds) was asked to block a linebacker on the play]
Commenter: “Well, there’s your problem right there!”
Final Destination Marathon Update:
Several peoples were final destinate-ed, just because.
I’ve tried to get into those movies, but I lose interest because I can never figure out where the story is going. Is there a destination? Could it be the final one on their trip? IT NEVER ENDS.
Kudos go the writers of that series-trying to figure out weird circumstances where a malevolent entity (God?) would expend a fuckton of energy trying to kill some good-looking kids.
What percentage of the LA crowd is ‘Truther supporters?
We do tend to brigade old AFC West cities
2022 NFL MVP, Geno Smith
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Hobo Lovie Smith 7, Pre-Hobo Josh McDaniels 3
There’s gonna be 237 PI flags in this Seahawks/Chargers game.
I turned on the Jets/Broncos game and my YouTubeTV crashed. That’s certainly not an ominous sign.
The first question I would ask of you is, “Jets/Broncos?”.
#Commitment2Masochism
“Preach, brother.”
-Deanna
This fricking Giants game-so glad Doc put me on blood pressure pills. And all the other ones as well.
Pete Carroll ridiculous challenge challenge (easy)
#ObiWanGenobi
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand I jinxed it.
Wasn’t really his fault
I haven’t seen a Geno delivering so effectively since that new pizza place opened up less than a mile from Casa Reid.
The Brett Rypien Experience? As expected.
Proving the narrative wrong and creating a QB controversy in Denver?
It’s not even Friday but ok.
Oooooh, TILTS
(closes bird folder)
(pulls shirt back down)