Your Second NFL Football Open Thread

You want more games? Well, I’ll give you more games-here we go!

Vikes/Bills: 

Minny certainly did a good when they traded Diggs to Buffalo for a draft pick. They used that pick to get Jefferson, a plug and play superstar receiver just like the one they let go and he’s on a rookie contract. Diggs’ arrival put the Bills O into a higher gear. Everybody won this trade.

Lions/Bears:

Potent offenses, struggling defenses-one must take the over here, I’m thinking. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a qb (Fields) turn things around so fast, ever.

Jags/Chiefs:

I play against Mahomes in the money league and I’m sceered. The Jags, who have hung 38 points on the Chargers and 27 on the Colts and Raiders might be able to keep pace for a while. That means Patty will be looking to the end zone.

Browns/Fins:

Here’s yet another potentially high-scoring tilt featuring potent O’s (Browns are 4th overall, Miami is 5th) and middling D’s (Cleveland 15th, Fins 23rd). Tyreek needs 86 yards to break the record for most after 10 games which is held by Julio.

Texans/Giants:

Hopefully the Giants hold serve this week and next week vs the Lions because after that it’s a long gauntlet of NFC East opponents. (and a light helping of the Colts)

Saints/Steelers:

What happened to Najee? It certainly seems as though it’s just a matter of time before he’s passed on the depth chart by UDFA Jaylen Warren.

Broncos/Titans:

It’s The Battle For Temporary Dominance between Hippo and Don T. Will Hippo and his pharmaceutical allies Eli Lilly and Pfizer emerge victorious? Or will Don T’s informal coalition of paper towels, intermittent electricity and wandering hurricanes bring the pain? It’ll be a slobberknocker, no doubt.

Enjoy.

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yeah right

They switched the fucking game to the Rams and Qards RIGHT BEFORE OVERTIME! YOU BASTARDS!

What Hippo said. SKOL MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

yeah right

When I can’t see the ending of one of the amazing games of the year and have to look up the final score online? Your shit is broken NFL@

Redshirt

Buffalo got too greedy. You need moving the chains.

King Hippo

SKOL motherfuckers

Redshirt

Wow.

ThePirateSloth

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Redshirt

Josh Allen to make up for not gain 1 yard by gaining all the yards on this drive alone.

Horatio Cornblower

And yet…

Horatio Cornblower

Josh Allen using OT to become my leading rusher in FF.

The laws of physics are out the window in this one.

Horatio Cornblower

Vikings should have onsides kicked it there. Really push the envelope!

Redshirt

MIN-BUF has gone Plaid Bananacake.

Dunstan

Still looking good for MOST GLORIOUS TIE

TheRevanchist

Jefferson has been molested by the defense and he still makes these insane, big plays.

Horatio Cornblower

All that Bills defender had to do was keep watching the ball and he would have picked it off.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I maintain that this is kayfabe but hot damn if it isn’t very, very good kayfabe.

Horatio Cornblower

And then the baby looked at you?

Redshirt

Fuck Cowboys and Packers. Stay with Vikings and Bills!

Horatio Cornblower

I’m still watching the Bills game.

Redshirt

Me too. Probably until 4:45 EST

TheRevanchist

This might be the game of the season. And I’m here for it! My afternoon games are Cards-Rams and Colts-Raiders, so I at least get one good game today.

Gumbygirl

They’re cutting away? Jesus fucking Christ!!

The Maestro

Football is fucking unbelievable.

King Hippo

oh INDEED

Dunstan

WTF? Fox is cutting away from Bills-Vikes OT “due to NFL rules?”

Fucking NFL. You suck so badly.

Redshirt

What higher than bananacakes?

Redshirt

You should’ve heard the call on Vikings radio. It was beautiful.

Horatio Cornblower

Josh Allen has been exceptional? The same Josh Allen who just fumbled in the end zone, likely blowing the game? The same Josh Allen who threw an interception in the end zone and then tried to punch the ball loose from a player who was already down, using his injured throwing arm to do it? That Josh Allen?

Horatio Cornblower

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King Hippo

As long as we live, nobody will ever see a stranger ending than that

Dunstan

Do NOT tempt BLEARGH like that.

The Maestro

TOUCHDOWN SEAHAWKS

Dunstan

It’s easy to say in retrospect that an intentional safety would have been better, but in reality no fucking way do you do that.

Redshirt

You can’t take an Intentional Safety. Too much time and a field goal beats you.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

AND the Vikings still had a timeout.

Gumbygirl

I’ve seen some shit, but I’ve never seen anything like this! I almost left, glad I didn’t!

fleshwound_NPG

buffalo sports fans: the reason youll never see another prohibition

Horatio Cornblower

Josh Allen has got to have money on the Vikings, right?

King Hippo

OH MY CATS THEY GOT THE BALL!!!!!!!!!!

Redshirt

Well that’s one way to lose.

TheRevanchist

Damn, this Buf-Min is insane!

ThePirateSloth

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN BUFFALO

The Maestro

Was Cousins in? Who the fuck knows. TOUCHDOWN SEAHAWKS!

King Hippo

2 shots at the safety for MN

Dunstan

Would be a great time for a safety…

Dunstan

Or that. That would work too!

King Hippo

Dingleberry Dingles

Gumbygirl

Neon plaid bananacakes in Buffalo!