Your Third NFL Football Open Thread

Only the three games for the second half of the afternoon. Let’s dig in.

Colts/Raiders:

This game? Well I guess somebody has to play somebody else. Irsay and Davis’ teams are both circling the drain but they’re both of them making millions while doing so. Kinda funny that Saturday will likely be a coach longer than McDaniel. I’m thinking the latter gets shitcanned at the end of this year and Saturday gets the boot at the end of next year when a legit search is actually conducted.

Cowboys/Packers:

A few games into the season this would have been seen as a potential preview of the NFC Championship Game but things have gone very, very south for Green Bay and there’s no indication that things are getting better. It couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy. It’s been 14 years since the Packers have lost four straight games. Will they roll out the cheese carpet for Mike McCarthy though?

Cards/Rams:

Circumstances are fuzzy regarding when Stafford got his concussion but my sources tell me he got up too fast from his 11th plate at the Old Country Buffet in Bakersfield. With all that blood rushing from his head to his belly he lost his balance and cracked his skull on the edge of the table and then hit the floor hard. As he lost consciousness he whispered, “Pumpkin pie, put a slice of pumpkin pie in your purse” into the ear of his wingnut wife. She blames her husband’s current status on a Globalist Cabal of Rogue Jews because of course she does.

Enjoy.

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King Hippo

Is apparently National Cray-Cray One Handed Catch Day

King Hippo

Rikki bandana status?

King Hippo

Mister Sippy Kupp, he die. There will be no Owl repeat.

King Hippo

Looked like high ankle sprain to me, minimum

Recovery Whiskey

Oh shit thats terrible — Hox fans

Horatio Cornblower
Spur

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Recovery Whiskey

Its funny how I don’t really care what she’s saying

Spur

Love it. No joy for these Ron Johnson loving pricks

Doktor Zymm

Just landed in the US (well, Dallas, but close enough) and I don’t have to go to work tomorrow!
Also was able to watch the last quarter of the Munchen game, all of Vikes/Bills, and the first half of the Dallas does Qaaron game on the in-flight entertainment.
I think this deserves a woo, woo!

King Hippo

That’s GOOD HUSTLE, and you got rewarded with that Vikes/Bills insanity!

ThePirateSloth

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Recovery Whiskey

DFW is my favorite domestic airport. 4 admirals lounges connected by a sky monorail. Once managed to visit and have a drink at all four in under 45 mins and still make my flight out of E11

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Beerguyrob

Packers can’t stop stepping on their unvaccinated dicks.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I just woke up from a significant nap. I presume i missed nothing.

Doktor Zymm

A cowpoker sat on Qaaron’s face

Horatio Cornblower

Bold decision by Green Bay not to cover See Dee Lamb on 3rd and 9.

Doktor Zymm

Especially after seeing how well not covering Justin Jefferson worked out for the Bills

Horatio Cornblower

Boeheim just can’t stay away from coaching family members

https://twitter.com/brhoops/status/1591918810646601728

Don T

I’m in on Dallas crushing the Packers’ spirit. And more locker room tension leading up to TNF.
Stomp the neck, Capt. Blue Bunny!

Horatio Cornblower

Man are you barking up the wrong tree.

The only time McCarthy’s killer instinct is invoked is when Andy Reid’s on the other side of the buffet.

Spur

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Recovery Whiskey

But can she babysit

Brocky

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Game Time Decision

Bend and snap

Horatio Cornblower

The only thing I remember about her character was that her family ran the local maple syrup conglomerate, (you read the correctly: Riverdale was insane), but it eventually turned out all the barrels were filled with drugs.

What a tragedy.

Spur

Nice run from Pollard. Great timing on calling that play

Brick Meathook

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Spur

just what Dallas needed. Thank you cheese ass returner

Horatio Cornblower

Followed by a competent offensive drive.

What strange dimension is this?

Brocky

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Beerguyrob

Update from Lambeau – it’s cold.

Horatio Cornblower

The tundra, is it frozen?

Doktor Zymm

Frosty, certainly

Spur

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Col. Duke LaCross

She takes her vitamins.

Spur

Flashes of Competence, A Dallas Cowboy Story

Horatio Cornblower

You shut up.

Spur

Need more liquor, it’s going to be that type of Dallas game

ThePirateSloth

I just simply enjoy watching Cowboys games where they shoot themselves in the dick.

Spur

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yeah right

I tied a bandana to my wingwang, set my hair on fire and danced the funky chicken!

SKOL!

Spur

damn, Dak is a lucky SOB

Spur

lucky SOB

King Hippo

(not directed to the Hippo with Christian Watson on his bench)

JustStopDude

The Browns are in such a terrible free fall that short of Watson committing a sexual assault at half time in Houston, I don’t know how they could be worse than they currently are.

I am an idiot.

Redshirt

Agreed. In spite of Watson’s efforts, I doubt this Browns season is going to end with a happy ending.

Dunstan

Yeah, ‘taint happening.

King Hippo

#ThePauls, Pauling 2 da MAX

Redshirt

Cue Rodgers’ using the thumb as an excuse for fumbling.

Spur

Dammit Dak!

King Hippo

Time to CHOOSE LOVE

Spur

Yeah! Dallas ball. No one feels sorry for you Rodgers, get off the field.

ThePirateSloth

It never fails to make me chuckle every time the word ‘muff’ is used during a football game.

King Hippo

Especially when Janeane is playing!

Spur

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ballsofsteelandfury

The boots make the outfit

Spur

TD Lamb. Fuck you Ron Johnson voting Cheese fucks!

King Hippo

When yeah right comes to in a trashed Vegas strip hotel room, surrounded by ALL THE ROOM SERVICE and two courtesans…he’s gonna weep with joy.

Spur

Bet all the restaurants had a banner sales week with McCarthy back. think Mansa Musa on hajj.

Spur

Dak had his thumb stepped on, Rodgers had his thumb up his ass. There’s a difference mr. announcer.

Spur

McCarthy looks awake and interested in this game. Wonder why

Spur

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Redshirt

In my mindcanon, its scoreless in Cowboys/Packers because everyone’s been staring at the TV screen and PA announcer like the opera scene in “The Shawshank Redemption”.

Spur

but the PA announcer is reading the lyrics to WAP

King Hippo

Game of the Century uh da WEEK

Horatio Cornblower

My theory that Josh Allen is throwing games is back in play.

King Hippo

He’s not smart enough to pull it off like that. He just can’t tame that Wyoming Shoulder Devil he carries.

Redshirt

No need to force it. Blackjack rules: Win if you can, Push if you must.

King Hippo

I also blame McDermott more than a little. Why not use Singletary down there?

Don T

Hmmm… This is worth keeping an eye out. On the Take vs. Self-Sabotage.
Plus special appearance by Stooooopidity.

King Hippo

Gay kicks it straight through?

Spur

No good. Suck it Ron Johnson voters!

Spur

Packers too scared (or smart) to let Rodgers throw a pass.

Spur

Folks

King Hippo

I would be immensely amused if Irsay fired Jeff Saturday for putting Matty Ice back in. After a win.

Brocky

So with Stafford being out, I was gonna start the cardinals defense, but now with Murray out I was thinking of swapping them for the rams defense

Any advice

King Hippo

I think Wolford is better than McCoy, but RRRRRRRRRAM IT!! OL is worse

Don T

Stick to the Bible, forsake FF and blasphemy.
-Jehovah

ballsofsteelandfury

At least there are three games in the pm.