Your Third NFL Football Open Thread

Only the three games for the second half of the afternoon. Let’s dig in.

Colts/Raiders:

This game? Well I guess somebody has to play somebody else. Irsay and Davis’ teams are both circling the drain but they’re both of them making millions while doing so. Kinda funny that Saturday will likely be a coach longer than McDaniel. I’m thinking the latter gets shitcanned at the end of this year and Saturday gets the boot at the end of next year when a legit search is actually conducted.

Cowboys/Packers:

A few games into the season this would have been seen as a potential preview of the NFC Championship Game but things have gone very, very south for Green Bay and there’s no indication that things are getting better. It couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy. It’s been 14 years since the Packers have lost four straight games. Will they roll out the cheese carpet for Mike McCarthy though?

Cards/Rams:

Circumstances are fuzzy regarding when Stafford got his concussion but my sources tell me he got up too fast from his 11th plate at the Old Country Buffet in Bakersfield. With all that blood rushing from his head to his belly he lost his balance and cracked his skull on the edge of the table and then hit the floor hard. As he lost consciousness he whispered, “Pumpkin pie, put a slice of pumpkin pie in your purse” into the ear of his wingnut wife. She blames her husband’s current status on a Globalist Cabal of Rogue Jews because of course she does.

Enjoy.