Your Monday Night NFL Football Open Thread

Welcome back, shall we start?

Fallout:

-Baker, Baker The Waiver Maker: Well, someone else is tired of him. Scuttlebutt says that much like Wentz he is not ‘amenable to coaching’. But of course some other team will grab him because front offices/coaches are like that girl that looks at a dude and says, “I can change him”. The Texans have first crack if they want to make their organization more dysfunctional.

-Go Figure: The Shaun Watson looked very much the part of a guy who hasn’t played football in 700 days. Also, he was booed by the crowd-I’ve the feeling that he should probably get accustomed to that.

-Don’t Look Back: It looks like James Cook might be gaining on Devin Singletary, with the latter only getting one more snap. Perhaps there was an undisclosed injury or maybe it was the game script or perchance Cook is finally able to pass block. All I know is that Singletary is an unrestricted free agent at the end of the year.

-Hey, there’ll be a tripleheader on Saturday the 17th. You’ll be able to see Colts/Vikes, Ravens/Browns and Fins/Bills so clear your schedule right now!

To The Game!

Saints/Bucs:

-Although New Orleans lost to Tampa in week 2 they have won 7 of the last 8.

-Woe is you if you grabbed Kamara in your fantasy draft-he’s not scored more than 11 points in the last four games.

-Marshon Lattimore is still recovering from an abdominal injury so maybe Mike Evans will actually have a good game. That said, Godwin has scored in his last two outings.

-Brady does lead the NFC in passing yards and only has two interceptions but only one game with 3 TD and has eight more games with 1 or less scores.

-Folks talked up London, Wilson, Burks and Pickens but it is Olave that leads the pack of rookie wide receivers in yards and catches.

Enjoy.

 

 

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Dunstan

I remain confused as to why Morocco is abbreviated as “MAR”

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Okay, a search for “damaged little fuckers” on youtube produces some pretty solid shoegaze.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V8ljI9YFbaQ

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

On a whim, I bought the soundtrack to Crime and Punishment in Suburbia. Terrible movie, but magnificent music.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OjecIllOEio

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

From after I came back home to the United States and had my heart fucking shattered.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ItkjSeNs5AA

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

From the same trip to Cape Town.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg_p3Vo1qCQ

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s a surfing metaphor, by the way. Should probably cover that in TSJ.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Hardly ever hear this song these days. I was at this concert.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nHdyFh4W4Bs

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Dunstan

I don’t know, there’s some dude outside my window playing it on a ghettoblaster right now. It’s kind of weird.

Gumbygirl

It’s romantic! You should go out there and make out with that dude!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Or at least kickbox with him!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh man I’m doing one of those things where I drink a lot and stay up late and listen to music.

Dunstan

So much for going to bed at 8 pm?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

So much, indeed.

Dunstan

Rewatching House, and they mention treating a patient with Ivermectin. Someone call Joe Rogan!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Or Kirstie Alley!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh, wait, no, she’s dead.

Dunstan

That’s what THEY want you to think.

Gumbygirl

She’s gone to be one with Xenu.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

This just got a delighted laugh out of me.

Senor Weaselo

Was it for lupus?

Dunstan

Don’t be silly. It’s never lupus.

Except that one time that it was.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[debates whether or not to watch another episode of Rick and Morty]

[sees that the next episode is a Voltron episode]

Oh you bet your ass I’ll be finishing this box of wine and watching another episode.

Dunstan
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

What the fuck is wrong with Tom Brady’s voice?

herodotus450

Isn’t Monday night when he gets his weekly vocal chord scraping and neck elongment procedures?

TheRevanchist

He had a date with Bailey Jay?