Nightcap of Saturday Sportsballgasm

What a start, eh?  SKOL breaks Frank Reich’s all-time comeback record, against Frank Reich’s former charges.  It was 33-nil at the half.  It was 36-7 late into Q3.  Captain Dingleberry STILL tossed what looked like a back-breaking Q4 pickerception.  But the Humps ultimately humped it all away, on a long TD “screen and rumble” by Dalvin Cook.  36-all, before we even hit 2:00.  Sheeit, Minny even got the ball back with 1:10 and the chance to win (and predictably didn’t make a single first down).

But OT was just a trade of punts, followed by a gassed Indy D surrendering the winning FG drive.  39-36, and yeah right will scope out local “Nutcracker” options every gameday going forward.

Let’s not speak much of Ratbirds aways to #ThePauls.  Plus, I am writing this in advance.

LOLfins (+7) at Bills Mafia (8:15, NFLN)

Most importantly, despite the playoff impact fpr both squadoos – the FORECAST, as of 5:30 Hippo Standard Time:

Snow this evening will transition to snow showers late. Low 27F. Winds WSW at 10 to 20 mph. Chance of snow 100%. Snow accumulating 5 to 8 inches.

No wussing out and going to Detroit this goddamned week!  Y’all will play in the snow, and allow our inner 8-year olds to rejoice in the sweet entropy.  Buffalo has the better defensive front AND offensive line, so I still give them the advantage.  But maybe chaos will bring us the Most Glorious Draw we almost had in Minneapolis.  As always, Hippo shall root for it.

There are also bad JV exhibitions on ABC and ESPN, should you hate yourself enough to flip over.  DID I MENTION SNOW GAME??