Hey, I’m writing this at 11 in the morning so I’ve no idea what happened in the Seattle tilt and I’ll be damned if I’m going to exert the slight amount of energy it would take to do some editing. That’s a line in the sand that I will not cross or even draw in the first place.
To The Game!
Lions/Packers:
-The last time these squadoos played marked a turning point for both teams. Detroit’s 15-9 win got their record to 2-6 and we know what happened from there. For the Packers that loss marked the last loss in a five game skid and they turned things around as well.
-A key to Green Bay’s turnaround has been the ability to generate turnovers. At 4-8 they were -5 but since then they’ve reached a 11+ number.
-With a Seattle loss and a Detroit win the Lions would be in the playoffs for the first time since 2016. I’d bet that like myself, you folks out there would have guessed that the drought was much longer than that.
-This could be Rodgers last game at Lambeau-if he decides to retire (a decision he will no doubt draw out as long as possible because a.) attention and b.) he learned from the very best, Burnt Favre) this is it because the team will not have a home game.
-Who thought that career backup Jamaal Williams would be just six yards shy of reaching 1,000 yards today? As well, he’s just one TD away from matching Barry Sander’s team record of 16.
-The Packers just might oblige Williams-they are in the middle of the league in overall defensive efficiency but are bottom 5 vs the run.
-That’s A Lot!: It’s hard to key on one player when Goff has the habit of spreading the ball around-he threw to 11(!) different tight ends, backs and wr’s last week.
It’s all yours.
NAWT quite helmet to helmet
I swear to fucking God Aaron Rodgers could strangle a puppy on live television and the refs would find a way to call illegal use of hands on the other team
Everything I need to know about Wisconsin people comes from who they elected to be their US Senator
INT Rodgers, bullshit flag cant allow that.
FUCK Green Bay!
Zebras have a natural hatred and fear of Lions
Lions do a good? SHIT WHAT CAN WE CALL!? Throw the flag and we’ll figure it out somehow
BLEEEERGH!!!!
I think my Lions futures bet was just a season too early. They should be great next season if they don’t screw things up in the off-season. Which is totally possible because Lions.
Sometimes I don’t know where Aaron Rodgers ends and Collinsworth’s mouth begins
That was obnoxiously quick
There’s a prom night joke here somewhere
How was that catch not a touchdown in the first instance — refs channeling their JV brethren to screw a Michigan team
/TCU-UM game reference if that is too last week for y’all
/thought you were rewatching something from the Nongenderedpersons earlier
//makes connection
///not used to Lions being on primetime
Congrats Jamaal!
About damn time, don’t fuck it up Roaring Kitties
Well not fucked!
Go Fuck Lions
Fuck yeah!
Double Doink Day
DOINK
Nailed It!
— B Walsh
Green bay just ran into the kicker but no flag.
BREAKING NEWS:
I equalled my picking performance from 2019 for the AVN Awards! I correctly picked 7 winners.
How many gently used fleshlights does that get you?
They’re not gently used anymore
Were they ever?
I wanna see the family that’s sitting down together to watch The Young Rock show.
The FGs will continue until morale improves.
PLAYOFFS TOO
The fuck was that?
Someone needs to see if Douglas is okay. Brain damage is real.
Baffling, I was hoping the Kommentariat had an answer, but maybe the intrepid sideline reporters will find out for us!
My dining room requires far too much taping before painting. I suspect this is why assholes paint over wood
I thought you painted your Chicago place earlier this year?
I’ve been doing it gradually on subsequent visits. Dining room and hall (where I have to sand the damn wall because the previous painters sucked) are still to go. Dining room will be done this visit though.
Also, my progress has notably slowed since setting up the entertainment system
SUDDEN CHANGE!
Don’t fuck this up Goff.
Think I can Irish goodbye this and be home by the 3rd. Gotta be better on tv, cris be damned
normally id say the refs must be related to Rodgers but uuuh
Hitler fucked his cousin so its not so taboo for the North
fucking refs cant let the Lions win
BLEEEERGH!
I don’t want them to go either, Dan Campbell! They need to take the express train to Losertown.
I like the nerd in glasses and a tie clutching an important paper while he frantically explains football. He knows how to calculate the playoffs, clearly.
love when the black Green Bay Players. jump in the stands …because they are one of the “good ones”
Looks convincingly catch-like to me
Jumbotron wisely not replaying the fumble…
Someone should tell Qaaron that the end zone is full of Covid vaccines so he’ll stay away
Giving his family seats in that end zone should work, too
Sneaky, I like it
After escaping Clotsapolis, I don’t know what footedball looks like. I know it isn’t this.
You can’t chill Alaska, that’s the power of Global Warming!
fuck yeah. eat shit Ron Johnson lovers
I still can’t believe these were popular when I was a kid
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I had a pool cues one.
Only reason i got to keep it was because it never went on my back or left my room.
Hola Kommentariat! Long time no post
I report to you LIVE from the scene of this crime. It is cold, I am sober, and the air is thick with stupidity.
You’re on Capitol Hill?
I want y’all to win (am not watching) so blame me for being the jinx when things go tits up.
How many cheese curds have you absorbed from the atmosphere?
J6 was a while ago but we’d loved to see your face giving it to the LIBS
Has anyone on any of those survival shows every gotten sick from only eating rabbit?
I thought “rabbit fever” was what I get when Lola Bunny shows up in Space Jam?
Is there a word like “ominous” that means an atmosphere of impending disappointment rather than doom? Because that is how I would describe this run-up to SNF
“Pulmonary contusion”
Jets-y?
Oh wonderful. I was never aware this was a thing.
https://twitter.com/JourdanRodrigue/status/1612251765247995907
Ok, well that sounds horrible
Love the girls that don’t give a fuck about sizes.
Feline time!
https://twitter.com/5m_crafts/status/1610730661362425858?s=20&t=x8rYolmaEXKNmXuRpPxsbg
rexy hoping it adds a little extra cheese to it
Can the Fuck Lions please end this assholes reign of terror….or at least lose by 4 or less. PLEASE
I was at Dan Marino’s last game. In a fucking monsoon, the Jaguars beat the Dolphins 62-7. I liked Dan Marino, but it was hilarious! Gumby was at Troy Aikman’s last game, knocked out with an apparently permanent concussion. I hope this is Quaron’s last one, getting his shit pushed in by Detroit at home.
I’m wrong, the monsoon game was on my birthday that year. Marino’s last game was a playoff game. I went to both by myself, Gumby was working out of town and our son was away at school.