Your “This Might Be For All The Marbles!” Sunday Night Football Open Thread

Hey, I’m writing this at 11 in the morning so I’ve no idea what happened in the Seattle tilt and I’ll be damned if I’m going to exert the slight amount of energy it would take to do some editing. That’s a line in the sand that I will not cross or even draw in the first place.

To The Game!

Lions/Packers:

-The last time these squadoos played marked a turning point for both teams. Detroit’s 15-9 win got their record to 2-6 and we know what happened from there. For the Packers that loss marked the last loss in a five game skid and they turned things around as well.

-A key to Green Bay’s turnaround has been the ability to generate turnovers. At 4-8 they were -5 but since then they’ve reached a 11+ number.

-With a Seattle loss and a Detroit win the Lions would be in the playoffs for the first time since 2016. I’d bet that like myself, you folks out there would have guessed that the drought was much longer than that.

-This could be Rodgers last game at Lambeau-if he decides to retire (a decision he will no doubt draw out as long as possible because a.) attention and b.) he learned from the very best, Burnt Favre) this is it because the team will not have a home game.

-Who thought that career backup Jamaal Williams would be just six yards shy of reaching 1,000 yards today? As well, he’s just one TD away from matching Barry Sander’s team record of 16.

-The Packers just might oblige Williams-they are in the middle of the league in overall defensive efficiency but are bottom 5 vs the run.

-That’s A Lot!: It’s hard to key on one player when Goff has the habit of spreading the ball around-he threw to 11(!) different tight ends, backs and wr’s last week.

It’s all yours.

 

 

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Doktor Zymm

NAWT quite helmet to helmet

Spur

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Brocky

I swear to fucking God Aaron Rodgers could strangle a puppy on live television and the refs would find a way to call illegal use of hands on the other team

Spur

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Spur

Everything I need to know about Wisconsin people comes from who they elected to be their US Senator

Spur

INT Rodgers, bullshit flag cant allow that.
FUCK Green Bay!

Gatoraids

Zebras have a natural hatred and fear of Lions

Doktor Zymm

Lions do a good? SHIT WHAT CAN WE CALL!? Throw the flag and we’ll figure it out somehow

Mr. Ayo

BLEEEERGH!!!!

Doktor Zymm

I think my Lions futures bet was just a season too early. They should be great next season if they don’t screw things up in the off-season. Which is totally possible because Lions.

Brocky

Sometimes I don’t know where Aaron Rodgers ends and Collinsworth’s mouth begins

Doktor Zymm

That was obnoxiously quick

Brocky

There’s a prom night joke here somewhere

WCS

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Downfield Matriculator

How was that catch not a touchdown in the first instance — refs channeling their JV brethren to screw a Michigan team

/TCU-UM game reference if that is too last week for y’all

WCS

/thought you were rewatching something from the Nongenderedpersons earlier
//makes connection
///not used to Lions being on primetime

Doktor Zymm

Congrats Jamaal!

Doktor Zymm

About damn time, don’t fuck it up Roaring Kitties

Doktor Zymm

Well not fucked!

Spur

Go Fuck Lions

Spur

Fuck yeah!

Gatoraids

Double Doink Day

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Game Time Decision

DOINK

Mr. Ayo

Nailed It!

— B Walsh

Spur

Green bay just ran into the kicker but no flag.

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ballsofsteelandfury

BREAKING NEWS:

I equalled my picking performance from 2019 for the AVN Awards! I correctly picked 7 winners.

Downfield Matriculator

How many gently used fleshlights does that get you?

Game Time Decision

They’re not gently used anymore

ballsofsteelandfury

Were they ever?

ThePirateSloth

I wanna see the family that’s sitting down together to watch The Young Rock show.

Mr. Ayo

The FGs will continue until morale improves.

WCS

PLAYOFFS TOO

Col. Duke LaCross

The fuck was that?

TheRevanchist

Someone needs to see if Douglas is okay. Brain damage is real.

Downfield Matriculator

Baffling, I was hoping the Kommentariat had an answer, but maybe the intrepid sideline reporters will find out for us!

Doktor Zymm

My dining room requires far too much taping before painting. I suspect this is why assholes paint over wood

Gumbygirl

I thought you painted your Chicago place earlier this year?

Doktor Zymm

I’ve been doing it gradually on subsequent visits. Dining room and hall (where I have to sand the damn wall because the previous painters sucked) are still to go. Dining room will be done this visit though.

Doktor Zymm

Also, my progress has notably slowed since setting up the entertainment system

Mr. Ayo

SUDDEN CHANGE!

Don’t fuck this up Goff.

NotShogunButShogun

Think I can Irish goodbye this and be home by the 3rd. Gotta be better on tv, cris be damned

Gatoraids

normally id say the refs must be related to Rodgers but uuuh

Spur

Hitler fucked his cousin so its not so taboo for the North

Spur

fucking refs cant let the Lions win

Mr. Ayo

BLEEEERGH!

Gumbygirl

I don’t want them to go either, Dan Campbell! They need to take the express train to Losertown.

BC Dick

I like the nerd in glasses and a tie clutching an important paper while he frantically explains football. He knows how to calculate the playoffs, clearly.

Spur

love when the black Green Bay Players. jump in the stands …because they are one of the “good ones”

Doktor Zymm

Looks convincingly catch-like to me

NotShogunButShogun

Jumbotron wisely not replaying the fumble…

Doktor Zymm

Someone should tell Qaaron that the end zone is full of Covid vaccines so he’ll stay away

Dunstan

Giving his family seats in that end zone should work, too

Doktor Zymm

Sneaky, I like it

NotShogunButShogun

After escaping Clotsapolis, I don’t know what footedball looks like. I know it isn’t this.

Doktor Zymm

You can’t chill Alaska, that’s the power of Global Warming!

Spur

fuck yeah. eat shit Ron Johnson lovers

Doktor Zymm

I still can’t believe these were popular when I was a kid
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blaxabbath

I had a pool cues one.

Only reason i got to keep it was because it never went on my back or left my room.

NotShogunButShogun

Hola Kommentariat! Long time no post

I report to you LIVE from the scene of this crime. It is cold, I am sober, and the air is thick with stupidity.

LemonJello

You’re on Capitol Hill?

King Hippo

I want y’all to win (am not watching) so blame me for being the jinx when things go tits up.

Doktor Zymm

How many cheese curds have you absorbed from the atmosphere?

Spur

J6 was a while ago but we’d loved to see your face giving it to the LIBS

Doktor Zymm

Has anyone on any of those survival shows every gotten sick from only eating rabbit?

Dunstan

I thought “rabbit fever” was what I get when Lola Bunny shows up in Space Jam?

Doktor Zymm

Is there a word like “ominous” that means an atmosphere of impending disappointment rather than doom? Because that is how I would describe this run-up to SNF

WCS

“Pulmonary contusion”

ballsofsteelandfury

Jets-y?

Mr. Ayo

Oh wonderful. I was never aware this was a thing.

https://twitter.com/JourdanRodrigue/status/1612251765247995907

Doktor Zymm

Ok, well that sounds horrible

Spur

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ballsofsteelandfury

Love the girls that don’t give a fuck about sizes.

Brick Meathook

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Doktor Zymm

Feline time!

Spur

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LemonJello

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Gatoraids

rexy hoping it adds a little extra cheese to it

Spur

Can the Fuck Lions please end this assholes reign of terror….or at least lose by 4 or less. PLEASE

Gumbygirl

I was at Dan Marino’s last game. In a fucking monsoon, the Jaguars beat the Dolphins 62-7. I liked Dan Marino, but it was hilarious! Gumby was at Troy Aikman’s last game, knocked out with an apparently permanent concussion. I hope this is Quaron’s last one, getting his shit pushed in by Detroit at home.

Spur

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Gumbygirl

I’m wrong, the monsoon game was on my birthday that year. Marino’s last game was a playoff game. I went to both by myself, Gumby was working out of town and our son was away at school.

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