Your Seattle/San Fran Wild Card Game Open Thread

Hey bettors, thinking about laying money on the Bills tomorrow? I stumbled upon this nugget during my wanderings-home teams favored by 9+ in the wild card round are 11-0. This stat goes back 30 years. Don’t say I never did anything for you.

To The Game!

Seahawks/Niners:

-Man It Up: Seattle will no doubt have noticed that in their week 15, 21-13 loss Purdy was 11/12 vs zone coverage but just 6/14 against man D.

-Another path to success for the Niners is to find a way to attack Jimmie Ward. He allows an 81%(!) catch rate against the folks he’s defending.

-The Niners swept the season series and home teams playing against a team for the third time are 14-9.

-I do like it when two stats dovetail into one another and it spells disaster for a team. Seattle’s D is 31st in surrendering yards after the catch while San Fran has once again led the league (six years running, btw) in that very same category. I’m guessing you’ll see big chunk plays and plenty of frustration on the faces of Seahawks defenders.

-Geno Needs To Hoof It: In recent losses Geno has run for 13, -1 and 2 yards. In victories he’s gained 38, 48 and 49 yards.

-Let’s Talk About The Weather: Their is a flood watch and a Wind Advisory in effect for Santa Clara at present. Though it’s expected to taper off this afternoon I’d expect some sloppy conditions.

-Rookie qb’s starting their first playoff game are 8-18. Those that have won include Russell Wilson, T.J. Yates(?), Sanchez, Flacco, Ben and Shaun King.

Enjoy the game and come out swinging!

 

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Petronel

WOOP WOOP

litre_cola

Covered. Next up. DUUUUUVAAAALLLLLLLLL.

King Hippo

good work, homey!

Doktor Zymm

Purdy seems like he’s gonna get killed in a few years when he slows down a bit and has a couple nagging chronic injuries, but will be super fun to watch until then!

Mr. Ayo

FUCK YOU BLEEERGH!

They get 2 yards! This is unnecessary!

Brick Meathook

BOREDOM LENS TEST #1 (Sony FE 4/24-105 G OSS)

Souvenir signet ring from Berlin Airlift (brass); carousel ring from Martha’s Vineyard (stainless steel); stack of U.S. dollar coins – 2 Ike’s (copper/nickel) 2 Peace 1 Morgan (silver); stack of 5 WWII era U.S. quarters (silver) 5 new U.S. dollar coins (mostly zinc); hidden behind is Kennedy half dollar (copper nickel)

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King Hippo

THREE downfield OL, in one fucking half. Hilarious.

Petronel

Purdy: playing like he’s too damn young to realize that this is supposed to be hard.

Recovery Whiskey

This defense could eat a pallet of viagra and they’d still be soft

fleshwound_NPG

son, what is you doin

The Maestro

I think that Gregg Easterbook slammed his notebook shut like 40 minutes ago.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

♫…to your last dyin’ day…♫

King Hippo

I would pay to see this musical. Hope you are lining up your Hollywoo contacts!

King Hippo

Baby Shanny doesn’t get enough credit for his HT adjustments

Doktor Zymm

I can’t believe these commercials are for actual TV shows

King Hippo

That they’d waste valuable NFL ad time to promote, no less!

herodotus450

What’s so hard to believe about MILF Island?

King Hippo

I think the “Farmer Wife” one was the trigger, at least it was for me (I was waiting to see if it was “FoxNation” – but no, fulll broadcast Fox),

I mean, just target FB ads into “Prayer Warrior” chat groups, that’s 99% of your audience.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

You know every single contestant is going to talk about how important being a Christian is for them.

LemonJello

I hope the twist is that the man-meat being fed to those cougars are their sons and nephews.

WCS

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fleshwound_NPG

“that’s my bike, punk!”

Recovery Whiskey

Game and season. Draft some defense with Denver’s pick.

King Hippo

I’m going to bribe someone to tell Loose Change Pete “no way would you have the bollocks to draft a fullback at 5!”

Recovery Whiskey

Wait it slipped to 5th? F it we’re flipping that for a third, two forths and a 7th. — John Schneider, probably

King Hippo

yeah, when we beat the Clips in Week 18, nicked ya 2 slots

Mr. Ayo

Very rude, in my opinion.

Recovery Whiskey

That they won their last game? Yeah it was.

Recovery Whiskey

Still house money since Denver was expecting playoffs. Sorry /s

King Hippo

It was, like, the tiniest and saddest bit of vengeance in the history of EVAR

Recovery Whiskey

Oh that’s nice, “had a bad day” montage.

In the NFL there are Face teams and there are Heels, and Seattle forever will be a Heel.

fleshwound_NPG

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WCS

And the Browns will always lose.

King Hippo

#ThePauls; #Committed2Pauling

Redshirt

Before Sports Betting: “This is an exciting Seattle-San Francisco game.”

After Sports Betting: “THROW IT TO MCCAFFEREY! YOU’RE COSTING ME A HUNDRED DOLLARS!”

King Hippo

hey, at least you live at home and thus can’t GAMBLOR away the rent money!

ThePirateSloth

Welp

Recovery Whiskey

Nice refball

WCS

2nd and 30? NFL BLITZ!

fleshwound_NPG

seattle melting like steel beams