Hey bettors, thinking about laying money on the Bills tomorrow? I stumbled upon this nugget during my wanderings-home teams favored by 9+ in the wild card round are 11-0. This stat goes back 30 years. Don’t say I never did anything for you.
To The Game!
Seahawks/Niners:
-Man It Up: Seattle will no doubt have noticed that in their week 15, 21-13 loss Purdy was 11/12 vs zone coverage but just 6/14 against man D.
-Another path to success for the Niners is to find a way to attack Jimmie Ward. He allows an 81%(!) catch rate against the folks he’s defending.
-The Niners swept the season series and home teams playing against a team for the third time are 14-9.
-I do like it when two stats dovetail into one another and it spells disaster for a team. Seattle’s D is 31st in surrendering yards after the catch while San Fran has once again led the league (six years running, btw) in that very same category. I’m guessing you’ll see big chunk plays and plenty of frustration on the faces of Seahawks defenders.
-Geno Needs To Hoof It: In recent losses Geno has run for 13, -1 and 2 yards. In victories he’s gained 38, 48 and 49 yards.
-Let’s Talk About The Weather: Their is a flood watch and a Wind Advisory in effect for Santa Clara at present. Though it’s expected to taper off this afternoon I’d expect some sloppy conditions.
-Rookie qb’s starting their first playoff game are 8-18. Those that have won include Russell Wilson, T.J. Yates(?), Sanchez, Flacco, Ben and Shaun King.
Enjoy the game and come out swinging!
More like Metcalftron, amirite?
Maybe start rolling that safety over a bit earlier
Game has had really good pacing, too
We’re on to the draft! Again.
Do we still have the “G.O.A.T. Fucker” gif handy? If so, I beg Scotchy to use it MNF!
Purdy is keeping himself together like a pro!
He has that “100% Necessary Short Memory” for a QB, without being stupid.
And thus concludes the part where we don’t die
Truthers sure are making ’em work for it. Not ready to call this over yet, neither.
Mr. Entirely Relevant!
kinda a fun game while it lasted
Criminy, what a ballsy throw.
Way to ruin the mood, Jesus.
THATS OURAH FACKING STATUE https://twitter.com/avoidthehanoid/status/1614373575154335745
Schrodinger’s 69!
What the actual F is that thing
Our ass is in the jackpot now
ah a back breaking turnover in scoring position, surely this wont hurt
Kinda sad I didn’t head out to the game, but also enjoying my comfy chair and beverage that isn’t a $20 plastic cup of beer
there’s just sommet about NOT LEAVING THE HOUSE! 😀
♫…When you’re a Jet you’re a Jet for life…♫
But just F one goat…
That’s more like it
the Spicy Meatball’s a-goootttt it!
How can you be downfield on a 2 second drop
BLEEEERGH!
The Narrative said so
Certainly more of a game than expected, fair do
metcalf is going meast mode
Never go against Pete Carroll with conspiracy on the line. Or trolling west coast coaches half his age.
barefoot, the natty ice of wines
Also the reason why Jim Tomsula isn’t allowed to eat in restaurants.
Not the only reason, but, yes, a reason.
Good point, “a” not “the”.
That “no shirt, no shoes” rule, too.
If Jonathan Abram was still wearing a Raiders uniform there’s no way in a million years that ankle twist would have gone uncalled.
They aren’t gonna challenge that? Doesn’t matter I guess
Tanner Muse is an inspiration for someone out there
I see what you did there!
That DOES look pretty dirty
Don’t talk about my mom like that
Fox is very studiously avoiding showing a replay of the dirty play there.
Haha imagine an Aikman, Romo, Daryl Johnston booth.
cowboys dont do multiple games in january anymore
Don’t blitz a rookie QB you might make him nervous
This HOX team would be so good with an actual NFL defense
“Kristina Pink” is the porniest name I’ve heard in a long time.
Now we go to Kristina Pink, to tell us why these 2 guys stink.
Cause they didn’t wash their face in my sink
My sink
Look at all those empty red seats. Santa Clara, so hot right now
Bradshaw looks like he fucking HATES not being able to sit at the studio desk for this spot.
Honestly, same.
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy does a Monday night playoff game exist. Why.
It’s raining here too!
Ppl forget the HOX are 2d half team too.
Adjust your live bets accordingly.
kyle is gonna have to kill a live chicken at halftime to rid the 28-3 curse that is still over him
HOX lead at halftime
The ghost of That’s My Raiders! apparently still inhabits the Bay Area.
If they end up losing by 2 we’ll know we need to call the Church of Satan to do a non-denominational exorcism
WHOOOOOOOOO
lol wat
That was certainly stupid by Ward
Santa Clara, not so smart there.
Oh FFS
Da Bears never should’ve let that guy walk
Nope. Fuck John Fox.
Friend of mine was saying that the Bears might be good next year because they have the top pick and a bunch of cap space, but then I pointed out that they are the Bears
Oof. Logic and facts
For the first time in my life though, it kinda feels like they have a plan and not total idiots in charge. They’ll still probably screw it up, but we’re in uncharted territory.
im scared either way. they screw this up or somehow get this all right and break the seventh seal and/or open a very, very dark portal to somewhere
If they trade down and draft an O-lineman or receiver in the first round I might, just MIGHT, take a hot second to reconsider my viewpoint
Will the McCaskeys allow front office competency from Kevin Warren?
I don’t think he’s gonna be involved in football ops much. I think he’s mostly there to make sure the new stadium deal gets done.
to be fair, 4D chess caused a green bay playoff loss!
i leave for a few to grab dinner and kyle desperately wants us to remember the 28-3 curse is still hovering over him
Does the vanity plate say ‘mangina’?
I drive an Outback, and this tracks.
They say the Jeep Ranchero is the Lesbian Cadillac
Let us have a little fun. The Niners are better everyone knows it
We, uh…. we have a game.