Your Oscars Open thread. Now with more balls!

Your friendly Puerto Rican good life enthusiast is not able to take care of tonight’s Open Thread as he has some pressing business to attend to. (read: hot date with spicy Latina). By the way, the term Spicy Latina is redundant.

Tonight, we have what is affectionately called around LA as the Gay Super Bowl. There will be MANY Oscars parties where people will congregate and talk about the outfits, the gossip, and the awards without anyone actually watching more than a handful of the movies nominated.

Seriously, it really is the perfect comparison.

I am talking about this because, as your resident LA resident that has friends in the industry, I can confidently tell you that I have been to such parties and they are as awful as you think.

The worst part is that you can’t really play the sensitive guy to pick up on a girl because her gay best friend already has you beat in the sensitivity department and he knows much more about fashion than you do.

So, the answer is just to not go, right?

Wrong!

If you have a girlfriend, you are legally bound to go else you risk a breakup. Your buddy with the girlfriend will need you to go with him so he has someone to talk to.

It’s your duty as a friend to do this.

In closing, I want to say 3 things:

• Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER date an actress.
• I have no idea what movies are nominated and that’s okay.
• Hugh Grant was excellent in Operation Fortune as was Aubrey Plaza although the movie itself felt like it could have been better. I dunno, it was weird.

This song is dedicated to Horatio:

Which celebrity is your favourite? Have at it in the comments!

UPDATE!!

Yeah Right has created a NCAA Tourney Pool over at ESPN.com. It’s free to join and the water is warm!

Link:

https://fantasy.espn.com/tournament-challenge-bracket/2023/en/group?groupID=2900413

Password: DFO