Warhammer Monday – The Tau or how to serve the Greater Good

Per Usual: Images and links are from Lexicanum or the Warhammer 40k wiki 

The Tau are a youngish race, at least by galactic standards who have formed a multi-race empire on the edge of the galaxy.  Scientifically inquisitive they are starting to bypass the Imperium of Man in technology.  They are more interested in doing their own research and advancement than just copying everyone else in the galaxy.  The Tau or T’au, are a race of blue skinned bipedal aliens who have embraced the idea of the greater good as their core philosophy.

Or they were forced into it.  Tau society includes other races such as Kroot, Vespid, Demiurg, and even humans, more on that later.  I have included the story from Lexicanum so you can get an idea of what happened and how the Tau came to embrace the way of the greater good:

Mont’au (“The Terror”) refers to a time when the Tau had fought amongst themselves to the point where disease and famine were so wide spread that the species, itself, was threatened with extinction. (This was late in the 37th millennium by Imperial dating)
The Ethereals of Fio’taun tells the story of the coming of the Ethereals and the start of Tau’vaOn the plain of Fio’taun, an alliance of air-Tau and plains dwellers sieged a city-fortress of the builder-Tau for five seasons. The alliance ignored negotiations attempted by the trader-Tau. One night a Tau of “unusual appearance” walked into the alliance’ camp and commanded the sentry to escort him to the leaders. At the same time another Tau, of the same manner, appeared within the walls of the city-fortress and also commanded to be taken to the city leaders. Within an hour, the gates of the city-fortress were opened and, led by the strange Tau, the city leaders met with the leaders of the alliance. These strange Tau called themselves Ethereals. The Ethereals spoke of how the talents of each Tau could be harnessed for the Greater Good if only they could put aside their wars and work together. By daybreak, a truce was agreed to by both sides.
This was the beginning. Soon more Ethereals emerged and peace spread throughout the planet. Tau now worked together to build a society that benefited all Tau.1

Basically these never before seen Tau show up who have stones imbedded in their foreheads and suddenly everybody are friends.  And NO ONE QUESTIONS THIS, this would be like Trump Maggats and the Rainbow Coalition working together to improve the environment and boost the economy at the same time, with NO fighting.  The theory is that the Ethereals emit pheromones which suppress the other Tau and make them subservient.  There are some Tau who have started twigging onto this and no longer meet with Ethereals with out some sort of atmosphere filtering equipment.

The Ethereals then divided the population into Castes, each Tau knowing their place, their duties, and their social heirarchy.  Below is a list of the castes and also the aliens associated with the Tau (from Lexicanum):

The Castes (in no particular order):

 

The T’au Empire’s Fire Caste at war; these battlesuits are among the most potent of all T’au forces.

The Gue’vesa are humans descended from Imperial Troops left behind by the Imperium after the Damocles Gulf Crusade, given the choice to join or be imprisoned, they joined, FOR THE GREATER GOOD.  Of course the Imperium considers them traitors and will focus on them during any battles in which they are engaged.  Want to see an Inquisitor explode in rage, let them know of a planet of humans who are part of the Tau Empire, and faster than you can say Torquemada, a war fleet or an Exterminatus ship.  Astartes will immediately ship out if they find the location of one of these planets.  No human should live in any sort of happiness or comfort, unless it is under the Ecclesiarchy’s thumb.

The Kroot, holy shit, these are some murderous, vicious assholes who practice genetic engineering by eating the dead of their enemies.  They can also gain some of their enemies memories by eating the brains of their dead enemies.  It does not always work and they may actually devolve into 4 legged Kroot hounds who have lost most of their ability to think but gain heightened senses.

I will get into more about the Tau later, including their armies and their weapons, which are really cool as they have rail guns, RAIL GUNS FOR THE GREATER GOOD!

Personally I think the Tau are really cool, really cool.  They have the largest and most expensive model, a space ship that contains an entire army.  Plus the models are really cool, I am hoping they get an update soon.

 

Till next week!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Mid 50's geek/nerd, avid reader of Science Fiction and Fantasy, manga, Chinese Web novels, and British mysteries, cult movies are my thing (have you seen Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter?)
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Gumbygirl

I have to get up early. Gumby has an appointment at 11:30 in Palm Springs, but it’s windy and rainy. We have to go the long way, because most of the direct roads are already closed. Last week we were on the only road that was open, for almost 4 hours. It normally takes 15 minutes. Fun!

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2Pack

Getting started over here as you wind down over there. Have a good one you all.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m off to read some sci-fi/fantasy and then it’s off to slumberland!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FawJZsXRqhQ

Senor Weaselo

Hey, we finished at 11! I am on a serious caffeine buzz.

WCS

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Horatio Cornblower

The UConn women are imposing their will on the Baylor women, something the latter are probably both resigned to yet confused, (and maybe a little curious and.or excited), at the gender from which it is coming tonight.

Horatio Cornblower

And they’ll go shopping and out for a nice lunch afterwards.

litre_cola

Holy shit what an ending in the WBC.

yeah right

Kiss my ass Olbermann that’s why they play the WBC. One of the best 5 games I’ve ever seen. For love of their country.

What a great game!

Horatio Cornblower

Holy shit, the end of the Japan-Mexico game.

Mr. Ayo

We have a Mexit

Horatio Cornblower

Same thing I say while on the toilet the morning after a visit to Taco Bell.

Senor Weaselo

I have no idea who has a bar mitzvah on a Monday night that ends at 12:30, but that’s what I’m doing tonight. Which means I’ve said the first instance of the following: “Bro, the blue Gatorade just hit.”

Because they make one with caffeine now. College Senor says it’s about time.

Modern Senor says between that and the DOUBLE matcha latte Senorita Weaselo made for me this morning, no caffeine tomorrow. Possibly Wednesday too.

litre_cola

We haz ballgame!!!!!

Mr. Ayo

What odd times we live in when it’s Japan dropping bombs

Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I always thought the tau looked a lot like Robotech mecha, which of course meant that they were my favorite things in the entire Warhammer universe.

Link to image, maybe?

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Horatio Cornblower

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Seems like an excitable sort.

Horatio Cornblower

“Is that a rail gun in your…arm, I assume, or are you just happy to see me?”

Horatio Cornblower

Watching Japan vs. Mexico and the Japanese hitter is named Lars Nootbar and the Mexican catcher’s last name is Barnes.

What a time to be alive!

WCS

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Game Time Decision

Is the umps name Noble?

King Hippo

Lars is a #BFIB so obvi he’s kewl

WCS

viva mexico Urias sent that into Saturn’s orbit

Horatio Cornblower

I found their national anthem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwrYMWoqg5w

blaxabbath

The Greater Good never fails to disappoint…

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

T’au is also what the Dolphins medical staff call their QB when his brain has been rearranged by the other team.

ballsofsteelandfury

“Rail gun, you say?”

– Houston

litre_cola

Rail gun used to be when you would fix some elastics to a twig and shoot acorns if transients were eyeing your bindle- J. Tomsula, Whereverthewindtakeshim, USA