Request Line: Honorifics

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY…

DJ 3000 and various other robot entities are trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. DJ 3000 is fiddling with a complicated contraption of wires and lenses with a puzzled expression on its main console. 

DJ 3000: WHY THE HELL ISN’T THIS…

JIM NANCE 081-RD-92C: Can we hurry this up, I’d like to get back to using the portal to watch…wait…something seems off.

DJ 3000: HANG ON…

MAXIMILIAN: DID YOU TRY REVERSING THE POLARITY?

DJ 3000: [slaps forehead] OF COURSE!

The other prisoners of the time loop watch as DJ 3000 disconnects the power leads and reverses them…

— [space time continuum flies open] —

..and then…

— [TARDIS flies open] —

THE DOCTOR: What. The. Fuck.

DJ 3000: AH, EXCELLENT.  DOCTOR, WE NEED YOUR HELP.

THE DOCTOR: Yes, I know that.

DJ 3000: WAIT…HAVE WE HAD THIS CONVERSATION BEFORE?

THE DOCTOR: Yes.  And the time before that, and the time before that.  Four times now, in fact.  Congratulations.  Now you’ve managed to ensnare me in your insipid time loop.  

DJ 3000: OH.  SHIT.  OKAY, WELL…HAVE YOU MADE ANY PROGRESS HELPING US FIND A WAY OUT SINCE LAST TIME?

THE DOCTOR: No. Frankly, I have more important things to do than…

PETUNIA: Wait, what’s the date out there?

THE DOCTOR: April 14.

PETUNIA: Oh no! That’s the anniversary of the sinking of the Moskva!  And we’re missing it!

THE DOCTOR: [taps foot impatiently] Can we wrap this up? I have important things…

DJ 3000: SURE, SURE, WE JUST NEED A THEME REAL QUICK AND…

THE DOCTOR: I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!  Sir Elton John is going to be playing at King Charles’ coronation and The Master is hatching a plot to…

JOHN DIMAGGIO: [in the voice of King Zog] Oh, I have an idea! How about titles?

DJ 3000: THAT SOUNDS GOOD BUT WE’VE ALREADY DONE ROYALTY.  AND WE HAD A SPECIAL EDITION FOR THE PASSING OF QUEEN ELIZABETH, EVEN.

MAXIMILIAN: WHAT IF WE JUST LIMITED IT TO NON-HEREDITARY TITLES? LIKE, “DOCTOR”, OR “ADMIRAL”?

DJ 3000: I LIKE IT! LET’S JUST…

THE DOCTOR: [quivering with fury] GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!

DJ 3000: OKAY, OKAY, JUST GET US STARTED AND YOU’RE ON YOUR WAY.

THE DOCTOR: Fine, fine…honorifics…ah, got one!

Today’s theme is: Honorifics.  We’re looking for songs that mention titles like “Senator”, “Doctor”, “General”, “Esquire”, etc.  Please do NOT post songs about hereditary titles – we’ve already done royalty.  This could mean other (preferably real) entertainers, or concepts in general.  Post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m!st3r_j!M” and they should embed in the comments after you refresh.  Last week’s puzzle answer “Goodbye N.J. which of course referred to “Candle in the Wind” by…Sir Elton John (ooh, I only just now realized I connected the two posts like that!) This might be a tough one, so good luck!

 

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Gumbygirl

Is that a letter in your bag, or are you just happy to see me?
https://youtu.be/425GpjTSlS4

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Horatio Cornblower

If you ever meet an attorney who demands to be referred to as a doctor because “I have a doctor of laws degree”, so me a favor and cockpunch them. That said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZx_TokIHdI

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& if they want you to say “Esquire” after their name, definite cock-knocking offense committed. No jury would find you guilty.

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Sharkbait

This one might be a bit of a stretch. I need a DJ 3000 ruling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUim9Jv0y6Q

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Gumbygirl

George Harrison is appropriate for every occasion.

Gumbygirl

You might even say he’s a Dark Horse
https://youtu.be/vPnLXjx5qOg

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Gumbygirl

Is “The Hero” a title? Yes. I say it is!
https://youtu.be/hcR3-7KQ6yg

SonOfSpam

I’ll allow it, because The Bangles can do what they want.

Sharkbait

I highly recommend playing pinball in Brighton. It’s a cool town.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AKbUm8GrbM

SonOfSpam

“Hey, SonOfSpam, could you please tie this post together with Sharky’s cocktail post?”

Sure thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3VmaoXmqxs&ab_channel=MusicVidsLT

Sharkbait

Well done.

SonOfSpam

Let’s get some motherfuckin Gilbert & Sullivan up in this bitch posthaste

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXf0o2d-W5w&ab_channel=LukeCollins

BeefReeferLives

Well ooo La La. Lookit Mr. Fancypants over heah.

SonOfSpam

Song released during Nixon Administration, so it checks out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqbEsS5kFb8&ab_channel=JBtheModManchester

LongtimeLionsLoser

Honorific to horrific.

My wife is currently treating a 43-year old who wouldn’t wash his privates. She had previously warned him about the need for hygiene.

He came back today to her unit with gangrene of the CROTCH. He is going to have amputations and lose his testacles and a leg because he wouldn’t keep his junk clean.

He had no other factors causing this. Solely lack of hygiene. He will now have proportions like Visanthe Shiancoe, only driven by smaller testicular denominator, not larger penile numerator.

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Sharkbait

What a horrible day to know how to read.

SonOfSpam

It’s about puppies!

=L. Michele

LongtimeLionsLoser

“Oh, sir, I’m so sorry. Did you lose that leg in Afghanistan?” [patient is a veteran, but a peace time vet who didn’t have PTSD.]

“No, it was to an evil worse than war, lack of crotchal cleanliness.”

BeefReeferLives

& you thought you were a loser…

JFC. I need some bleach for my brain now…

Game Time Decision

There is no mental bleach

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Liar!! That’s not what Dr. tRump told me!!!

Gumbygirl

Ewwww. She should hack his nuts off with a rusty saw. That would teach him not to be a filthy animal. I wonder if he’s one of those morons who won’t wash himself, because it is “gay” to touch his boy bits?

LongtimeLionsLoser

I feel like the Venn Diagram of his ideologies and those of the Proud Boys would be a perfect circle.

Game Time Decision

going to looks for the silver lining here, he won’t have any (more) kids.

Gumbygirl

No, I’M your captain!
https://youtu.be/fvOPucs7dC0

LemonJello

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I am not desperate, HOWEVER, it’s a good jam. Like blackberry.

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Stuck in approval limbo. Reposting below…

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I believe “MC” is short for “Master of Ceremonies”…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XflfiylNNXY

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“You know, man, when I was a young man in high school
You believe in or not, that I wanted to play football for the coach
And all those older guys
They said that he was mean and cruel but you know
I wanted to play football, for the coach”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SHCsgqZvQM

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SonOfSpam

Don’t care how hammered Diamond Dave is in this clip, this kicks ass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l66etP7mBJU&ab_channel=TheManFromCabo

Sharkbait

Doubleshot! (assuming Teacher counts)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M4_Ommfvv0

SonOfSpam

If she’s hot, then yes.

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Like a fucking Lady!!

Gumbygirl

Beautiful.

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/cums

-middle-aged white guys

Horatio Cornblower

I’m a middle-aged white guy and would like to go on record that Steely Dan should be run over by tanks. Plural, to make sure they don’t get back up.

SonOfSpam

You, sir, have made a lot of fat lazy enemies.

Gumbygirl

That’s weird, I didn’t like them UNTIL I hit middle age.

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SonOfSpam

..starting off another two hours commercial-free on The Quiet Storm, here’s Double to make your evening extra smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBlx1JffMQ4&ab_channel=KurtMaloo

Sharkbait

A lot of doctors in here today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trGX3ET3jTQ

2Pack

Cant believe Johnny did this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0m0hTrtlWM

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Gonna wait to solve the puzzle; in the meantime, health care is important!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj9FVlEtknU&pp=ygUSZG9jdG9yIGdyZWVuIHRodW1i