INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY…
DJ 3000 and various other robot entities are trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. DJ 3000 is fiddling with a complicated contraption of wires and lenses with a puzzled expression on its main console.
DJ 3000: WHY THE HELL ISN’T THIS…
JIM NANCE 081-RD-92C: Can we hurry this up, I’d like to get back to using the portal to watch…wait…something seems off.
DJ 3000: HANG ON…
MAXIMILIAN: DID YOU TRY REVERSING THE POLARITY?
DJ 3000: [slaps forehead] OF COURSE!
The other prisoners of the time loop watch as DJ 3000 disconnects the power leads and reverses them…
— [space time continuum flies open] —
..and then…
— [TARDIS flies open] —
THE DOCTOR: What. The. Fuck.
DJ 3000: AH, EXCELLENT. DOCTOR, WE NEED YOUR HELP.
THE DOCTOR: Yes, I know that.
DJ 3000: WAIT…HAVE WE HAD THIS CONVERSATION BEFORE?
THE DOCTOR: Yes. And the time before that, and the time before that. Four times now, in fact. Congratulations. Now you’ve managed to ensnare me in your insipid time loop.
DJ 3000: OH. SHIT. OKAY, WELL…HAVE YOU MADE ANY PROGRESS HELPING US FIND A WAY OUT SINCE LAST TIME?
THE DOCTOR: No. Frankly, I have more important things to do than…
PETUNIA: Wait, what’s the date out there?
THE DOCTOR: April 14.
PETUNIA: Oh no! That’s the anniversary of the sinking of the Moskva! And we’re missing it!
THE DOCTOR: [taps foot impatiently] Can we wrap this up? I have important things…
DJ 3000: SURE, SURE, WE JUST NEED A THEME REAL QUICK AND…
THE DOCTOR: I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS! Sir Elton John is going to be playing at King Charles’ coronation and The Master is hatching a plot to…
JOHN DIMAGGIO: [in the voice of King Zog] Oh, I have an idea! How about titles?
DJ 3000: THAT SOUNDS GOOD BUT WE’VE ALREADY DONE ROYALTY. AND WE HAD A SPECIAL EDITION FOR THE PASSING OF QUEEN ELIZABETH, EVEN.
MAXIMILIAN: WHAT IF WE JUST LIMITED IT TO NON-HEREDITARY TITLES? LIKE, “DOCTOR”, OR “ADMIRAL”?
DJ 3000: I LIKE IT! LET’S JUST…
THE DOCTOR: [quivering with fury] GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
DJ 3000: OKAY, OKAY, JUST GET US STARTED AND YOU’RE ON YOUR WAY.
THE DOCTOR: Fine, fine…honorifics…ah, got one!
Today’s theme is: Honorifics. We’re looking for songs that mention titles like “Senator”, “Doctor”, “General”, “Esquire”, etc. Please do NOT post songs about hereditary titles – we’ve already done royalty. This could mean other (preferably real) entertainers, or concepts in general. Post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m!st3r_j!M” and they should embed in the comments after you refresh. Last week’s puzzle answer “Goodbye N.J. which of course referred to “Candle in the Wind” by…Sir Elton John (ooh, I only just now realized I connected the two posts like that!) This might be a tough one, so good luck!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0fz1aUezwY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwrJelMk5e4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0OrCI2RwE0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcKZEOsgvdI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18d_pLKgMoY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJylDqgSbWw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svoSSdsNhtA
Is that a letter in your bag, or are you just happy to see me?
https://youtu.be/425GpjTSlS4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AtVtx6H738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej6-dohu-JY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgJ-UKYNNZI
No one who speaks German could be bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-bgiiTxhzM&ab_channel=FalcoVEVO
The Man, man.
https://youtu.be/YbigVkiAe0s
“Private Dancer, reporting for duty. Or booty.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4QnalIHlVc&pp=ygUpcHJpdmF0ZSBkYW5jZXIgdGluYSB0dXJuZXIgb2ZmaWNpYWwgdmlkZW8%3D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYgokXvaLRk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9uSh5APaWg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNWZM3ECra0
Elbow makes very few unlovely songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lAVeeuwRiI&ab_channel=ElbowVEVO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UocZTxO2sNk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsk9cZdt9m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FD6CMqtnCqY
If you ever meet an attorney who demands to be referred to as a doctor because “I have a doctor of laws degree”, so me a favor and cockpunch them. That said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZx_TokIHdI
& if they want you to say “Esquire” after their name, definite cock-knocking offense committed. No jury would find you guilty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dPWd2L_tII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwuSDORV9VI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMAjca-pgr4
This one might be a bit of a stretch. I need a DJ 3000 ruling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUim9Jv0y6Q
George Harrison is appropriate for every occasion.
You might even say he’s a Dark Horse
https://youtu.be/vPnLXjx5qOg
Do band names count? Why yes, they do, Other Rikki! Let’s start a thread!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9fcmDhcHxk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IcwGeEAs2A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDOHGl3DiiM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVvK0Yoj4fk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKlmc8HpkI4
This song breaks my heart every time I listen to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8AisTXgAGA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPzOU9IoXR0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32wDFCM7iSI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqc5z7suIcc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJiIdDxbg2M
Is “The Hero” a title? Yes. I say it is!
https://youtu.be/hcR3-7KQ6yg
I’ll allow it, because The Bangles can do what they want.
I highly recommend playing pinball in Brighton. It’s a cool town.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AKbUm8GrbM
“Hey, SonOfSpam, could you please tie this post together with Sharky’s cocktail post?”
Sure thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3VmaoXmqxs&ab_channel=MusicVidsLT
Fantastic work.
Well done.
Let’s get some motherfuckin Gilbert & Sullivan up in this bitch posthaste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXf0o2d-W5w&ab_channel=LukeCollins
Well ooo La La. Lookit Mr. Fancypants over heah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuqEpjcBfaU
Song released during Nixon Administration, so it checks out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqbEsS5kFb8&ab_channel=JBtheModManchester
Honorific to horrific.
My wife is currently treating a 43-year old who wouldn’t wash his privates. She had previously warned him about the need for hygiene.
He came back today to her unit with gangrene of the CROTCH. He is going to have amputations and lose his testacles and a leg because he wouldn’t keep his junk clean.
He had no other factors causing this. Solely lack of hygiene. He will now have proportions like Visanthe Shiancoe, only driven by smaller testicular denominator, not larger penile numerator.
What a horrible day to know how to read.
It’s about puppies!
=L. Michele
“Oh, sir, I’m so sorry. Did you lose that leg in Afghanistan?” [patient is a veteran, but a peace time vet who didn’t have PTSD.]
“No, it was to an evil worse than war, lack of crotchal cleanliness.”
& you thought you were a loser…
JFC. I need some bleach for my brain now…
There is no mental bleach
Liar!! That’s not what Dr. tRump told me!!!
Ewwww. She should hack his nuts off with a rusty saw. That would teach him not to be a filthy animal. I wonder if he’s one of those morons who won’t wash himself, because it is “gay” to touch his boy bits?
I feel like the Venn Diagram of his ideologies and those of the Proud Boys would be a perfect circle.
going to looks for the silver lining here, he won’t have any (more) kids.
No, I’M your captain!
https://youtu.be/fvOPucs7dC0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu64BWsA4rI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJRkhfzMB1I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHk9Cgqa3yI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zokWB7De9Bk
Is Ms a title or just a magazine?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYxAiK6VnXw&pp=ygUKbXMgamFja3Nvbg%3D%3D
We’ve already done that too (Mr. and Mrs, if I remember correctly), so I’d avoid it unless you get desperate.
I am not desperate, HOWEVER, it’s a good jam. Like blackberry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB73_k0Xxjk
Stuck in approval limbo. Reposting below…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GEVsvVLCrE
Puzzle answer and terrific song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYCK5kxE730&ab_channel=TheWho-Topic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEU9PMoG2uY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWFGDtbKjdI
I believe “MC” is short for “Master of Ceremonies”…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XflfiylNNXY
“You know, man, when I was a young man in high school
You believe in or not, that I wanted to play football for the coach
And all those older guys
They said that he was mean and cruel but you know
I wanted to play football, for the coach”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SHCsgqZvQM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuJQY6fDtOI
Don’t care how hammered Diamond Dave is in this clip, this kicks ass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l66etP7mBJU&ab_channel=TheManFromCabo
Doubleshot! (assuming Teacher counts)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M4_Ommfvv0
If she’s hot, then yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niuNlPo1q9M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hw1SKn5eFM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBgMUDj9wfM
Like a fucking Lady!!
Beautiful.
DANCING WITH A DOUBLE SHOT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oPA8JUttCw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBzzdlpISFg
/cums
-middle-aged white guys
I’m a middle-aged white guy and would like to go on record that Steely Dan should be run over by tanks. Plural, to make sure they don’t get back up.
You, sir, have made a lot of fat lazy enemies.
That’s weird, I didn’t like them UNTIL I hit middle age.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImtdntJQfSs
..starting off another two hours commercial-free on The Quiet Storm, here’s Double to make your evening extra smooth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBlx1JffMQ4&ab_channel=KurtMaloo
A lot of doctors in here today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trGX3ET3jTQ
Cant believe Johnny did this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0m0hTrtlWM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTW4jTJg67Y
I’m damaged.
https://youtu.be/D8Ci47X96H0
“Losers who won’t do what I want” – D. Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-JeQduJ0f8&pp=ygUXeHRjIGdlbmVyYWxzIGFuZCBtYWpvcnM%3D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFHEflfwmAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6Rl8TpGIP4
Gonna wait to solve the puzzle; in the meantime, health care is important!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj9FVlEtknU&pp=ygUSZG9jdG9yIGdyZWVuIHRodW1i