Monday Morning Mock Draft: Live Laugh Whatever

Oh hey, it’s 11:39 pm on a Sunday night and I just remembered I need to have one of these up and running tomorrow.  I took tomorrow off so I could help a friend saw holes in our ceiling and put in an attic entryway that won’t cause kill or maim anyone trying to pull the ladder down, because that is decidedly not the case with the ladder we put in 20+ years ago.  Also it’s my birthday and no one should work on their birthday.  You all owe me a gift.

So based on the open thread we’re currently in, (authored by the estimable Don T), I was reminded that a topic I’d been hoarding, comedy films, was till available.  Rikki’s going on about comedy/sci-fi films, which would be an excellent topic if it didn’t run out at about 10 picks, so we’re just going to do comedy films.

Anyway, to qualify the film has to be an intentional comedy.  ‘Sophie’s Choice’ doesn’t count; seriously, anyone who’s had more than one kid knows there’s an easy choice to be made.  Don’t kid yourself otherwise.

With the first pick, and keeping with tradition, I will take ‘Kelly’s Heroes’, which qualifies as a war film, a heist film, and a comedy, because parts of it are very funny.  Also it means Sharkbait can’t draft it, which is half the fun.

There will be no commissioner.  Frankly we’ll be lucky if I roll in much before noon.

The rest of you are on the clock.

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yeah right

Up in Smoke.

yeah right

“You get a job before sundown or I’m shipping you off to military school with that goddamn Finkelstein shit kid. Son of a bitch!”

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’ll take Idiocracy, even though it was basically a documentary

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“I’ll take MacGruber!” – Tua Tagovailoa, making his second pick

LemonJello

3rd: The Waterboy

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BeefReeferLives
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

5. Need an animated film, and it really couldn’t be anything else.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzBuWOZGcuc

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That’s Beavis and Butt-head Do America if you’re ctrl-F’ing

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“I’ll take MacGruber!” – Tua Tagovailoa, making his first pick

scotchnaut

And because I have to run to the bank I’ll pick again. It won’t be popular but “Sleeper” by Woody Allen made young me snort several times.

BeefReeferLives

“made young me snort several times.”

Hey, no one put that rolled up bill in your nose but you, young man.

yeah right

That movie was hilarious. Great pick.

Don T

After realizing he’s in the future: “This is worse than California” 😆

scotchnaut

“How about a blow job?”

/Picking Repo Man

BrettFavresColonoscopy

4. Since BeefReefer beat me to Dr. Strangelove, I’ll take Clue.

Slight reach based on strong demand from others in the clubhouse. Also:

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yeah right

Bachelor Party.

ballsofsteelandfury

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ballsofsteelandfury

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DJ TAJ

Or “Woman of the Year” classic comedy featuring Spencer Tracy and Katharine Hepburn which includes the Miss Hepburn trying to make toast bit.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Also I’m fairly confident no one else was picking that.

Gumbygirl

Speak for yourself.

DJ TAJ

Easy, I’ll take the brilliant satire masterpiece by the greatest director (Billy Wilder) who ever lived and it’s got some classic Marilyn Monroe laughs. “Some like it Hot”.

BeefReeferLives

Dr. Strangelove. A dark comedy, but a great one.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

DAMMIT

Senor Weaselo

Get here late, nearly get your arms claimed by the subway, miss a lot. Let’s see, Holy Grail, Blazing Saddles, and Eurotrip are off the board, and I know I’ve got some value later on…

It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

4. Need to round out my roster a little bit, so I’ll go with horror-comedy here and take Army of Darkness.

ballsofsteelandfury

Euro trip

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Coming to America

yeah right

Vacation.

Don T

Blades of Glory.

LemonJello

Yup, Blair Witch is a great choice!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I think you shanked that one, Blair

LemonJello

“THAT’S GREAT HUSTLE!”

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/slaps Horatio on the ass. Hard.

Happy Birthday

LemonJello

2. Fletch

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ballsofsteelandfury

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

3. Office Space.

ballsofsteelandfury

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Sharkbait
ballsofsteelandfury

Road Trip

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ballsofsteelandfury

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King Hippo

#2 – The Big Lebowski

blaxabbath

Super Troopers (I traded up in the second so i don’t have to waste time waiting).

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Strong pick

TheRevanchist

3rd pick, as I am then done for the picks:

Ice Pirates

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Balls has a similarly named third favorite film

Senor Weaselo

It doesn’t count as a movie, but are the 2022-23 Ice P*ts on the board?

LongtimeLionsLoser

Pick 2: Spaceballs

“She’s gone from ‘Suck’ to ‘Blow.’”

yeah right

Stripes.

blaxabbath

Dumb and Dumber.

blaxabbath
TheRevanchist

2. Austin Powers: international man of mystery

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

2. The Naked Gun.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Pick 2: This is Spinal Tap

TheRevanchist

Wayne’s World.

“It’s sucking my will to live.”

LemonJello

Draft picks are going off the board faster than the brisket when Andy Reid settles in at his favorite BBQ joint.

1st: Caddyshack

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Don T

Hot Fuzz, no worse than my third-fave movie.

BugEyedBoo

2 – Monty Python and the Holy Grail

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgj3nZWtOfA

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

1. Ghostbusters. There are probably stronger first round picks, but things are happening fast in this draft and I’m panicking.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Also I got drunk as a lord last night (“I heard you singing” – Dr. Mrs. Deadly) and I’m definitely not at my sharpest.

King Hippo

#1 – Better Off Dead

Do you know what the street value of this mountain is??

Sharkbait

Excellent pick

Don T

$2!

Sharkbait

Pick #2 is Animal House.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Sorry, Blair Witch is not a comedy

ArmedandHammered

I forgot to refresh before I made my pick. Sorry, then Monty Python Life of Brian.

Are there any women here?

LongtimeLionsLoser

Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.

It is hysterical, quotable, and the scene with the sketches of them on the news was always referenced by my Asian and Indian colleagues in finance.

Sharkbait

You monster.

Young Frankenstein is my first pick.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

So is Horatio the monster or the doctor who created it?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Since Blazing Saddles is off the board, I’ll take Airplane!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

BugEyedBoo
BrettFavresColonoscopy

Damn, beat me to it.

ArmedandHammered

Strange Brew – Bob and Doug McKenzie

Best version of Hamlet evah!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC6dBsNz0oc

ballsofsteelandfury

Worthy of the first overall pick!