INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY…
DJ 3000 and various other robot entities remain trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. A miniaturized DJ 3000 is fiddling with a complicated contraption of wires and lenses. The portal window into present time has been shrunk down to the size of a Sacagawea dollar coin, and a miniaturized PETUNIA is seated in front of it, calling out the street addresses of houses in Pasadena.
PETUNIA: Okay now do 684 Patrician Way.
DJ 3000: [fiddles with one of the lenses] HOW’S THAT?
PETUNIA: Perfect. [peers through the portal] Oh, Ainsley Worthington, you fucking bitch.
RUSSELL WILSON: My goodness! I haven’t heard such profanity since we lost at home in overtime to the Raiders last November.
JOHNNY 2.5: [rolls over] THEY DIDN’T HECKLE YOU MORE WHEN YOU THREW THREE PICKS AGAINST THE RAMS ON CHRISTMAS AND LOST 51-14?
RUSSELL WILSON: No, that was in Los Angeles. The crowd had a very positive reaction to my performance in that game.
JOHNNY 2.5: WHAT’S GOING ON, ANYHOW?
DJ 3000: PETUNIA IS CHECKING ON THE GARDENS OF SOME OF HER FRENEMIES FROM THE PASADENA HORTICULTURAL SOCIETY.
PETUNIA: Since I’ve been stuck in here I didn’t get a chance to plant any bulbs this year. And wouldn’t you know it’s been the best growing season in ages. [to DJ 3000] Now do Holly Vista Drive.
DJ 3000: ANY HOUSE IN PARTICULAR?
PETUNIA: It doesn’t matter, every single one of those haughty [redacted]s comes to the meetings, if they’re not too busy getting railed by their poolboys. Each one trying to outdo the others by bringing a more expensive Chardonnay.
JIM NANCE 081-RD-92C: Well that doesn’t sound so bad. The Chardonnay, I mean.
PETUNIA: It’d be great, except they each end up drinking the entire bottle themselves. [gasps as she sees something] Oh, fucking hell, Chloe Allister set up a fucking orchid display. Those are virtually impossible to grow outdoors once you get away from the coast. And those are Dendrobiums. And Epidendrums! The misting system alone for those must have cost more than that car she bought for that spoiled brat of a teenager of hers.
MAXIMILIAN: THE SAME TEENAGER THAT GOT THEIR GUATEMALAN HOUSEKEEPER PREGNANT?
PETUNIA: The very same. Every day is basically an episode of Tierra de Pasiones in that household.
RUSSELL WILSON: [to Maximilian] Wait, you’re up to speed on Pasadena gossip?
MAXIMILIAN: I TRY TO STAY CURRENT, YES.
RQBOCOP: APOLOGIES FOR THE INTERRUPTION BUT THE PHONE LINES ARE ABOUT TO OPEN AND WE STILL NEED A TOPIC FOR REQUEST LINE.
JOHNNY 2.5: HOW ABOUT FLOWERS?
PETUNIA: [still looking intently through the portal] You absolute whore…
DJ 3000: PETUNIA, DOES FLOWERS SOUND LIKE AN OKAY TOPIC TO YOU?
PETUNIA: Sure, sure, whatever.
DJ 3000: GOT ANYTHING TO START US OUT WITH?
PETUNIA: Yes, as a matter of fact. I absolutely do.
Today’s theme is: Flowers. We’re looking for songs about flowers in general or specific types of flowers (roses, posies, geraniums, etc.). Post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0Cc!n34?” and they should embed in the comments after you refresh. Last week’s puzzle answer was “Little Man, What Now?” which was once again correctly guessed by BeefRiverLives. Have at it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjA5P5jwhcM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri78Ci5tqGw
they used to be flowers before they were fruit, so gonna count it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GCrzjVdmSg
Cotton flowers, so DOUBLE SHOT
https://youtu.be/piG8PpFf3-8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJV_poHivQ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlAKPQyOLLo
RIP. One of the few COVID casualties that actually made me sad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPqxi6-L52w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96CxiZoecMc
Tiempo para una cancion de otra idioma? Creo que si!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1fUkhnV19g
I have to be one of very few people who enjoyed this Aerosmith album (though this particular song is not the best of the crop)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtqOijiuUdo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBwJu3KLXIA
Two-fer!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Juooi5I1p1k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzdIrGR3vhs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxQP5vTpFTI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHa1w2T6ZVo
Dude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7KNmW9a75Y
I was aware of that one and refused to post it.
Dude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJstNZXVuQM
I didn’t think he was gonna do it, then BAM! Second encore!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLaCypGOLgc&ab_channel=AndyWilliams-Topic
I’ll see your days and DOUBLE SHOT you with a raise to NIGHTS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3KtKAySDBs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcJUc6_ujnw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kVECe_BOpE
Summer breeze makes me feel fine
Blowin’ through the jasmine in my mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T88fbHOmvRk
“Gotta check this place out!”
-R. Kraft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW8UlrtcEac&pp=ygUZd2hpdGUgc3RyaXBlcyBibHVlIG9yY2hpZA%3D%3D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbgKEjNBHqM
Oh
Fuck
Yeah!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXFra7gjElw
Such a great song.
Though I very much prefer the original version.
True, same with Mony Mony
grumble grumbly your mom was pretty moany moany the other night grumble grumble
One of the very few bands Hippo has seen LIVE multiple times. Killer shows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPjPb3nNprg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JrSvNhgJfo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT38CIgRse4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nXxYnT7mGY
Guest appearance by our favorite welfare fraud fan!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsqAYdFl9Bo
Not gonna watch, but it must be a short and flaccid appearance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE-5BDO01VI
DOUBLE IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3lWwBslWqg
Philly’s greatest export
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqML7WbOun8&ab_channel=TheSmithereensVEVO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjjpBb9q1PA
Janet Jackson stole the piano beginning part and I am still angry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82SRhLsANjE&ab_channel=America-Topic
(pulls trench coat tighter, wipes away a tear, sells Vespa)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omXvnvhclMw&ab_channel=AllModConsTheJam
Just heard this on the car radio the other day. I have to say, a little of it goes an awfully long way for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXXqDWsCzuk
Dude.
Tough, but fair.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41XVWUL9VTE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZT-z9L_71A
If these guys did a reunion tour in the UK, it might sell a few tickets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm54XyLwBAk&ab_channel=OasisVEVO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ozgmyx919a4
Maybe my favorite Petty song
Perfectly cromulent pick for a #1.
DFO Favorite Kylie Minogue checking in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=et-RT1INf7c
Is this the puzzle song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyufSlQbMz0
You’ve already requested it, just gotta figure out which one it is and then claim it!
And my apologies, the clue does leave things a bit broad. It’ll make sense when you get it, though.
Scarlet Begonias?
Got it!
Not at all! I see the logic, as cochineal is used to make the color / dye scarlet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaapIPU9mTY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5xMq-pgKjc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUMp3dRw4Kw
Great George Jones song and a great remake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hBWBVVFA4c&pp=ygUXZ29vZCB5ZWFyIGZvciB0aGUgcm9zZXM%3D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogs2a_yS4v0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcci455iF54
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny821BgVtLI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RarKPReHMOk
yay high school stupid songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgLWTrWgDTI&pp=ygUaZGF2aWQgbGVlIHJvdGggeWFua2VlIHJvc2U%3D
This is a difficult one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d8SzG4FPyM
One of these, RTD?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-fZBmeDXa8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJW5Us2MJcM
or am I barking up the wrong plant?
Actually you already had it below – “coccinea” was a reference; I didn’t realize it was a song title too.
Was it Scarlet Begonias?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2r2nDhTzO4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nn1veyAgDQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIK1ey3gUJM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aeh_cU0pmR8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jAUqnAmegU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCgZxrf8nrU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbbcNmJaojA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8h85JuGwog
“Blossoms blooming”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKx3W-1XVM4
DOUBLE SHOT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Cg2O4SsHQw
Puzzle song?
This feels obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yivLt9cTaio
DOUBLE SHOT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVcxjxLipf0
Pretty sure I saw Dean Pelton at Costco one time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CyfyU1qemU
(no idea why that was the first song that came to mind, but I guess freshman in high school me loved it)
Seems fitting for a robot-themed post.