Request Line: May Flowers

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY…

DJ 3000 and various other robot entities remain trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. A miniaturized DJ 3000 is fiddling with a complicated contraption of wires and lenses. The portal window into present time has been shrunk down to the size of a Sacagawea dollar coin, and a miniaturized PETUNIA is seated in front of it, calling out the street addresses of houses in Pasadena. 

PETUNIA: Okay now do 684 Patrician Way.

DJ 3000: [fiddles with one of the lenses] HOW’S THAT?

PETUNIA: Perfect.  [peers through the portal] Oh, Ainsley Worthington, you fucking bitch.

RUSSELL WILSON: My goodness!  I haven’t heard such profanity since we lost at home in overtime to the Raiders last November.

JOHNNY 2.5: [rolls over] THEY DIDN’T HECKLE YOU MORE WHEN YOU THREW THREE PICKS AGAINST THE RAMS ON CHRISTMAS AND LOST 51-14?

RUSSELL WILSON: No, that was in Los Angeles.  The crowd had a very positive reaction to my performance in that game.

JOHNNY 2.5: WHAT’S GOING ON, ANYHOW?

DJ 3000: PETUNIA IS CHECKING ON THE GARDENS OF SOME OF HER FRENEMIES FROM THE PASADENA HORTICULTURAL SOCIETY.

PETUNIA: Since I’ve been stuck in here I didn’t get a chance to plant any bulbs this year.  And wouldn’t you know it’s been the best growing season in ages.  [to DJ 3000] Now do Holly Vista Drive.

DJ 3000: ANY HOUSE IN PARTICULAR?

PETUNIA: It doesn’t matter, every single one of those haughty [redacted]s comes to the meetings, if they’re not too busy getting railed by their poolboys.  Each one trying to outdo the others by bringing a more expensive Chardonnay.

JIM NANCE 081-RD-92C: Well that doesn’t sound so bad. The Chardonnay, I mean.

PETUNIA: It’d be great, except they each end up drinking the entire bottle themselves. [gasps as she sees something] Oh, fucking hell, Chloe Allister set up a fucking orchid display.  Those are virtually impossible to grow outdoors once you get away from the coast. And those are Dendrobiums.  And Epidendrums!  The misting system alone for those must have cost more than that car she bought for that spoiled brat of a teenager of hers.

MAXIMILIAN: THE SAME TEENAGER THAT GOT THEIR GUATEMALAN HOUSEKEEPER PREGNANT?

PETUNIA: The very same. Every day is basically an episode of Tierra de Pasiones in that household.

RUSSELL WILSON: [to Maximilian] Wait, you’re up to speed on Pasadena gossip?

MAXIMILIAN: I TRY TO STAY CURRENT, YES.

RQBOCOP: APOLOGIES FOR THE INTERRUPTION BUT THE PHONE LINES ARE ABOUT TO OPEN AND WE STILL NEED A TOPIC FOR REQUEST LINE.

JOHNNY 2.5: HOW ABOUT FLOWERS?

PETUNIA: [still looking intently through the portal] You absolute whore…

DJ 3000: PETUNIA, DOES FLOWERS SOUND LIKE AN OKAY TOPIC TO YOU?

PETUNIA: Sure, sure, whatever.

DJ 3000: GOT ANYTHING TO START US OUT WITH?

PETUNIA: Yes, as a matter of fact.  I absolutely do.

Today’s theme is: Flowers.  We’re looking for songs about flowers in general or specific types of flowers (roses, posies, geraniums, etc.).  Post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0Cc!n34?” and they should embed in the comments after you refresh.  Last week’s puzzle answer was “Little Man, What Now?” which was once again correctly guessed by BeefRiverLives. Have at it!

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BeefReeferLives
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Game Time Decision

they used to be flowers before they were fruit, so gonna count it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GCrzjVdmSg

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Cotton flowers, so DOUBLE SHOT

https://youtu.be/piG8PpFf3-8

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Tiempo para una cancion de otra idioma? Creo que si!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1fUkhnV19g

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I have to be one of very few people who enjoyed this Aerosmith album (though this particular song is not the best of the crop)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtqOijiuUdo

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Mr. Ayo
Horatio Cornblower

I was aware of that one and refused to post it.

Dude.

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SonOfSpam

I didn’t think he was gonna do it, then BAM! Second encore!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLaCypGOLgc&ab_channel=AndyWilliams-Topic

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BeefReeferLives

Summer breeze makes me feel fine
Blowin’ through the jasmine in my mind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T88fbHOmvRk

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2Pack
SonOfSpam

True, same with Mony Mony

King Hippo

One of the very few bands Hippo has seen LIVE multiple times. Killer shows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPjPb3nNprg

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Horatio Cornblower

Guest appearance by our favorite welfare fraud fan!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsqAYdFl9Bo

SonOfSpam

Not gonna watch, but it must be a short and flaccid appearance.

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SonOfSpam

Janet Jackson stole the piano beginning part and I am still angry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82SRhLsANjE&ab_channel=America-Topic

SonOfSpam

(pulls trench coat tighter, wipes away a tear, sells Vespa)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omXvnvhclMw&ab_channel=AllModConsTheJam

Horatio Cornblower

Just heard this on the car radio the other day. I have to say, a little of it goes an awfully long way for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXXqDWsCzuk

Horatio Cornblower

Tough, but fair.

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SonOfSpam

If these guys did a reunion tour in the UK, it might sell a few tickets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm54XyLwBAk&ab_channel=OasisVEVO

2Pack
SonOfSpam

Maybe my favorite Petty song

Horatio Cornblower

DFO Favorite Kylie Minogue checking in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=et-RT1INf7c

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BeefReeferLives

Scarlet Begonias?

BeefReeferLives

Not at all! I see the logic, as cochineal is used to make the color / dye scarlet.

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or am I barking up the wrong plant?

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BeefReeferLives

Was it Scarlet Begonias?

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Puzzle song?

BrettFavresColonoscopy
BrettFavresColonoscopy

(no idea why that was the first song that came to mind, but I guess freshman in high school me loved it)