INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY…
DJ 3000 and various other robot entities remain trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. A miniaturized DJ 3000 continues to fiddle with a complicated contraption of wires and lenses. A miniaturized PETUNIA is seated in front of it, still ranting about the other homeowners’ gardens in Pasadena but more specifically about the homeowners themselves.
PETUNIA: …and then you know what Cristyn Revelle did? She gave the dog away. And not even back to the rescue agency, she took that poor thing straight to the pound. That’s why we all call her Cruella Revelle behind her back. Although maybe with how much she spends at Tartine we should start calling her Crueller Revelle. There’s only so much yoga and liposuction can do when you pack those things away like…
DJ 3000: [trying to defuse things somewhat] HEY, LET’S CHECK IN ON ONE OF THE MANY SPORTING EVENTS THAT HAPPEN TO BE GOING ON RIGHT NOW, MAYBE THAT SYDNEY SWANS GAME IS STILL UNDERWAY…
DJ 3000 adjusts one of the lenses…
— [portal through space and time flies open] —
TINA TURNER: [blinking in confusion]
PETUNIA: Ms. Turner! Wow! What an honor!
TINA TURNER: What on earth? Robots? This isn’t the afterlife I was expecting…
JOHN DIMAGGIO: [stepping forward] Hey there Ms. Turner.
TINA TURNER: Oh, hi John. What are you doing here? [touches hand to mouth] Oh my God, don’t tell me…but you’re so young!
JOHN DIMAGGIO: No, no, I’m fine. Well, not according to that quack who took my blood pressure during my last physical, but I’m not dead. And this isn’t the afterlife – it’s a time loop.
TINA TURNER: [confused] Okay…
DJ 3000: WAIT, YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER?
TINA TURNER: Yes, we’ve run into each other in recording studios from time to time.
PETUNIA: We were very sorry to hear that you, um, died.
TINA TURNER: That’s all right. It happens to us all, eventually.
JOHNNY 2.5: IT’S SO NICE OF YOU TO PASS THROUGH, MS. TURNER. I WAS ALWAYS A HUGE FAN OF YOURS. AUNTY ENTITY WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIE VILLAINS OF ALL TIME.
TINA TURNER: Why thank you, that means a lot coming from a fellow star of the silver screen.
JOHNNY 2.5: I JUST WISH WE’D GOTTEN TO SEE MORE OF YOUR TALENTS AS AN ACTRESS.
TINA TURNER: Film was fun, but I was always too busy with my music to think seriously about an acting career.
JIM NANCE 081-RD-92C: Wait, you were a musician?
DJ 3000: YOU’RE KIDDING, RIGHT?
JIM NANCE 081-RD-92C: [looks at him] Kidding about what?
PETUNIA: You’ve never heard any of Tina Turner’s music? Private Dancer? Steamy Windows? What’s Love Got to Do With It?
JIM NANCE 081-RD-92C: They don’t play that kind of music at Augusta.
PETUNIA: [flatly] What kind of music?
JIM NANCE 081-RD-92C: You know, popular music.
DJ 3000: SPEAKING OF PLAYING MUSIC, WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET REQUEST LINE RUNNING. TINA, YOU’RE OUR GUEST OF HONOR, I DON’T SUPPOSE YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS FOR A TOPIC?
TINA TURNER: Oh, I don’t know.
JOHNNY 2.5: I’VE GOT AN IDEA. WHY DON’T WE PAY TRIBUTE TO HER BEYOND THUNDERDOME CHARACTER AND DO “ANTAGONISTS”
TINA TURNER: You mean, like, villains? I like it, let’s roll with it.
DJ 3000: FANTASTIC. GOT ANYTHING TO GET US STARTED WITH?
TINA TURNER: Any genre is fine?
DJ 3000: OH, FOR SURE.
TINA TURNER: In that case, I just might…
Today’s theme is: Villains and Villainesses. We’re looking for songs about evil people who do bad things. Post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d!rD1@Nn and they should embed in the comments after you refresh. Last week’s puzzle was a tricky one – it stumped everyone – the answer was “delimeatri” which referred to the band Del Amitri and their song “Always the Last to Know”. Have at it!
This might be backwards, just like me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPcyTyilmYY
ONE DOUBLE SHOT WITH EXTRA IRONY COMING UP!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dH289KxkGw
(really dig this song, by the way)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mt7DUHvrDZo
Give me something to break
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7cWi41XGCM
I loved their first album and begged off all the rest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5txwFv-zYM&ab_channel=VanHalen
When the enemy is your spouse. This being 90s Latinoamérica, it ends with “Tee quieeeeroooo”
https://youtu.be/3oBGQ8ec_7Q
doblex, when the enemy is the Other Woman. Fun facts! top flight shoulder game in both vids
https://youtu.be/bttFOOzcIHc
And when baddies repent. triple
https://youtu.be/RYr5uEVB7OI
Yo tuve la culpa de todo, no supe tu amor aquilatar.
JAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJA* Sí, ajá
* phonetic
His real name is Robert Zimmerman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2LUWFptNCM&ab_channel=EltonJohnVEVO
My fave new (for me) song of 2023. Dynamite band too. Would go to Canadá to see them
https://youtu.be/qfxuatkb2UA
Cypress Hill fans will recognize the music. Vico did it first
https://youtu.be/MY4gbb4RHSs
Outkast – Rosas
https://youtu.be/_hEraGvcQe0
Bad ass gunslinger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxUo781x34s&ab_channel=WolletBullet01
Franz Ferdinand at their best
https://youtu.be/SNqyIZ8ifkg
¡doble!
https://youtu.be/GqlWDw8LKbo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNvNHZXp5zk
The bad marriage anthem
https://youtu.be/_fywo50vLCo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUGOKB-JOT8
Rubén Blades, with the fanciest version evah of “Pedro Navaja”–starting with the source material!
https://youtu.be/UibAE_x6NM8
Related second SINGLE SHOT: Roger Daltrey sings the source material
https://youtu.be/CQJlvqeXrC8
Don T doing the Blair Witcheroo!
bruja
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cwS_db9DtY
Heavy fucking tune, Jack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duR7mRzx-M8
[Fires up the lights, spins up the turntables] – DJ Danny Dimes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3qUoiwr5kQ
B
IS
FOR
BRUTUS
https://youtu.be/1Q9d6j32Fok
First live-in girlfriend introduced me to Ry Cooder, Bob Marley and this guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKekoNOC7m4&ab_channel=RobertLove
When rulers are the enemy of the people: “Of men like Lilís, our history is pregnant. It’s very good to be on top, leaving the people down”. PLAY AND SHAKE IT
Wilfrido Vargas – Lilís
https://youtu.be/Ivt5j07E9G8
The best live version of Sympathy for the Devil imo. High school buddy tried for quite some time to convince me that Richards was a genius. After listening to this version I conceded that in this moment in time he indeed was.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmppOF0_DHE&ab_channel=TheRollingStones-Topic
(what a horrible album cover)
One of my favorite lyric stanzas ever. Though I had always heard it as:
I rode a tank
In the general’s ranks
When the Blitzkreig raged
And the fires did stank…
My version’s better, of course, but I think Richards gets credit for the concept, at least.
Saw a girl scribbling in a Eng Lit class
Who killed the Kennedys?
After all, it was you and me
I thought, “gotta get to know this girl”. And I did, but not biblically. It was more Koranically.
You kicked her out of school and made her wear a hijab?
“According to your point of view, I am the evil one”. EVERYONE in Latinoamérica knows this song.
La Lupe – La tirana
https://youtu.be/ltleX9-LFcQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7aShcmEksw
Trying to find a place to hide this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYa1eI1hpDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqy2N1jM2tU
Where’s Tojo’s Broadway smash? smh…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPXHRX8Q2hs&ab_channel=DCR14
The best version of Psycho Killer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTezUIuJHTw&ab_channel=Monalisapower
He did it in the Lounge with the Candlestick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMarHac3VpQ&pp=ygUPbWVhbiBtciBtdXN0YXJk
Let’s get this one out of the way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyhJ69mD7xI&ab_channel=GeorgeThorogoodVEVO
Yes, I know it’s Ms. Spears but I like the tune.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOZuxwVk7TU&ab_channel=BritneySpearsVEVO
I’ll bet this was a really good shoe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=557lFG-qq5g&ab_channel=TheEdSullivanShow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pfa-yMoN-n4
For Otto…here’s a song from the vampire’s point of view
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A_3M6pkMls&pp=ygUYbW9vbiBvdmVyIGJvdXJib24gc3RyZWV0
Señor beat me to the ‘Fuck Thatcher, Fuck Reagan” theme, (always a good one), but nevertheless:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDWHIRkFL-8
WHAT I WANT I TAKE WHAT I DON’T I BREAK
AND I DON’T WANT YOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOpafs_mwpo&pp=ygUTYWMgZGMgcHJvYmxlbSBjaGlsZA%3D%3D
Artsonist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KB54p8_wh8
In a similar vein to the Thatcher songs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lIqNjC1RKU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaYOPO7sXBc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_pi8yBaooQ
This is one of my favorite songs that the show ever produced.
Definitely a stretch calling the guy a villain, (more like kind of an idiot), but any excuse to post this song and I will. It’s fantastic.
Dedicated to Margaret Thatcher
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPIdRJlzERo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFJoSnS8Qgk
MAGGIE DOUBLE SHOT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t4-zDem1Sk&pp=ygUidHJhbXAgdGhlIGRpcnQgZG93biBlbHZpcyBjb3N0ZWxsbw%3D%3D
THATCHER TRIPLE SHOT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1NyWbhCxZE
These guys were great live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKtsdZs9LJo&pp=ygUdYWluJ3Qgbm8gcmVzdCBmb3IgdGhlIHdpY2tlZCA%3D
A grest diss track about a great villain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuhpkJprfhU&pp=ygUudGh1cmwgcmF2ZW5zY3JvZnQgeW91J3JlIGEgbWVhbiBvbmUgbXIuIGdyaW5jaA%3D%3D
In order to imagine the tone of voice Petunia uses to say the word “what”, picture a girl that some dude made out with while on a trip to Mozambique talking to another girl that the same dude made out with on that same trip to Mozambique who offhandedly mentions “oh, and [that guy]’s girlfriend…” and the first girl saying, “wait, his what?“
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVlRQn6AMYs
“Love that song” – Kellen Window Jr.
The women in the crowd are a credit to Argentina.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzYf6qskdfA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyDfgMOUjCI
SELF-IDENTIFYING AS THE BAD GUY DOUBLE SHOT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-I2s5zRbHg
I’m still mad that Weird Al hasn’t done a polka to Bad Guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7cyiWpX_HU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzQCpD7Sgt4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTkGodJmG2g
https://youtu.be/oBoE4LQCwRM