Greetings, folks. I was sort of stumped for a topic this week and was about to once again lean heavily on RTD or Scotchy, neither of whom gets enough credit for keeping this thing afloat every offseason.
Then I was watching an episode of Letterkenny where the women keep getting upset about words like ‘moist’ and it hit me: draft the best words we can come up with! Also don’t take ‘moist’; apparently that’s universally hated by the female gender, which is one of only (holds hand to earpiece)…ah, yes, I understand.
Apparently we’re not touching that subject with a 39 1/2 pole.
So, to the topic at hand, today you are drafting words. You are not limited to English; if’n there’s one of them funny foreign words that tickles your fancy, you go right ahead and take it. You do, however, need to know what that word means. Once you have drafted that word you own it in all of its forms: noun, verb, adjective, adverb, contraction, whatever. Once the base word is drafted all variations from that base word are out.
You can use slang, so long as the slang use is generally recognized. ‘Ain’t’ would qualify, for instance.
No proper names, unless drafted for a different meaning the name might also reflect. For no reason whatever, for instance, ‘Kelly’ is both a proper name and a word used to reflect a shade of green. So if someone wanted to draft the word Kelly for any reason that would be allowed.
With the first pick, and to no one’s surprise, I will take that most versatile of all words:
Fuck.
The rest of you are on the clock.
Denouement
Let’s stop the entries right here. That would be perfection.
(epilogue)
.
Okay but I’m taking “adroit” down here in the sub-comments cause I just thought of it.
Got here late, so
Gash.
termagant
4. (I think it’s 4) “Pandemonium”.
gnathobase
Sounds delicious!
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Fourth pick: Smock.
https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1992/06/23
Assonance.
No, Balls, that’s not what it means.
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
and since you all are now singing the song, it’s a fucking word
pulchritudinous
Voluptuous. That’s for 2Pak.
Last but nae least:
psychobilly
“Psychobilly, ques que c’est. Fa fa fa, fa fa fa.”
-a bad Talking Heads cover band
“Psychobilly, kiss-kissy, fa fa fa fa fa fa”
-even worse Talking Heads cover band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrNim504lJE
3. Chicane. Because this also includes chicanery, which works as a PG-13 alternative to fuckery.
phlegm (also mucus)
beer
Easy there, Kavanaugh
None of you found the clitoris yet? Fine I’ll get in there and flick that thing.
https://youtu.be/iRrH_O4EEvg
zaftig
And it’s opposite, svelte
Incipient
If one of you can find that archer clip, go ahead and drop it in here
Goddammit.
As in “Goddammit, this has been fun but now I have to go to the dentist’s office for a cleaning.”
You all have fun.
Putting Scotchy in charge of this one. Sorry RTD, he won me over when he brought in the ‘squa’ words.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly, hearing his name called (artist’s conception):
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Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
My 7th grade spelling book had this as the longest word in the English language. Some sort of lung disease. It may be the only word I can still spell from that book.
Diplodocus.
This was a breed of dinosaur that settled squabbles, often acting as a mediator in disputes between meat-eaters and the veggie munchers. Many dinosaurs would say, “Hey, get me the number of Dr. Diplodocus, he can settle this brouhaha.”
/prove me wrong
That’s wrong. Everyone knows that ankylosaurus broke up the fights.
4th round, great value: loquacious
tumescent
Sheeeeit i should have gone with that
flatulence
Gumby chooses hussy.
I’ll bet he does.
Every day, apparently.
BANG! POW! KISMET!
For well over 40 years!
That’s why he’s your favorite and you do tell the others!
Problematic
Brobdingnagian
I am stunned this lasted as long as it did.
None of us wanted to steal your thunder and pick “Lilliputian”.
I walked right into that one.
Conundrum
Kerfuffle.
prehensile
Scotchy got me thinking about squ words. So many good ones! Here’s a favorite, just imagine it with the British pronounciation:
Squirrel.
Squamous
Squint
Squalid
Sasquatch
Squirm
Squelch
Squeeeeeeeeeeze
https://youtu.be/vZic9ZHU_40
SQUEAL!
squirt
Squish
Squash
Spelunking
That’s such a great word for cave exploration. Just fits perfectly.
Next pick:
Booby
Lethargic.
L. E. T.H.A.R.G.I.C.
My organization is prone to very lethargic behavior.
Lethargic.
Pick #3: plethora
Eejit. The Irish make it sound way better than idiot.
Obsequious.
Horatio asked Lowratio to get him a beer from the fridge. When the latter had returned Horatio ruffled his hair and said, “that’s my little obsequious fella, good boy”.
THERE WAS NO REQUIREMENT THAT THESE WORDS NEEDED TO BE USED IN A SENTENCE!!!
Cassette
Old skool!