Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Choose Our Words Wisely

Greetings, folks.  I was sort of stumped for a topic this week and was about to once again lean heavily on RTD or Scotchy, neither of whom gets enough credit for keeping this thing afloat every offseason.

Then I was watching an episode of Letterkenny where the women keep getting upset about words like ‘moist’ and it hit me:  draft the best words we can come up with!  Also don’t take ‘moist’; apparently that’s universally hated by the female gender, which is one of only (holds hand to earpiece)…ah, yes, I understand.

Apparently we’re not touching that subject with a 39 1/2 pole.

So, to the topic at hand, today you are drafting words.  You are not limited to English; if’n there’s one of them funny foreign words that tickles your fancy, you go right ahead and take it.  You do, however, need to know what that word means.  Once you have drafted that word you own it in all of its forms:  noun, verb, adjective, adverb, contraction, whatever.  Once the base word is drafted all variations from that base word are out.

You can use slang, so long as the slang use is generally recognized.  ‘Ain’t’ would qualify, for instance.

No proper names, unless drafted for a different meaning the name might also reflect.  For no reason whatever, for instance, ‘Kelly’ is both a proper name and a word used to reflect a shade of green.  So if someone wanted to draft the word Kelly for any reason that would be allowed.

With the first pick, and to no one’s surprise, I will take that most versatile of all words:

Fuck.

The rest of you are on the clock.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Denouement

scotchnaut

Let’s stop the entries right here. That would be perfection.

SonOfSpam

(epilogue)

Redshirt

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Okay but I’m taking “adroit” down here in the sub-comments cause I just thought of it.

SonOfSpam

Got here late, so

Gash.

BugEyedBoo

termagant

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

4. (I think it’s 4) “Pandemonium”.

BugEyedBoo

gnathobase

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Sounds delicious!

BugEyedBoo

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Senor Weaselo
BrettFavresColonoscopy

Assonance.

No, Balls, that’s not what it means.

Game Time Decision

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

and since you all are now singing the song, it’s a fucking word

BugEyedBoo

pulchritudinous

scotchnaut

Voluptuous. That’s for 2Pak.

King Hippo

Last but nae least:

psychobilly

scotchnaut

“Psychobilly, ques que c’est. Fa fa fa, fa fa fa.”

-a bad Talking Heads cover band

Brick Meathook

“Psychobilly, kiss-kissy, fa fa fa fa fa fa”

-even worse Talking Heads cover band

Senor Weaselo

3. Chicane. Because this also includes chicanery, which works as a PG-13 alternative to fuckery.

Brick Meathook

phlegm (also mucus)

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Game Time Decision

beer

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Easy there, Kavanaugh

BrettFavresColonoscopy

None of you found the clitoris yet? Fine I’ll get in there and flick that thing.

https://youtu.be/iRrH_O4EEvg

LemonJello

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BugEyedBoo

zaftig

Gumbygirl

And it’s opposite, svelte

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Incipient

If one of you can find that archer clip, go ahead and drop it in here

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly, hearing his name called (artist’s conception):

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Gumbygirl

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scotchnaut

Diplodocus.

This was a breed of dinosaur that settled squabbles, often acting as a mediator in disputes between meat-eaters and the veggie munchers. Many dinosaurs would say, “Hey, get me the number of Dr. Diplodocus, he can settle this brouhaha.”

/prove me wrong

BugEyedBoo

That’s wrong. Everyone knows that ankylosaurus broke up the fights.

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LemonJello

4th round, great value: loquacious

King Hippo

tumescent

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Sheeeeit i should have gone with that

Game Time Decision

flatulence

Gumbygirl

Gumby chooses hussy.

scotchnaut

Every day, apparently.

BANG! POW! KISMET!

Gumbygirl

For well over 40 years!

Senor Weaselo

That’s why he’s your favorite and you do tell the others!

Brick Meathook

Problematic

BugEyedBoo

Brobdingnagian

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

None of us wanted to steal your thunder and pick “Lilliputian”.

2Pack

Conundrum

Gumbygirl

Kerfuffle.

King Hippo

prehensile

Gumbygirl

Scotchy got me thinking about squ words. So many good ones! Here’s a favorite, just imagine it with the British pronounciation:
Squirrel.

BugEyedBoo

Squamous

Gumbygirl

Squint

BugEyedBoo

Squalid

Gumbygirl

Squirm

BugEyedBoo

Squelch

Gumbygirl

Squeeeeeeeeeeze

BrettFavresColonoscopy
Gumbygirl

SQUEAL!

Game Time Decision

squirt

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Spelunking

ballsofsteelandfury

Next pick:

Booby

2Pack

Lethargic.
L. E. T.H.A.R.G.I.C.
My organization is prone to very lethargic behavior.
Lethargic.

LemonJello

Pick #3: plethora

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litre_cola

Eejit. The Irish make it sound way better than idiot.

scotchnaut

Obsequious.

Horatio asked Lowratio to get him a beer from the fridge. When the latter had returned Horatio ruffled his hair and said, “that’s my little obsequious fella, good boy”.

WCS

Cassette

Gumbygirl

Old skool!