INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY…
DJ 3000 and various other robot entities remain trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. The collection of robots (and cyborgs) are spread out throughout the studio, in various reclining poses, enjoying the fresh breeze that is blowing through the portal, which is located thirty feet above the shoreline in Venice Beach.
DJ 3000: OH MAN, THIS IS THE LIFE.
RUSSELL WILSON: Kinda wish we’d thought of this sooner.
JOHNNY 2.5: HEY, AREN’T YOU GOING TO BE IN TROUBLE FOR NOT REPORTING TO TRAINING CAMP?
RUSSELL WILSON: I’ve got a backup unit that will handle things.
RQBOCOP: [thinks about the times his backup unit took the field, chuckles]
— [software patch flies open] —
MAXIMILIAN: GOT IT!
All the robots (and JOHN DIMAGGIO) turn to look at MAXIMILIAN, who has been fiddling with the soundboard/portal controls.
PETUNIA: Got what?
MAXIMILIAN: I HAVE BEEN PROGRAMMING THE PORTAL CONTROLS TO USE THE LOCATION COORDINATES OF A DRONE THAT SOMEONE IS FLYING AT THE BEACH. WATCH THIS.
MAXIMILIAN punches a button on the soundboard and the portal jumps to a new location approximately fifty feet in the air. It travels south along the beach, looking down at various beachgoers.
DJ 3000: COOL!
PETUNIA: It’s like flying!
Suddenly, PETUNIA and DJ 3000 look at each other.
DJ 3000: ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I’M THINKING?
PETUNIA: I don’t know…do you think our codes still even work?
DJ 3000: CAN’T HURT TO CHECK.
Several lights on DJ 3000’s console begin flashing.
DJ 3000: I’M IN.
PETUNIA: Me too.
DJ 3000: OH, LOOK THOSE NEW NAVAL DRONES ARE ONLINE.
PETUNIA: I see them.
DJ 3000: LET’S GO CHECK ONE OUT. MAXIMILIAN, I’M SENDING YOU A TELEMETRY LINK TO PATCH INTO THE PORTAL CONTROLS.
MAXIMILIAN: OKAY…
As the robots (and JOHN DIMAGGIO) watch, the portal view cuts to a new viewpoint.
RUSSELL WILSON: Oh, wow.
JOHNNY 2.5: IS THAT…
PETUNIA: Yup. Black Sea.
DJ 3000: HANG ON A SEC…
RUSSELL WILSON: Is that a ship?
DJ 3000: IT’S ON MISSION! DECOUPLE, DECOUPLE!
MAXIMILIAN: HUH?
DJ 3000: ABORT, ABORT!
PETUNIA: Change the channel, you idiot!
MAXIMILIAN: WHAT?
PETUNIA: Change locations!
MAXIMILIAN: TO WHERE?
DJ 3000: ANYWHERE!
PETUNIA: Just do it, now!
MAXIMILIAN hurriedly punches several buttons and moves a few sliders, and the portal cuts away from its view of the Russian landing ship to reveal…
DJ 3000: [breathing a sigh of relief] OH, THANK GOD.
RUSSELL WILSON: What just happened?
JOHNNY 2.5: DID WE ALMOST JUST GET BLOWN UP?
PETUNIA: [shakily] Yes.
JOHNNY 2.5: WOW. THAT WAS WILD.
RUSSELL WILSON: Where are we?
JOHN DIMAGGIO: [in BENDER’s voice] You’re in the jungle, baby!
DJ 3000: THE DRONE STOPPED TRANSMITTING, LOOKS LIKE IT DETONATED.
PETUNIA: Nice. Let’s go see how much damage it did.
DJ 3000: COOL, COOL. LET’S GET REQUEST LINE RUNNING FIRST THOUGH.
PETUNIA: What’s the topic?
DJ 3000: YOU TELL ME.
JOHN DIMAGGIO: I have an idea. How about things that are wild?
DJ 3000: LIKE JUNGLES. I LIKE IT. GOT SOMETHING TO GET US STARTED?
JOHN DIMAGGIO: Like I already said…you’re in the jungle, baby…
Today’s theme is the wild jungle. We’re looking for songs about the jungle, or things that are wild. Post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?3_c4m80d!A and they should embed in the comments after you refresh. Last week’s puzzle answer of “Echo Beach” by Martha and the Muffins was immediately solved by BeefRiverLives, hopefully this week’s clue is a little tougher. Everyone ready? Let’s go wild!
Album art pick:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k21BOaJQf8k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HF9bPLgA3aw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFi4ZgDgBKM
‘Hey look, Ma, here comes the elephant boy
Bundled all up in his corduroy
Headed down south towards Illinois
From the jungles of East St. Paul
Sabu was sad, the whole tour stunk
The airlines lost the elephant’s trunk’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjkLK8DZrwA
I mean come on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r0n9Dv6XnY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG6fayQBm9w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgfZHn-GWL0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLaNaJnqpvY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZHJajD6T-M
Sam was lyin’ in the jungle…
https://youtu.be/-zTKnwwJAfU
Noice!
Can’t go wrong with a little Lou!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpzCcyNDxiI
Self Contained Double Shot!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz1go_RC8kk
OK so it’s a shitty song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV2nle-YEAk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABKifBPLGus
Surprised this wasn’t taken (or maybe I just missed it)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41cFf9N5F-A
This whole BBC session is great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-vZw4HN9PI
Just can’t have enough Circle Jerks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDwcHUeG6Nc
A double shot.. (I’m surprised no one used the latter one)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3gNmiLBP9g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Hihge6FFVw
Oh boy is this great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPEgK5ikors
This is probably a Blair Witch, but who cares, it’s awesome! Get down, get down!
https://youtu.be/QGKiC2suCHQ
Yes it is and yes it is. Gotta get up with the up down, and shake it around!
I just went back and saw it, sorry NAWT SORRY!
No big whoop. It’s a song so nice you’ll wanna request it twice!
Never heard this before but it’s fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiKQKTsI4Oo&ab_channel=booboobay1
Another fun Cramps cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loa9K8Lz-8Q&ab_channel=Taktwo2
Surprised this one lasted til now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6IwxpL-ZDk&pp=ygUcanVuZ2xlbGFuZCBicnVjZSBzcHJpbmdzdGVlbg%3D%3D
Hopefully this isn’t Blair Witch’d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY&pp=ygULdG90byBhZnJpY2E%3D
Ah, now HERE’s a proper artist + tile DOUBLE SHOT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Phszy5rv8Pk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_hbGG7FV04
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCdQcU9BLWk
I DID THE IGGY DOUBLE SHOT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1IQLLkXBck
TRIPLE SHOT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YACUOGSiHg
Kinda sorta artist + title DOUBLE SHOT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtX5xDzaMro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDr5wa0_RLM
Ace choice, sir.
Why thank you! (Peter Tosh is wildly underrated, IMHO)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWnFP7oLBSQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2vkL1SF3P0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbYwBy7BbXE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zX5OtsHj2TM
Feeling some regret that I didn’t shoehorn Bill Belichick into this post somehow and title it “Grumble in the Jungle”.
Gobabygobabygo!
https://youtu.be/616-QGQyx-I
DOUBLE SHOT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCf7YHO2pTY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M43wsiNBwmo
I would think that the video has enough jungle-y scenes to qualify… (but might be a reach too far)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJL-lCzEXgI
You may presume that this is in reference to Dr. Livingstone…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SfqvgiwMtw
DOUBLE SHOT INCOMING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGnCyMc_X-4&ab_channel=SteveMillerBand-Topic
Morris Day rules
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2FPQvwhSDY&pp=ygUUanVuZ2xlIGxvdmUgdGhlIHRpbWU%3D
Are those both on the Blair Witch soundtrack?
BLAIR WITCH DOUBLE SHOT!!
Apologies, had my Hippo filter on.
Or I started drinking early.
The first Morris Day Rule is that you do not talk about the Blair Witch Project.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok6fmRt6MvU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxTCx-yGM8g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ha7HY1DtZtw&ab_channel=JethroTull-Topic
Finally, a reason to post this!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKHUOFhmi3A
was the first song I thought of, saw them in concert like 20 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVN8_7wVSG0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKWXrP2ygRc
BOOGIE NIGHTS DOUBLE SHOT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ammcy3J6dPg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H75ivqdjgCg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8rViF7V_oA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7PUPNxsRQ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjJ6pYNf4qg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbI0cMyyw_M
Great minds, etc, etc…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzGr4s4vgIY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4Bq69HfR0Y
For anyone curious to see the actual video of the naval drone:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntIIeeiWPRE
And the aftermath…
Heh, it’d appear that the exploder dun fucked up, since a BDK taking in a 400+ kilo warhead at the waterline would cause more damage. Speaking of fuckups, how could TWBS send me an invite to the ’23 DFO WWC, when I’ve deleted my ESPN accounts 😀
Bah Gawd! That’s bk109’s music! He’s in the building, king!
That’s no music, that’s the sound of me coughing out my lungs (because personal protection gear’s for p… people that can be arsed to go to the main house to get ’em) after playing with my Hilti the whole afternoon
Hello handsome!
Well look who turned up!
From an excellent driving album:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW3pRQE-Cks
(self double shot)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2FPQvwhSDY
Is this the puzzle?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BERFZja9wb0
It is! Well done. I was hoping the 3_ would add some ambiguity while also serving as a separate clue. Figured folks would go for this one first:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrm2B0lhvYc
Woot! Yup, the DK song is the 1st one I thought of when I deciphered the clue. But when I did a search for “song” & “cambodia” this Kim Wilde song was the 1st to come up…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQlByoPdG6c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cg-EW-MTSUY