It’s your last week for the replacement (me) for the replacement writer (Don T) of the CFL beat. Maestro should be back and refreshed and mad at how bad I did. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back and since this gig don’t pay in anything but a few likes, sucks to be you. And a big thanks to Maestro for doing these posts every week and every season and reminding me that the CFL is on and to watch more of it.
In league news this week:
- The Elks won, more on that later
- Als QB Fajadro should be back this week
Onto the games!
WEEK 11 RECAPS
Edmonton vs. Hamilton :
The Elks Won! I tried to watch some of this game, but it was under a rain delay as a crazy rain storm rolled through. sadly the rain delay was still more entertaining than the NFL pre-season game that was on at the same time. This was the second game in a row that the Elks were up 12 at half time, but this week they shut out Hamilton in the second half to get their first victory of the year. 24-10 Edmonton
PICK: Hammer
RESULT: Edmonton ( 24-10)
Winnipeg vs. Calgary :
This was a field goal fest, until Demerio Houston got a pick-six for the game’s only major. I did see part of this game as well and did see the pickerception and wrote “game over” in the crumbs on my Tshirt when it happened.
PICK: Winnipeg
RESULT: The Peg ( 19-18)
Montreal vs. Ottawa :
Montreal was down 17-3 at half-time but managed to grab the lead with about 90 second left in the game and then hang on for the win.
PICK: Montreal
RESULT: Montreal (25-24)
BC vs. Saskatchewan :
In his first start of 2023, Jake Dolegala spread the ball around to his receivers to get the win for the Riders. The Riders defence also did their part and got some timely stops and sacks to help in the field position game.
PICK: BC
RESULT: Saskatchewan(34-29)
BYE: Toronto (-)
WEEK 12 PREVIEWS
Montreal (-) vs. Winnipeg (-), Thursday, August 24th, 8:30 PM EDT (TSN, CBSSN, CFL+):
I think that the Bombers are the class of the league, so expect them to win every week. They’ll get the offence back on track and will roll through the Als
PICK: The Peg
Calgary (-) vs. Toronto (-), Friday, August 25th, 7:30 PM EDT (TSN, CFL+):
A rested Toronto team up against a team that could only get field goals last week.
PICK: Torona
Hamilton (-) vs. BC (-), Saturday, August 26th, 7:00 PM EDT (TSN, CFL+):
The LioUns will be a bit upset about the loss last week and won’t let it happen again
PICK: BC
Ottawa (-) vs. Edmonton (-), Sunday, August 27th, 7:00 PM EDT (TSN, CBSSN, CFL+):
The Elks won last week but on the road, so the joker in me wants the home losing streak to continue, so go REDBLANKS
PICK: Ottawa
BYE: Saskatchewan (-)
STANDINGS AND STATS
East Division Standings
Team | Games | Wins | Losses | Points For | Points Against |
Toronto | 8 | 7 | 1 | 268 | 175 |
Montreal | 9 | 6 | 3 | 224 | 179 |
Hamilton | 9 | 3 | 6 | 170 | 248 |
Ottawa | 10 | 3 | 7 | 231 | 253 |
West Division Standings
Team | Games | Wins | Losses | Points For | Points Against |
BC | 10 | 8 | 2 | 297 | 208 |
Winnipeg | 10 | 7 | 3 | 262 | 187 |
Saskatchewan | 10 | 5 | 5 | 210 | 272 |
Calgary | 10 | 3 | 7 | 217 | 255 |
Edmonton | 10 | 1 | 9 | 158 | 260 |
Passing Yards
- Maier, CGY – 2398
- Adams, Jr., BC – 2325
- Collaros, WPG – 2298
Passing TDs
- Collaros, WPG – 16
- Adams, Jr., BC – 16
- Kelly, TOR – 13
Rushing Yards
- Oliveira, WPG – 783
- Morrow, SSK – 562
- Ouellette, TOR – 549
Receiving Yards
- MACK, MTL – 773
- HOLLINS, BC – 715
- SCHOEN, WPG – 705
Defensive Tackles
- Awe, CGY – 71
- Dean, SSK – 64
- MORGAN, EDM – 59
Sacks
- Betts, BC – 11
- Leonard, EDM – 9
- Jefferson, WPG – 8
Interceptions
- Houston, WPG – 7
- Dandridge, OTT – 4
- Daniel, TOR – 4
Field Goals
- Paredes, CGY – 33
- Ward, OTT – 28
- Whyte, BC – 28
PICK POOL
With the upsets of Hamilton and BC, everyone had a shit week.
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Rank | Total Points | Weekly Score | Win Percentage |
BC Dick | 34 | 2-2 | 79 |
The Maestro | 30 | 2-2 | 69 |
SonOfSpam | 29 | 2-2 | 67 |
Mr. Ayo | 29 | 2-2 | 67 |
Ballsofsteelandfury | 28 | 1-3 | 65 |
Game Time Decision | 28 | 2-2 | 65 |
blaxabbath | 27 | 2-2 | 69 |
WCS | 27 | 0-4 | 62 |
Litre_cola | 25 | 1-3 | 58 |
Gumbygirl | 25 | 2-2 | 58 |
BugEyedBoo | 23 | 2-2 | 53 |
Tank Bricklayer | 5 | 0-4 | 12 |
Don T | 3 | 1-3 | 37 |
The Revanchist | 2 | 0-4 | 4 |
Enjoy the games, everyone.
From back to back titles to the cellar. Been a tough year.
Furthermore,
It was a treat to substitute Maestro, who’s been DFO’s Carl Ripken JR. of AM Thursdays. And the “game over” in crumbs was my first big laugh of the day.
You’re next on the table, Tank Bricklayer, if that’s your real name…
You were a tremendous slouch, Don T.
#AtBestAtRest 😝
Got up and scrolled through Twitter this am.
Man, I know the Yankees suck, but at least they’re not the Angels. Whatever old gypsy woman their owner pissed off he better track down and apologize profusely to.
Also Shohei Ohtani is probably going to win the MVP. He shouldn’t, but he will. The Angels were in last place with him having an insane season. They literally could not be any worse if he never played a game for them.
Long game, though. As damaged goods, maybe he re-signs after all!
Second UCL injury so far. You can’t sign him to pitch. I’m going to assume he’s a solid OF, but anyone who pays him the $500 million they were talking about even last week is out of their mind.
So probably the Yankees, who will immediately have him pitch 7 innings in the first game of spring training watch his elbow absolutely implode.
I should clarify I mean solid as a defensive OF. I know he can hit the absolute shit out of the ball.
The Yankees would still find a way to fuck it up.
It’s Orange County. They had her deported to Mexico, despite her repeated attempts to explain that she’s Romani.
Still paying for the 2002 World Series win.
I was very happy, and Allah wanted to make sure that never happened again.
I could use the one with the Thinner curse. Or a nice tapeworm!
Now that you’ve written two of these, will your phone autocorrect “Raiders” to “Riders”?
I did it from my laptop, just easier that way for me. I’ve never done a post on my phone or tablet, other than a quick update or 2. So, no