CFL Beat: Week 12

It’s your last week for the replacement (me)  for the replacement writer (Don T) of the CFL beat.  Maestro should be back and refreshed and mad at how bad I did.  Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back and since this gig don’t pay in anything but a few likes, sucks to be you. And a big thanks to Maestro for doing these posts every week and every season and reminding me that the CFL is on and to watch more of it.

In league news this week:

  • The Elks won, more on that later
  • Als QB Fajadro should be back this week

Onto the games!

WEEK 11 RECAPS

Edmonton vs. Hamilton :
The Elks Won!  I tried to watch some of this game, but it was under a rain delay as a crazy rain storm rolled through. sadly the rain delay was still more entertaining than the NFL pre-season game that was on at the same time. This was the second game in a row that the Elks were up 12 at half time, but this week they shut out Hamilton in the second half to get their first victory of the year. 24-10 Edmonton

PICK: Hammer

RESULT: Edmonton ( 24-10)

Winnipeg vs. Calgary : 

This was a field goal fest, until Demerio Houston got a pick-six for the game’s only major.  I did see part of this game as well and did see the pickerception and wrote “game over” in the crumbs on my Tshirt when it happened.

PICK: Winnipeg

RESULT: The Peg ( 19-18)

Montreal vs. Ottawa : 

Montreal was down 17-3 at half-time but managed to grab the lead with about 90 second left in the game and then hang on for the win.

PICK: Montreal

RESULT:  Montreal (25-24)

BC vs. Saskatchewan : 

In his first start of 2023, Jake Dolegala spread the ball around to his receivers to get the win for the Riders.  The Riders defence also did their part and got some timely stops and sacks to help in the field position game.

PICK: BC

RESULT: Saskatchewan(34-29)

BYE: Toronto (-)

WEEK 12 PREVIEWS

Montreal (-) vs. Winnipeg (-), Thursday, August 24th, 8:30 PM EDT (TSN, CBSSN, CFL+): 

I think that the Bombers are the class of the league, so expect them to win every week.  They’ll get the offence back on track and will roll through the Als

PICK: The Peg

Calgary (-) vs. Toronto (-), Friday, August 25th, 7:30 PM EDT (TSN, CFL+): 

A rested Toronto team up against a team that could only get field goals last week.

PICK: Torona

Hamilton (-) vs. BC (-), Saturday, August 26th, 7:00 PM EDT (TSN, CFL+): 

The LioUns will be a bit upset about the loss last week and won’t let it happen again

PICK: BC

Ottawa (-) vs. Edmonton (-), Sunday, August 27th, 7:00 PM EDT (TSN, CBSSN, CFL+): 

The Elks won last week but on the road, so the joker in me wants the home losing streak to continue, so go REDBLANKS

PICK: Ottawa

BYE: Saskatchewan (-)

STANDINGS AND STATS

East Division Standings

Team Games Wins Losses Points For Points Against
Toronto 8 7 1 268 175
Montreal 9 6 3 224 179
Hamilton 9 3 6 170 248
Ottawa 10 3 7 231 253

West Division Standings

Team Games Wins Losses Points For Points Against
BC 10 8 2 297 208
Winnipeg 10 7 3 262 187
Saskatchewan 10 5 5 210 272
Calgary 10 3 7 217 255
Edmonton 10 1 9 158 260

Passing Yards

  1. Maier, CGY – 2398
  2. Adams, Jr., BC – 2325
  3. Collaros, WPG – 2298

Passing TDs

  1. Collaros, WPG – 16
  2. Adams, Jr., BC – 16
  3. Kelly, TOR – 13

Rushing Yards

  1. Oliveira, WPG – 783
  2. Morrow, SSK – 562
  3. Ouellette, TOR – 549

Receiving Yards

  1. MACK, MTL – 773
  2. HOLLINS, BC – 715
  3. SCHOEN, WPG – 705

Defensive Tackles

  1. Awe, CGY – 71
  2. Dean, SSK – 64
  3. MORGAN, EDM – 59

Sacks

  1. Betts, BC – 11
  2. Leonard, EDM – 9
  3. Jefferson, WPG – 8

Interceptions

  1. Houston, WPG – 7
  2. Dandridge, OTT – 4
  3. Daniel, TOR – 4

Field Goals

  1. Paredes, CGY – 33
  2. Ward, OTT – 28
  3. Whyte, BC – 28

PICK POOL

With the upsets of Hamilton and BC, everyone had a shit week.

Remember to submit your picks here! https://www.pooltracker.com/join.asp?poolid=221760

Rank Total Points Weekly Score Win Percentage
BC Dick 34 2-2 79
The Maestro 30 2-2 69
SonOfSpam 29 2-2 67
Mr. Ayo 29 2-2 67
Ballsofsteelandfury 28 1-3 65
Game Time Decision 28 2-2 65
blaxabbath 27 2-2 69
WCS 27 0-4 62
Litre_cola 25 1-3 58
Gumbygirl 25 2-2 58
BugEyedBoo 23 2-2 53
Tank Bricklayer 5 0-4 12
Don T 3 1-3 37
The Revanchist 2 0-4 4

Enjoy the games, everyone.

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litre_cola

From back to back titles to the cellar. Been a tough year.

Don T

Furthermore,
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Don T

It was a treat to substitute Maestro, who’s been DFO’s Carl Ripken JR. of AM Thursdays. And the “game over” in crumbs was my first big laugh of the day.
You’re next on the table, Tank Bricklayer, if that’s your real name…

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

You were a tremendous slouch, Don T.

Don T

#AtBestAtRest 😝

Horatio Cornblower

Got up and scrolled through Twitter this am.

Man, I know the Yankees suck, but at least they’re not the Angels. Whatever old gypsy woman their owner pissed off he better track down and apologize profusely to.

Horatio Cornblower

Also Shohei Ohtani is probably going to win the MVP. He shouldn’t, but he will. The Angels were in last place with him having an insane season. They literally could not be any worse if he never played a game for them.

King Hippo

Long game, though. As damaged goods, maybe he re-signs after all!

Horatio Cornblower

Second UCL injury so far. You can’t sign him to pitch. I’m going to assume he’s a solid OF, but anyone who pays him the $500 million they were talking about even last week is out of their mind.

So probably the Yankees, who will immediately have him pitch 7 innings in the first game of spring training watch his elbow absolutely implode.

Horatio Cornblower

I should clarify I mean solid as a defensive OF. I know he can hit the absolute shit out of the ball.

The Yankees would still find a way to fuck it up.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s Orange County. They had her deported to Mexico, despite her repeated attempts to explain that she’s Romani.

SonOfSpam

Still paying for the 2002 World Series win.

I was very happy, and Allah wanted to make sure that never happened again.

Gumbygirl

I could use the one with the Thinner curse. Or a nice tapeworm!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Now that you’ve written two of these, will your phone autocorrect “Raiders” to “Riders”?