“Keep It Moving, Keep It Moving”-Your Very Next NFL Football Open Thread

To The Games!

Raiders/Broncos:

Though Denver’s wr room is nothing but a collection of tensor bandages, scotch tape and plaster casts, it would behoove them to have someone (Mims perhaps?) take a few shots downfield vs a Vegas secondary that gave up the 4th-most passing yards last year. I’m embracing the notion of an underappreciated and angry Jacobs having a career year in ’23.

Fins/Chargers:

Check out the sexy over/under on this tilt! Tight end Everett is your streamer du jour if you drafted Kelce, given that he had the 6th-most red zone targets last year and Miami allowed the third-most points to that position.

Eagles/Pats:

Eagle Eye Battery just has so much talent they should be immune to whatever funky tweakery the Mutterer-in-Chief comes up with gameplan-wise.

Packers/Bears:

Spoiled-as-hell Green Bay fans will have a non Hall of Fame qb starting under center for the first time since the dissolution of the Soviet Union. Fields was pounded into the field a mere 55 times last year. The math says that he tasted dirt on an amazing 12.5% of his dropbacks. No other qb was in double digits. That’s gotta change.

Rams/Seahawks:

I hope Puca Nacua has a big game because I have no idea how to pronounce his first name-is it “Poo-ca” or “Puke-a”? I’m also curious as to how will the announcers handle it.

Have at it.