Well, not much more with there being only three games on in this window but we’ll watch. I read a wee blurb about The Shield looking to squeeze money out of Spain and/or Brazil for the right to host some games. Does that mean more morning football goodness? I’m not exactly Dr. Who when it comes to time zones.
To The Games!
Panthers/Seahawks:
Is anyone going to watch this blah affair? Hey, welcome to the NFL, kid: Bryce Young is doing that elf on the shelf way too early so it’s Red Rocket Time! Dalton might just be the fella to exploit a Seattle D that is 30th in defending the pass. I’ve seen bigger surprises. Thing is, the Seahawks should be able to get things done on the ground given that Carolina has surrendered 130+ yards for the last two games and the opposing o-line run block win rate is 7th best.
Cowboys/Cards:
Motion to re-name the Cards the Dead Horses because they’re going to be beaten so much this year? Can I see a show of hands? That Dallas D is something-they’re creating negative yard plays at a blistering (and unsustainable) 15.3% rate. Fantasy-wise the Cowboys allow the 3rd-least points to qb’s and the least points to both rb’s and wr’s. DAK! is playing his 100th game today and is the only one of his kind to throw for 150 TD’s and rush for 25, although I’ve the feeling that Patty will as well.
Bears/Chiefs:
Both of these teams had trouble scoring last week but one gets the feeling that Kansas City is going to resolve the issue sooner and with brute force. Eberflus is going to be calling the plays on D now that Alan Williams is spending more time with his health. And if the rumors are correct there will be some time with prison bars and therapists as well. Overthink Much?: Fields is getting sacked on 11.5% of his dropbacks despite the fact that his line gives him the 5th-most time to complete a pass.
Do your thing. Ewww, not that one!
ate dinnerr kinda betterr now
Reading a book-The Red King of Helsinki-and less than 100 pages in there are two passages about teenage girls getting fondled. Weird and yuck and this male author? I’ll never read any of his stuff again!*
*the author is a woman
Excited for this week’s edition of Cardinals Talk! Arizona Cardinals postgame radio show.
oooooh, please get some choice nuggets (Mike Bidwill’s sexuality aside)
WHO THE FUCK AM I GONNA HAVETA FIRE AFTER THIS SHIT?!?! YEEE HAWWWW GONNA NEEDS A DOZEN STRIPPERS TO GET THIS LOST OUTTA MY SYSTEM!!!
Shit man! I don’t want to go back to work tomorrow.
Knew I should have canceled my return flight.
Diggs injury was big. Bland cant cover
My chance of winning has dropped to 76%.
THIS DALLAS TEAM, I CALL THEM ALTAR BOYS BECAUSE THE CARDINALS HAVE BEEN ABUSING THEM ALL AFTERNOON
I was complaining about leaving the Buffalo D and its 32pts on my bench, then I saw my opponent has Achane and his 49.3pts on his bench.
Cowboys must suck.
YEE HAWWW
No need to roast the Cowboys, they’re already done.
that’s game
holy shit, pats/cowboys next week and nantz will be nowhere to be found
I hope all the Bears go to temple immediately after the game to atone for this.
The Bears would fuck up, go to a Shinto temple and commit Seppukku.
How would that affect the teams cap space?
dj moore: exists, to a degree
‘Persons still winning this, sadly
Losing in the last minute is the best outcome.