Welcome, welcome! Has the doggo been walked, the cat’s belly been scratched, the eggs fried and the breakfast beer cracked? Well, you’re all set then.
To The Game!
Jags/Bills:
-Buffalo has been revving the offense to the tune of 5.9 yards per play.
-Your sneaky fantasy pick/streamer today is Dalton Kincaid. Why? The Jags D allows the 2nd-most fantasy points to the tight end spot.
-T’udder Josh Allen is coming off a three sack performance and is on track for 25.5 this season which also happens to be a contract year. Timely!
-Will the Bills be caught napping like that toothless geezer down at the pub after one-too-many stories of repressing the Irish in the ’70’s/Watney Red Barrels?
-Travis Etienne has slowed his pace this year-after rushing for 5.1 ypc in 2022, he’s just at 3.1 this year.
-I Didn’t Know: That as per PFF, defensive tackle Daquan Jones, despite seeing double teams 69% of the time, leads interior defenders in pass rush win rate.
-So far this year Buffalo is generating turnovers vs opponents at a silly 26.2% pace.
-Jacksonville’s third down efficiency has been troubling. They’ve only converted 16 of 51 or 31.4%. One problem is that Cal Ridley, whose career catch rate is around 66%, is hovering at 54% currently. Is it rust? It has to improve.
More Numbers: These squadoos have played 18 games in total are are equally split at 9-9. Curiously, all but 4 games have been decided by 7 points or less. For this tilt the Bills are favored by 5.5.
Please enjoy the offerings on offer this fair morning.
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!
That’s a game. Reassemble in 21 minutes.
FUCK. He went out of bounds AND IN FG RANGE
Here’s a quaint English tea & biscuit shoppe at Victoria Station in London
North Cakalaky’s finest export!
Some close competition!
Smoke bull, win steak.
So I could have slept to 9:30 Best Coast time and I wouldn’t have missed anything important.
but in your SOUL you would have knowed you was wrong
Or you could’ve made better use of you and gumby’s sunday morning 😉
I told you, all of my laundry is done!
Thank you Jeebus, no Extra Time for this puppy abortion
There’s always a bright side, if you squint really hard.
Every BLEERGH is sacred
Every BLEERGH is good
Every BLEERGH is neeeeeeeded
In your neighboUrhood
BLEERGH-kakke
THESE GUYS BUFFALO I CALL THEM THE MOVIE DEAD PRESIDENTS BECAUSE THERE ARE BILLS LYING ALL OVER THE PLACE.
Locals wondering how many yellow cards the Bills can accumulate before someone gets sent off the pitch
I CALL THIS BILLS DRIVE THE CHARGE OF THE LIGHT BRIGADE CUZ ITS GOING TO END BADLY
Btw, balls, nah, I’m not doing a “boots” on Bestest Korea. Nor Syria (before and after Bill’s sexually frustrated hausfrau tried to burn the whole region to get something stirring in her loins), Libya, Sudan or any of the moar “fun” hotspots I’ve been to for fun or work. I tried having a go about Fukushima or the wrecks at Kwajelein but both read like shit
Bummer, but I understand
And since it’s thanksgiving* here, I’m thankful for all of yous and keeping this site going and funny
*at the proper time. Ain’t nothing growing here now let alone the end of November
Hey, so long as one celebrates the massacre of one’s native population, timing is flexible!
Happy Thanksgiving to all our northern brethern!