There’s More? It’s Another NFL Football Open Thread

There’s four games on this slate with two of them being interesting. And then there’s that one stinker. I’ll start with that one.

To The Games!

Jets/Broncos:

It’s Pity Watch Time! I imagine there are parts of the country that only get this abomination and I laugh. The best I can do is hope it’s places like Idaho or Alabama, spots that deserve this travesty. Hall has the reins off apparently so he should have a lovely outing vs a team with the worst run D in the league.

Bengals/Cards:

Cincy can’t go 1-4, can they? There’s just so much talent. (although Higgins is taking a knee for this tilt) Though here’s a troubling nuggetty pair of numbers: the Bengals are 31st in rush D and Arizona is second in rush yards per attempt at 5.3. That d-line has some work to do. Kudos to Dobbs-for playing competently and not following the tanking script to the letter. Though they only have the one win he’s looked just fine.

Eagles/Rams:

Will Philly get 400 yards of offense for the fourth game in a row and for the 14th time since the beginning of last year? What is Kupp’s snap count going to look like? Has he been rushed back? How will this affect Puka? (probably not much, I’m thinking) Will Stafford throw 3 TD’s thus doubling his output for the season? The Eagles secondary is the weakest link of the entire team in that they’ve given up 9 TD’s to date and the only teams that have given up more are Denver and Chicago.

Chiefs/Vikes:

There’s only one team that Patty hasn’t beaten and I bet you know which one it is now. Our favorite Kermit look-alike has only gone for 300 yards once this season but he should double that total vs a Minny team that is 21st in opposing team’s QBR. His counterpart across the field just keeps rambling on. Cousins has tossed a minimum of 2 TD’s every game and has 11 on the season. Maybe that’s why the over/under is sitting at 52.5

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fleshwound_NPG

sean payton is by rule now unemployed and actually has to leave town by sunset

WCS

Brandon Perna’s 12-gauge is waiting…

Doktor Zymm

It’s too bad Hippo never got that Audi cuz this line “You rap about a Audi to much, because my Audi paid off bish hush”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D4happ4TQU

ballsofsteelandfury

You like that sack to end the game, Cousins?

Senor Weaselo

Patrick Star approved!

fleshwound_NPG

wtf kirk throw it you dumb son of a bitch

bwhahahahaha

Doktor Zymm

Just Kirk being Kirk!

Gatoraids

Russ’s Apple Turnovers

BrettFavresColonoscopy

What’s the haps?

ballsofsteelandfury

Bacon sandwiches, ugly wins, and defense wins championships.

WCS

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Nothing but the best for Mrs. Nixon’s baby boy.

Brick Meathook

A “mess-o-bacon”

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Doktor Zymm

Jets gettin’ crunk in Mile High

LemonJello

Ridin’ that high from DUUUVVVAAAALLLLLLLLL getting the win in their future home town.

fleshwound_NPG

vikes got absolutely fucked by the refs but ya know what, fuck the vikes

Doktor Zymm

Live by rape and pillage, Die by rape and pillage

Senor Weaselo

There’s the terrible timed pick!

King Hippo

PS2 WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jjfozz

Ravens shit the bed, orioles are choking like ginger lynn, i’m fucking in high kill mode right now.

King Hippo

Dingleberry garbage time is bleeding me out to 1-4, too. HURT FOAR HIPPO.

fleshwound_NPG

HOW THE FUCK YA DOIN, BOYS?!

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fleshwound_NPG

lol vikes outta timeouts with 9 damn minutes left in the 4th…

“holy shit!”

-a. reid

Doktor Zymm

Gainwell is the Goldilocks choice between Gainsuper and Gaincrap

Doktor Zymm

Pachecko Pachinko Party!

King Hippo

Fatty Payton already grimacing at the awkward handshake line coming his way

King Hippo

FOUNDING FATHERS WOO

fleshwound_NPG

those two or so weeks that the cardinals were a “scrappy bunch” and not tanking was fun for two weeks

time to bring back out the T-34 guys

Doktor Zymm

Did they actually do anything other than beat the Cowpersons?

fleshwound_NPG

looked competent against the niners!

Senor Weaselo

Well this game has finally made it to normal looking numbers, hail Legatron

King Hippo

Both safety scorers got their scores back to equilibrium. Is weird af.

King Hippo

BoydDOWN!

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King Hippo

(I am not paying attention goodly, must have been a BLEERGH)

King Hippo

Breece Hall is giving me a puncher’s chance in “Math is Hard” FF league, which is good. I’d be all-the-way-ded at 1-4 otherwise

Redshirt

If you started Chase, congratulations on your win.

King Hippo

imagine how great it would feel to play someone who benched him

Gatoraids

even better if you scammed a trade for him this week

King Hippo

oh SNAP, you dream better than Hippo do

LemonJello

Romo’s pants have to be a laundry Chernobyl with the way he cums and/or shits himself over every little thing on the field.

fleshwound_NPG

rodgers – unvaxxed, didnt survive the turf monster

kelce – vaxxed, apparently survived the turf monster

makes u think

King Hippo

/+1 4thPill

//+1 5thPill

Senor Weaselo

Hey, quit hogging, I might need those too.

King Hippo

You can’t tell me Seuss ain’t never chased that dragon

Doktor Zymm

One pill, two pill, red pill, blue pill

Aw crap

King Hippo

u dun re-opened teh hidden basement at that pizza place smgdh

WCS

There’s the rejected Dr. Seuss title.

Gumbygirl

Hop on Pops Oxy.

fleshwound_NPG

a coach in a game involving the chiefs is wasting timeouts and challenges left and right and it is not andy reid

hippofant

He’s actually not been bad with that the past couple years I think. Right?

fleshwound_NPG

with all that talent he really shouldnt have to try that hard at in-game coaching

Doktor Zymm

I hope Ms. Swift doesn’t cover the Velvet Underground

Doktor Zymm

Muffed punt or Punted muff?

King Hippo

YES

fleshwound_NPG

a football player hooked on toradol (taylor’s version)

fleshwound_NPG

david tyree catch (taylor’s version)

Redshirt

Crazy Legs…Burrow?

Doktor Zymm

Did Burrow get some android leg parts?

King Hippo

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