It’s all over after this tilt. What a long day! That extra hour* certainly helped.
*not applicable in Saskatoon
To The Game!
Bills/Bengals:
-Another game, another win put squarely on Allen’s shoulders?
-Wherefore art thou Tee? Only two Tee D’s on the season and they both came way back in week numero deux.
-Josh has the best completion percentage in the league at 71.7%. The Other Side though. He’s tossed interceptions in four straight fixtures. Maybe make it five because Cincy has wracked up 10 picked passes so far.
-Who is Andre Iosivas and why has he vultured a TD in each of the last two games? He has three catches on the year so his TD rate is 66%. A brief search tells me he’s a 6th round rookie wr who is also a Princeton fella. Finally, an alum catches (literally) a break.
-These teams should have 3 losses between them and yet they have 3 each.
-This has got to go over, right? The Bills starting cb’s are out and linebacker is a weakness. Yes, they traded for Rasul Douglas but how much can he contribute off the snide? Safeties Poyer and Hyde better play out of their minds.
-Mixon is listed as questionable but practiced in full both Thursday and Friday.
-Can Buffalo’s BOY TOY/MANTHER backfield of Cook and Latavius Murray exploit a horny, um, a Cincy run D that gives up an average of half a first down on every rush?
-Look for Dalton Kincaid to follow last week’s outburst with more yards-based hijinks. With Dawson Knox injury forcing the Bills into more 11 man looks, Kincaid can really shine as the precise route runner and gluey hands guy that he is.
Do your best.
I went from a weekend net gambling profit of $1.00 to a net loss of $218.80 in very short order.
LET’S GET PRIME RIB
Don T (Perpetually): “This place is the height of luxury!!!”
Photographed Ten Minutes After He Goes To Bed:
I believe this is what Hemingway was envisioning when he said “a man needs a clean, well lit place.”
This girl ESPN announcer made her second “structural integrity” of the o-line joke in these game summaries.
This is my problem with corporate diversity. Jokes are not uniform for presentation (see: Michael Scott / **ggers). If you’re going to give me diverse characters (which I want) then I also want the associated diverse jokes (“That oline broke down like that non-christian household in our LatinX neighborhood.”) — I dont need some girl reading the teleprompter; I need some girl being Some Girl.
Not even 9p and I’ve driven off the entire continent.
Either these folks can’t hang…. or I’m to be praised for being the acidity that keeps away the Sills….
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
This is the problem with people who think anything of daylight savings time.
And they won’t get rid of it simply because they’ll not give [Canadian] Ted Cruz a win.
if burrow stays healthy and gets decent protection nobody stops the bangles, even kansas city
Pandering to Redshirt will not get him to sleep with you. Maybe some skyline would work out better with his anus?
Is the AFC Nord good or bad?
grading heavily on the post-greatriots curve, good
Yes.
Ugly win is still a win.
– Mr. Sarah Huckabee Sanders
buffalo with some lovie smith challenge management/andy reid timeout management the past few minutes
Stefon Diggs, taken out by a Brian Daboll-shaped security guard.
funny because daboll is going to be doing that a year from now
Don T suggested that Danoll is actually a 40″ waist when viewed in person.
oh yea, diggs exists
Used all his heart meter on those plays.
Here comes a bad idea: it’s fucking 8 and the music from Fremont Street is too goddamn loud to fall asleep, so round two?
Yeah alright.
To be continued.
These are questions that should start at 24:00. Round 3 and 4 should be done and dusted by then.
Godspeed
Make sure you eat, but have fun storming the castle!
I had cold pizza, Detroit style and some charcuterie for breakfast then had a coney dog and cheese fries for lunch and I’m afraid my colon may be angry at me.
But I did “Eat.”
It’s never a bad idea if I’m playing black jack with Don T as my wing man.
That was fun until they brought in the assassin dealers.
And you just knew they would.
“CUZ THEY CHINESE????”
– Justice Clarence Thomas
My hotel in march came with ear plugs
This game is…uh…yeah.
“Oh god that’s a bad angle!
No we don’t need to take another one.”
I don’t usually gamble, even in Vegas and last night I had my ass handed to me on a concrete platter but tonight?
I had one of those runs where you can feel the bad hands coming and you know when to bet heavy.
I kicked serious ass on the black jack table at the 4 Queens and it was incredible.
The table is looking at me, it’s a 15 dollar table and I dropped 50, dealer is holding a 5 and I doubled down. Won 100 with a 13 hand.
Awesome.
“Did the dealer jerk you off?!”
-Deshaun Watson
Wait! Joke is…
“You don’t have to tell me about bad hands coming.”
– D Watson (Cleveland, Ohio)
made by hand
crafted by passion
vomited by bros
Golden Corral’s new slogan!
Collinsworth went to bed early because his girls were in bed by then.
His voice can put a methhead to sleep
Josh Allen is rattled. Big time.
The only reason I would ever set foot in Kentucky is for the Bourbon trail and/or the Derby. That’s it.
I like Louisville, lots of restaurants and fun bars. Lexington is very pretty, with all the horse farms. Just stay away from the hollers, that’s where the skeery folk live.
Proving i am dfoing vegascon in spirit, here’s a video i took at 2 am at fremont Street earlier this year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=HX7-jjC5TSwLyCmT&v=rIf_aSB_5l4&feature=youtu.be
A pedestrian greeted ne with “What’s up gramps” #Accurate 🤷🏻♂️
Isn’t The Heiress too young to be a mom?
You know that Grand Highlander commercial? The one where the family sings that fucking insipid song? Yeah, they should all be burned at the stake.
To the Vegas continent:
Is there still a strip club on Fremont Street?
Wasn’t when I went there in March, I was at the plaza hotel and casino, which is right across the street from fremont
I figured it would be gone by now. It wasn’t very good and didn’t really fit in with the “Experience” they were trying to create.
Makes sense.
Now we got a bunch of wanna be showgirls asking for $50 for risqué pictures
No. There is not. There are weed stores but no strip clubs.
Not with that attitude.
Time to regroup and tape up the bleeding mess that was Joe Burrow’s fingernail.
And that with a 14 point lead.
Josh McDaniels’ resume?
Pats fans are already calling for him to lead the offense
Well, Pats fans* are morons, so…
*the ones who call in to EEI and say things like “Josh McDaniels should lead this Tom Brady lacking offense”
She’s giving you the condescending look because you didn’t pay for the picture
How much for half an hour?
To be clear, with her, not you. I can’t afford you.
Fuq yeah fremont street. Now I’m jealous