It’s all over after this tilt. What a long day! That extra hour* certainly helped.
*not applicable in Saskatoon
To The Game!
Bills/Bengals:
-Another game, another win put squarely on Allen’s shoulders?
-Wherefore art thou Tee? Only two Tee D’s on the season and they both came way back in week numero deux.
-Josh has the best completion percentage in the league at 71.7%. The Other Side though. He’s tossed interceptions in four straight fixtures. Maybe make it five because Cincy has wracked up 10 picked passes so far.
-Who is Andre Iosivas and why has he vultured a TD in each of the last two games? He has three catches on the year so his TD rate is 66%. A brief search tells me he’s a 6th round rookie wr who is also a Princeton fella. Finally, an alum catches (literally) a break.
-These teams should have 3 losses between them and yet they have 3 each.
-This has got to go over, right? The Bills starting cb’s are out and linebacker is a weakness. Yes, they traded for Rasul Douglas but how much can he contribute off the snide? Safeties Poyer and Hyde better play out of their minds.
-Mixon is listed as questionable but practiced in full both Thursday and Friday.
-Can Buffalo’s BOY TOY/MANTHER backfield of Cook and Latavius Murray exploit a horny, um, a Cincy run D that gives up an average of half a first down on every rush?
-Look for Dalton Kincaid to follow last week’s outburst with more yards-based hijinks. With Dawson Knox injury forcing the Bills into more 11 man looks, Kincaid can really shine as the precise route runner and gluey hands guy that he is.
Do your best.
The natives are out.
Have you guys hit Atomic Liquors yet?
Bills radio is saying Burrow is bleeding from a torn fingernail on his throwing hand.
Spouse says, “Torn cuticle.”
I’ve had several ripped out about halfway down. Half star, wouldn’t recommend.
Owwie.
Josh Allen defined by a Sinatra song. I LOVE THIS GUY!
Collinsworth was shown on the board and I heard a mix of indifference and boos
That extra hour is dragging on my fat arse sommet heavy now, though.
It’s dragging me to an extra beer.
I mean, I didn’t put up much of a fight.
I had to lie down for a bit this afternoon. Didn’t sleep, but I needed peace and quiet. You fuckers are noisy.
Okay, BLEERGH. That’s enough.
That drive sucked all the energy from the crowd.
Y’all make too many penalties. Have you considered committing fewer?
My old friend’s wife, who is easily 50+, uses “rad” in her Facebook posts. I want to stuff a watermelon down her throat. Fuck, that’s so annoying.
That’s gnarly.
what a derpy ass sequence
Oh great, Colinsworth speaking French. This is the fucking end of the world.
He went Oui Oui all the way to the teenager store
Hey Etsy, maybe not hire child molester looking actors to hawk gift buying for kids. Yeesh.
That’s my Bengals. Trying to outsmart everyone.
Maybe Brokeback’s shoulder really is bothering him. That was just awful.
Awful isn’t strong enough. That was bad.
Shogun. In Baltimore that’s called how we order fast food.
Ain’t no lake, ain’t no trout.
That shit tastes fucking terrible, no matter how it’s prepared. Even with the traditional side dish of heroin
you had me at heroine
Blax and I are having girly drinks at the chintzy part. That is all
Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4TGGtPzBU
best part of working at home is finally having a blender at work
Its at Cosmo.
He’s never seen indoor plumbing, El Migr3!
“That Shogun show on FX looks promising” is something I can say because I’m not Bill Parcells.
Red Zone sucks and I will die on that hill or from a seizure from them switching games all the dn time
Agreed. My kids love it. I fucking hate it. And my kids.
Should’ve did that two play ago.
The last time I got a taunting penalty for pointing I was screaming at a naked picture of Harvey Weinstein in a library
If you could look through Joe Burrow’s eyes, what would you see?
Dark Helmet Ludicrous Speed
Joe Burrow was what we called our high school janitor who liked barely legal women
Memorial giveaway at today’s early game in Germany.
nick bosa furious the niners didnt go
Didn’t realize Curt Schilling was willing to donate his stuff.
Home cookin’
the ghost of buddy ryan wants a linebacker to behead josh allen
The Baltimore subreddit is full of ultra-liberal, easily offended snowflakes who try to convince themselves that living in that shithole is “fun”.
Naturally I bomb that sub with negative, very right-leaning comments. It’s hilarious.
I’d like to see a QB running into the end zone and flip off the D. Now that’s taunting.
Taughting on a live ball play during the play? Doesn’t that take the score off the board?
Also, why in the hell is the QB taunting?!
taunting calls are dumb boomerisms…BUT calling taunting at QBs is good since you arent allowed to touch them anymore
Taunting shouldn’t be a penalty. Settle it like gentlemen: pistols at dawn.
nice tackling, asshole
I’m trying, fleshwound_NPG
This is without question the most comfortable seat in a sports book ever.
It’s the comfy chair!
Golden Nugget sports book currently.
So what bets have you made? Vikes to cover is off the table, btw.
We did an early game parlay and a late game parlay and both of them ended up in the Cup of Shame.
What fucking tit brain came up with that Wal Mart Black Friday commercial?
AI
pretty sure most of these commercial scripts are written by cheap AI
What’s your problem with cheap Als?
Bungles Superb Owl!
Bills Superb Owl!
I wish there was a rule where at least once in a game, maybe twice, a pass would turn into a rubber chicken.
andy reid: a real one
jjfozz: thanks
andy reid: no, have it turn into a real chicken
“Or maybe a rubber biscuit, bow, bow?”
-D. Ackroyd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHHjpYb1UEY
Briefcase Full of Blues
Folks
OH MY GOD WILL THERE BE A CROSSOVER WITH EMILY IN PARIS WITH THE PARIS OLYMPICS? IF THERE IS, I’LL FUCKING FUCK KILL THE WORLD
I think I’d be willing to drive the car under these circumstances.
It’s going to be the size of the drum machine truck in Fury Road
“I can’t believe Ted Cruz has only been President for two weeks!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw9YxhMjEr8
Alright, let’s not Hamlin this match up
This game is going to give me a heart attack.
Me too, Well, not because of the game, just during the game.
Here’s your obscure live song while we wait.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ab74QgYqHOQ&ab_channel=JohnFogerty
“Put me in Coach.” is something that Zymm hasn’t said since she was in high school.
Bills! Bengalis! Chicken wings! Butter Chicken! Who Ya Got?
All of them!
— A. Reid
Colinsworth gargling Burrow’s balls
I accepted the Dallas loss with grace and equanimity, and then I see nepo-failures Jac Collinsworth and Chris Simms on my TV and now I’m in a blind rage.
I’m with you. Makes me want to turn communist.
There are very few things in life that I am as certain of as I am that Carrie Underwood does not know how to play the drums.
I enjoy how the NFL Network was talking about how the Cowboys and Eagles really don’t like each other, and at the end of the game, while Hurts is being interviewed, (and praising Dallas), we see Zack Martin and Fletcher Cox autographing jerseys for each other, then laughing while posing for pictures.
No players hate other players because they’re on a certain team. They might hate organizations, (and if one of those organizations is led by a certain Double J, who could blame them?), but they don’t hate each other.
yeah, ever since OAK/DEN in the 1970s, this doesn’t exist past the JV level
The sluggishness that sets in about twenty minutes after eating two pounds of wings is one of the closest feelings a human being can have to sitting next to God.
living the Live Mas life at around 1am has a similar effect
also, wait an hour and then you feel like you are sitting next to satan
As someone who’s blogged about doing the Doritos Locos taco challenge, I know firsthand why this is a bad idea.
Well, after that both of you will be sitting on thrones
Oh Gamblor, praise be in to you too deliver the bills at +4.5 and the under.
Redshirt, all I ask is that y’all guard Khalil Shakir. Don’t let his hips fool ya.
This afternoon slate was one of the few times I think I should’ve just watched a single game instead of RedZone. They kept trying to show me Giants-Raiders and I eventually just started reading about the War of the Fourth Coalition on Wikipedia.
I put it on Fox for the last 8 minutes or so of DAL/PHI, once I got sick of the dueling performance art by the Black Panthers and Vertically Enhanced Persons.
I wonder if Ridley Scott’s Napoleon is going to be worth seeing?
It looks bad ass
I mean, it’s pretty clear how it’s going to end.
I heard it’s going to be short.
Hey Horatio, at least you’re not a Seahawks fan.
What did they do?
Just about nothing.
I can’t complain about the game. Eagles are a better team, it was a good game with Dallas at the 6 with ;27 second left before pretty much every bad thing about Dallas reared up and bit them in the ass.
Yeah, I think Dallas has to get up by 2 scores on Philly to have any chance to win this year.
Seems likely. Pretty clear Dallas’s play-off hopes run through the wild card. They’re certainly not catching Philly.
Look, I haven’t watched any football today, should I really start now?
RULE BREAKING BASTARD MAN
Per the tickets, this is considered Obstructed View.
The family of 7’4″ giants haven’t arrived yet. There’s 16 of them, and they’ve got the entire row directly in front of you.
And they all have spastic colons
That lady should keep standing right there then.