Yes, The City of (even more!) Degenerates is hosting a DFO get-together. As I type this post our brethren are snuggled safely in their escort’s arms, last night’s shenanigans forgotten for now. Please remember to put the agreed-upon monies on the dresser as is Vegas custom!
To The Game!
-Well, what do you know, the game is being hosted by Deutsche Bank Park. The financial institution that is the money launderer to the stars, terrorists, despots, unions and just plain criminals like you and me-well, not me, just you. A quick search tells me that they’ve been fined close to 300 million Adenauers since 2015 by the US alone!
-Tyreek is chasing 2,000 yards but is also chasing the entire Chiefs wide receiver corps and he’s only 171 yards behind. I pooh-poohed the idea of 2K when he announced it, silly me.
-Yeah, those K.C. wr’s are nasty. According to ESPN’s receiver tracking metrics, which analyze separation, catch percentage and yards after catch, as a unit they are dead last. (surprisingly, the Texans Nico Collins and Tank Dell are in the top 7)
-Making things that much more difficult is the fact that Miami’s starting corners are together for the first time all year. Xavien Howard and Jalen Ramsay should shut down the outside.
-The one Chiefs wr that has a bit of momentum is the rookie Rice, whose targets are increasing and who plays out of the slot the majority of the time-he gets slot cb Kader Kohou.
-Tua is playing out of his mind and has a consecutive TD streak of 17 which is the league’s longest right now. His yardage prop of 273.5 seems silly given that he averages 302 so far this year. But the Chiefs are cheap on that end, giving up only 176.1 yards per tilt. Maybe take Mostert’s rush prop, whatever that is.
-There’s one nagging concern about the high-flying Fins and that is that they have yet to beat a team with a winning record. Well, now’s the time.
I once went on a date with a German lass that was from Garmisch Partenkirchen. True story.
Perhaps some breakfast.
“Yes.”
-A. Reid, handing the menu back to the waitress
Call this game the Battle of the Bulge because after rapid early advance an overextended KC team fended off a late desperate breakout attempt by Miami and Andy Reid is fat
Shit. Thought the fins would tie it up .
…and that’s how the game ends. Not with a bang but with a derp.
Mr. Dennis Miller rejected these jokes (something about “not having a show anymore” and “get out of my bathroom”) so you guys get them instead!:
“There’s so many penalties in this game, it’s running afoul of the German Purity Law of 1683!’
“Well I don’t blame (losing QB) here, not even Vercingetorex could have led a successful campaign against that defense!”
“That offensive line yielded faster than the Krugerrand in 1931!”
Oops.
3rd and 26 NFL Blitzkrieg!
Mein gott! Zis spiel hast become tighter than the sphincter of that aspiring Austrian painter during the Battle of Berlin! Will the losers receive a one-way ticket to southern Poland? Ze anticipation is killing me!
if Belichick loses this week and next he’ll be calling you for bunker recommendations
There’s new life at the sports book!
We’ve got Litre, Spam, Blax and Don T at the party now!
Who has the worst hangover? What happened to Armed and Hammered?
Good question! Plus I swear Reverend is here too. I saw him last night for a couple of hours.
I guess he’s the winner of most hungover.
I’m in good shape for a Vegas Sunday morning.
We all expect some questionable behavior now. The eyes of the Clubhouse are upon you.
The Gospel According to Fatthew is inactive.
Oh thanks, I’ll tell Gumby when he drags his ass out of bed.
Well, there goes my Nacua fantasy points.
My intro for that game is all kinds of wrong. Enjoy my stupidity.
Nice scrum
Mostert and Frankfurt always go together well.
We got ourselves a spiel!
Achtung, baby!
unnecessary Putsch on KC in Germany
Like the Soviets, the LOLphins are rallying against the initial shock and destruction.
Kansas City is going Full Scheiße. You never go Full Scheiße.
Sudden change!
No flag on that last hit because he was still moving forward for a first down… Ya pussies…
Brief display of offensive competence by Miami!
McDaniel at the half
And now a display of defensive competence!
This will be just enough to tease a comeback, but not to deliver one.
*sigh*