Your Monday Night NFL Football Open Thread

First things first-I have so many thanks to give to Hippo for filling in while I was putting 1,000+ kilometers on my vehicle this weekend. The dude is always there-just like tWBS was back in the day. Is it a NC State thingy?

Fallout:

-“Regressions? I’ve had a few.”- That’s Mac Jones, a candy cigarette hanging out of his mouth, waxing philosophic after the game in Germany.

-Well, well, well-look who slid slyly into the 2nd overall draft spot in 2024. Why yes, it was Tommy DeVito and The UnDesirables.

-The Steelers have still not outgained a single opponent so far this year. I’m thinking they’re first round playoff fodder at best but if an unscheduled Total Eclipse of the Moon occurs during that scenario, well, all bets are off.

-Noah Brown went off again, this time for 172 Cubits.

-C.J. Stroud is giving me that, “Dan Marino in his rookie year” vibe. That’s two special games in a row. The Deanna Favre in me says it’s a small sample.

-Brain Burners: Indy/Pats, Giants/Cowboys, Jets/Raiders.

-Barn Burners: Browns/Ravens, Lions/Chargers, Texans/Bengals.

-A guy on Sirius said last night, “Arthur Smith is a really smart guy, just ask him if you have a half hour to spare.” Bijan has only received 19 or more touches three times this year-the results are 172, 137 and 106 combined yards. The rest of the time Atlanta has been a shitbag team.

To The Game!

Broncos/Bills:

-Buffalo moves into a playoff spot with a win. This is not a thing I expected to be typing in week 10.

-Latavius Murray has already called two “Players Only” meetings but the most recent one was to ask if anyone had seen his reading glasses recently. Von Miller pointed out that they were on his head.

-Has the Broncos D seen the light? Although overall they give up the 2nd-most points per game (that 70 point loss to the Fins will mess with your metrics) in their last three they’ve held opponents to 19, 17 and 9.

-Diggs is the ball hog that runs the Bills O (how’s that going for the Bills O overall?) but when Gabe Davis is targeted 6 or more times he’s good for 87+ yards and TD’s to boot.

Hey, have a good one out there!

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Doktor Zymm

I had a fantastic time when I went to a Bills game a couple years ago. Thank Glod I did nawt go to this game. What even happens next when you’re a drunkass fan on a Monday night and THAT’S how the game ends?

TheRevanchist

Fornication with farm animals? That’s my guess. We are talking Buffalo.

Doktor Zymm

Nah, it’s industrial, not agricultural. I’m going with skinny dipping accidents in Erie, where skinny dipping is never a good idea

WCS

More than few have already walked into Lake Erie with weights tied to their ankles.

Col. Duke LaCross

They probably head in for the graveyard shift right after they leave the stadium.

Brocky

A game losing 12 men on the field penalty.

I guess the bills were tired of the vikings having all the bad luck

Gatoraids

new Bills special teams coach
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Gatoraids

oops
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TheRevanchist

I just sat down to watch the game with the last 2 plays. That must have been a fantastic game, based on what I saw.

Doktor Zymm

It was fantastically something, not sure what, if I could tell you I would let you know

Horatio Cornblower

The Buffalo Bills have to be the absolute dumbest team in the NFL.

TheRevanchist

Have you ever heard of a franchise called the Cleveland Browns? They have competition!

Doktor Zymm

I also submit the Raiders, with their loss of timeout for throwing a red flag on an automatic review this week as a supporting exhibit

Horatio Cornblower

Both the Browns and the Raiders, while perfectly cromulent examples of dumbassery, managed wins this week.

Advantage: Bills.

Doktor Zymm

I dispute the thesis that managing to pull out a win makes an example of idiocy any less idiotic. That’s like saying that Trump is less of an ass because he won the presidency that one time

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TheRevanchist

Yep. Gotta look at the long term. Like, how long do you keep a coach around after a season you lose every game? How much guaranteed money do you give Watson after sitting out for so long? How do you get rid of a QB who finally took your team to the playoffs after such a long drought? The Bills have at least contended for the last 5 years.

ballsofsteelandfury

Holy shit. What a way to lose a game….

Doktor Zymm

I like the Bills, and this is brutal, but how can you not just LOL?

ballsofsteelandfury

Someone check Hippo for a heart attack

Brocky

They haven’t posted in over 90 minutes someone get us a wellness check!

The Maestro

12 MEN ON THE FIELD LMAO

Mr. Ayo

Proper reminder the Charmslinger always needed the 12th man.

Gumbygirl

Welp, that was a shitshow.

BugEyedBoo

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Doktor Zymm

COUNTING IS HARD GUYS

WCS

HAIL SHANK’LOR PRAISE BLEERGH

ThePirateSloth

HAHAHAHAHA

Brocky

Are you laughing at the miss or the penalty?

ThePirateSloth

Yes

BugEyedBoo

Yes.

ThePirateSloth

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Gatoraids

Fuck the bills
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