Hello there fellow DFO’er.  Hope you’re well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by my brain.  There’s no reason as to why some comments make it and others don’t. Seriously. There isn’t.

This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:
So much of what is best in us is bound up in our love of family, that it remains the measure of our stability because it measures our sense of loyalty [in bed].
Haniel Long

Not even sure how to interpret this one, so gonna leave it alone.

As a reminder, Sunday comments stand alone and Monday comments will go on the next week’s post.

Note that during the offseason, I’ll probably look at the Sunday posts.

Without further ado, here are the comments of the week.

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This story is just delightful.

Fox NFL insider Jay Glazer reported on Sunday afternoon that McDaniels took exception to a comment made by [Antonio] Pierce during that meeting.

Pierce had gotten up to speak on behalf of McDaniels and the coaching staff when he started talking about the need for the Raiders to have their own culture.He used his experience as a member of the Giants the season they won the Super Bowl in 2007-08 as an example.

“He brought up the old Giants team that beat the [New England Patriots], Josh McDaniels’ team, in the Super Bowl in the 2007 season,” Glazer reported. “He said, ‘no matter who we played, we thought we could beat them. We had a game plan where we could beat them. We had to believe that and that’s not here.

“‘We have to believe that at the Raiders, we can beat anybody.’ He finishes up that speech, everyone thinks they’re great except for Josh McDaniels.”

The comments, according to Glazer, did not sit well with the then-head coach and he took Pierce aside to address them.

“Josh McDaniels then goes over to him and says, ‘don’t ever talk about the Patriots like that,’”
Dunstan

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My nephew just got home from school with a packet of homework. I really want to tell him that concept of homework is a tool created by the man to normalize unpaid overtime.
Sharkbait

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Dammit. The crew left for home leaving only brick and myself.

So?

Top fucking shelf steakhouse with a view of the entire downtown from the 24th floor.
Killer bottle of wine, filet mignon, French onion soup, some bone marrow on crostini, and old school Vegas service.

Yesterday it was a chili dog at the sports book.

Vegas is a town of contrasts.

Thanks Brick! That was an incredible meal experience.

Home tomorrow.
yeah right

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Due to everything I’ve heard, I think I really need to visit Sudbury, Ontario….
ballsofsteelandfury

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I don’t usually drink during the week, but I’m going to get a little crazy tonight.

/prepares hot chocolate
//adds whipped cream
///adds tiny marshmallows

Look out world!!
Horatio Cornblower

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How great would it be if someone got forced out of bounds right into Q-A-RON and ruptured his spleen
BrettFavresColonoscopy

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I think the Chargers have a real advantage here, because with everyone loudly cheering for the other team it’s gonna be just like a home game for them.
Horatio Cornblower

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Home safe and sound and holy fuck that was fun.

This crew of people is just as much fun as they are dangerous.

I mean that in the best way possible.

Love you fucking guys.
yeah right

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Possible sign of hope. My mother, the same person who in 2020 compared Donald Trump to David in the Bible, voted FOR the Abortion Rights Issue. And she’s not only still Christian, but her faith has grown deeper.

I think the Non-Far-Right-Ass-Sucking-Republicans may be getting tired of the Far Right Bullshit.
Redshirt

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You know what, here are the bands I fucking hate:

The Beatles
The Beatles
The Beatles
The Moody Blues
Captain Beefheart
Frank Zappa
The Beatles
Every fucking disco song
Any song my wife has ever played while we’re in the car
The Beatles
jjfozz

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Comment seen on board discussing Qurt & Qaaron:

“Based upon my own research, the COVID vaccine prevents Achilles tendons from snapping.”
BeefReeferLives

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Can’t believe the guy who can’t kick 59 yards didn’t make a 59 yard field goal.
SonOfSpam

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November 9, 2023 9:32 pm
1st and 30? NFL BLITZ!
Mr. Ayo

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November 9, 2023 9:32 pm
1st and 30 NFL BLITZ
fleshwound_NPG

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November 9, 2023 9:32 pm
1st & 30 NFL BLITZ!
Sharkbait

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NFL Blitz: the Blair Witch of videogames?
BrettFavresColonoscopy

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Love to get Blax’s thoughts on Arizona misunderestimating their cash on hand by a mere $240 million.

Arizona's president tells faculty that "draconian cuts" are coming due to budget problems. Seems the university miscalculated their cash on hand by $240 million dollars. "Cutting sports programs" on the table.https://t.co/T26NdZw4ZI

— Matt Brown (@MattBrownEP) November 9, 2023

Horatio Cornblower

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Al Michaels has officially run out of fucks, and it’s surprisingly enjoyable to listen to.
Beerguyrob

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I am considering a trip to Winter Carnival in Quebec this year if anyone wants the next DFO-Con to be in America’s hat.

Some extremely brief research tells me my best bet is just to drive the 7.5 hours. Much cheaper than a flight, and 10+ hours shorter than a train.
Horatio Cornblower

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Theme of the next DFO-con should be Get Redshirt Laid
King Hippo

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We get an awful lot of the Kelce bros, but I don’t hate them. They seem aight.
SonOfSpam

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Oh great the woman on the metro is screaming about how we’re all talking about her telepathically.
BrettFavresColonoscopy

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is that…a sexy rexy jersey?
fleshwound_NPG

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I hate poker so much.

Monthly tournament. In addition to the money we play for points, top 10 make the year end tournament, where the top 3 can win some not insignificant cash. Going into tonight I’m in 10th place, by one point. I need to beat three people.

Two of them go out. Down to me and the only guy who can catch me. Guy next to me goes all in, trying to (again) steal my blind, because he knows I need points. Which is fair. But I have A-Q, and I know he’s trying to steal the blind. Good chance he has nothing.

I call. He groans, turns over 9-7.

Gets a straight on the river. Out I go, no year end for me. Fucking poker.

Anyway, I went outside and slashed his tires.
Horatio Cornblower

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If I were Scottish it would be moose in the hoose instead of mouse in the house. I wonder how Moose is doing?
Doktor Zymm

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I haven’t been skeet shooting in years and I’ve been missing it recently. It would probably be overkill to camp out by the sink with a 12 gauge full of buckshot, right?
Doktor Zymm

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Blax: Is veteran. Is good at being American.

Veterans Day: is Saturday.

Blax: is working on Veterans Day.
blaxabbath

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Chocolate eating dumbass dog survived the night, yay!
Gumbygirl

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Boots on the ground in Honolulu. It’s weird having the night thread up at 3 in the afternoon
Sharkbait

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November 12, 2023 9:17 am
I am only here so I don’t get fined.
litre_cola

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CALL THIS GUY HILL THE A-10 WARTHOG CUZ HES A TANK KILLER.
Gatoraids

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I’ll admit when I’m wrong. That French restaurant was great. I asked the waiter, “Look, I don’t know anything about French food. Your recommendation will make or break my night. Should you choose wrong, the vengeance of my house will be visited upon you.”
jjfozz

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I just turned on the news. I don’t know dick about fuck, but I suspect that storing highly flammable material under the 10 freeway is a bad idea. Call me crazy!
Gumbygirl

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French restaurant for my birthday dinner
Ravens fucking shit the bed
In laws coming over for dinner tonight

Can you Door Dash heroin?
jjfozz

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I’ve been digging deep into the DFO Bylaws Library Archives of Bylaws and it turns out, the 6th member of the founding council never officially made his blood oath! That means the Laws of Confederation were never officially ratified! This means that the so-called “mandatory” games aren’t mandatory at all! We’re free!
herodotus450

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Last night for movie night, I made an array of pizza bagels, with all different toppings and homemade sauces, as our movie snacks. I called it a pizzchuterie, MrsSloth called it a schmizzargsabord. This is why we’re together.
ThePirateSloth

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Melissa Stark’s celebrating her birthday in Vegas and suddenly Zach’s extremely interested as to whether she has kids.
Horatio Cornblower

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Zach was just a bit out of bounds — like when he asked Saleh’s mom what her favorite breakfast was
Downfield Matriculator

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Good evening. I just came here to say

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Don T

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