Let’s keep it moving.
To The Games!
Vikes/Raiders:
Vegas has very quietly put together the 13th ranked pass defense and it will be stress tested by a young wr that goes by the name of JJ. Since offensive genius McDaniels was booted off the team Jacobs has trotted out a 90.8 yard average. At 6-6 Minny is right in the middle of the playoff muddle-their chances of getting in rise to 60% with a win. Dobbs needs to clean up his play-his habit of throwing into tight windows has resulted in 5 interceptions the last two weeks.
Seahawks/Niners:
These guys just played 18 days ago. Nice work yet again, sked makers. Did you know that San Franny is 16-0 when Purdy, Deebo and McCaffrey are all healthy? They get into the playoffs with a win and a Minny or Packers loss. Walker should make his return after missing three weeks but will he be enough to break the Niners ten game divisional win streak?
Bills/Chiefs:
K.C.’s Sword of Damocles on defense is the designed run play-so much effort has been focused on stopping the pass (rightfully so) that they are 31st in that category. I don’t think that’ll be much of an issue vs Buffalo though, they’ve held back the careers of Moss, Singletary and now Cook by utilizing the most unimaginative run plays available.
Broncos/Chargers:
Is this Ekeler’s “get right” game? In his last two tilts he’s averaged 2.1 ypc but Denver has given up a perky 5.2. The Slinger of Charm has a healthy 16 game pass TD streak going! The defensive genius Staley got the first shutout of his three year tenure but it was the Pats so it shouldn’t count. Qb’s Tua, Goff, Patty, Cousins and Love have hung 300+ yards on the Chargers and the count might just rise to six after today.
Be yourself in the comments.
McDermott didn’t mean the 9/11 hijackers had good communication. He meant to say the Japanese pilots at Pearl Harbor had good communication. Totally different.
“the germans were all gas, no brakes.”
-s. mcdermott
Fuck me, I kind of need a cigarette. And I didn’t even particularly care who won that game.
Thanks for the birthday present, Raiders.
You said you wanted a REAL SURPRISE
It seems like the universe took me seriously about the whole virgin-ghosting thing. IT WAS A JOKE, ALL RIGHT?
Pretty well-established now that you can’t win with Toni Tone Toney. As Giants draft picks go, the Eli Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfoxsfhi-kk
swifties gotta hurry up and dox matt nagy or else the chiefs are gonna be the funniest one-and-done in awhile
I need a live feed to the Chiefs Locker Room for Non Sexy Reasons.
But if there’s any good eye candy please do let it slide for those of us who like that sort of thing
Chiefs are imploding? I’ll be in my bunk.
Say what you will about McDermott, but at least he believes there were actually hijackers and that they accomplished something.
sean mcdermott has hijacked the bills downward before the team crashed down
*spiral
try making a good joke with a 3 year old on your lap and firefox fucks up
. . . as Toney slowly leaves the building . . .
…as Patrick puts the car in gear and turns towards Toney…
Feels just like 9/11 for Coach McDermott!
I don’t “love” seeing Toney fail but I don’t not hate it either.
Is the Chiefs #runbad stronger than the Bills graveyard curse?
TIS!
imma go play some Kirby till the NFC East game my expectations are way too high for
I swear that Toney is just working for bookies at this point
toney, once again dave gettleman is fucking up the game of football
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you get a Kubiak, and YOU get a Kubiak….
BANANACAKES!
DOUBLE BANANANANANASNASVAKES!
oh, Toney gon’ get cut tomorrow. BUHLEE DAT!
Ok, so it’s nawt this missed field goal that’ll fuck the Bills. Should I just say ‘big play alert’ now? Or wait until the Chiefs score on some 80 yd play?
THERE IT IS!
josh allen would be awesome af if he didnt have the sex cannon fuck it gene
Counterpoint, he might nawt be in the nfl without that gene
Ghost of John McLaughlin: “Wrong! Both of you! Allen has the gene, but he has accuracy to temper him chucking it up there!”
Machine Gun Kelly on a celebration of the history of rap. You’re doing it wrong.
Welcome to the NFL Mr. Hockey Equipment!
I’ve always wondered this:
At the end of each NFL game, do they collect all the sideline hats and save them, or throw them out?
Maybe they send them to Africa to go with all those 2007 undefeated Patriots shirts?
MOAR LATTERALS
I was pretty impressed the fat guy caught his in stride. Sure didn’t know what to do with it next, though.
They really need to practice it more with the linemen. Give them experience getting the ball and getting it to a skill position player.
If I were a footballer, “My Cause My Cleats” would be The Nihilism Foundation
Futurama – Voter Apathy Party (youtube.com)
Cuntpuntrecovery.org
On to #10: Talisker 2012 Old Particular 10yr
Oh wow, smells like butterscotch