Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: New Twists

Happy Friday! This post kind of snuck up on me to be honest. The family has done a lot of travel over the past few weeks. Hawaii and California a couple weeks ago and last week into this week was a trip to Maine and down to the Cape. All of a sudden it’s Thursday and now I need a cocktail. The good thing about being on the Cape this time of year is the plethora of fresh cranberries available. There are tons of little bogs that people have on their property and bag up their cranberries and sell them roadside. One of these places is near our place, and we made sure to get a giant bag of fresh berries before we left. With that, I wanted to make something with them and came up with a spin on an Old Fashioned that I think will work out:

2 oz. Rye whiskey

1 Orange Slice

4 fresh cranberries

1 tsp (or cube) sugar

Add the orange slice, cranberries and sugar to a shaker and muddle. Add the whiskey and ice. Shake until chilled and fine strain into a rocks glass with a giant ice cube. Garnish with an orange twist and more cranberries

Fairly faint aroma up front. The orange is the most prevalent, with a hint of whiskey underneath. Other than that, I don’t pick up much. But then again, it’s hard to compete with strong citrus and booze smells.

This is a strong drink that’s for sure. Which shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone considering it’s essentially an old fashioned with cranberry. That being said, the rye is the star here. I opted for rye since that is what I always have on hand, and I was thinking the orange citrus combined with the slightly sour fresh cranberry would go better with the rye as opposed to bourbon. Though I don’t think bourbon would be a bad move if that’s what you prefer. The sugar mixes with the rye up front, giving the impression that this will be overly sweet. But the more the sip evolves, the more flavors come through and the sugar recedes into a background player, and a muted orange flavor comes in to take its place.

Initially, I didn’t get much of the cranberry. I thought when the orange took over that was that. But when I was finishing, I picked it up. The faint taste of the cranberry. Knowing what to look for, I was able to discern more of the flavor profile early. It’s very faint, but it’s there. That’s my fault though. I intentionally went light on the cranberries. I erred on the side of caution, not wanting their sour/tartness to take over, which can easily be done. Clearly 4 muddled berries was nowhere near enough, so I’ll be adding more next time to try and bring out the flavor.

I liked this old fashioned riff. It’s different and very festive. Plus, it’s a great use of any fresh cranberries which are now in season. I highly suggest picking some up if you can, and using them here.

(Banner image courtesy Matthew Tetrault Photography)

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Doktor Zymm

My big ol’ box of mail order wine just arrived! Imma order some dinner to go with it

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

My dyed in the wool Catholic, conservative grandfather hated Rudy Giuliani. He was also an alum of Manhattan College and thought Rudy brought disgrace to it when he had the affair in the late 90s. I remember ‘adulterer’ being used when he came up as a kid.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

My favorite part from the Rudy lawsuit was Sean Astin saying he had no fucking idea about Georgia anything and they made a terrible mistake bringing him to Manhattan

Doktor Zymm

Woo, done with interviews for the week!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[is hoping he is saying the same thing in about three months] – Brandon Staley

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Rudy Jewliani was my favorite, he would slander his Shabbat goy and bang the rabbi’s wife

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Rudy cousin is the rabbi’s wife?

Gumbygirl

I’m over in Riverside babysitting the critters while SIL is getting rained on in the Bahamas on her birthday. I just got home from the mall. It was horrible, like you’d expect a week before Christmas. But the worst thing is, I forgot my fucking weed, and the nearest dispensary is the whole way over in the Moreno Valley. Kill me now.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Next time I come to Palm Springs (maybe in the spring?) remind me and I’ll bring you a big jar of stuff that I grew in the garden. The seeds originally came from tWBS.

Gumbygirl

We will burn one (two or three) in his memory!

Redshirt

If Rudy is ever gonna flip, it’s right now. His friends are going to abandon him faster than you can say “New phone. Who this?” And his only financial prospects are either robbing a bank or open an OnlyFans account, which honestly I wouldn’t put both past him.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Rudy Giuliani right now (artist’s conception):

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scotchnaut

I’ve sold literally tons of turkeys over the past three weeks. If they could actually fly, that would have made the logistics end of things much, much cheaper.

WCS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTW-mSEKC-s&t=419s

Ben Murphy knows about turkeys.

Redshirt
King Hippo

Just back from the Wilson School of Textiles, Wolven Sort HippoSPAWN is now a galdurned college graduate!

scotchnaut

“How many Collages did she make?”

-Georges Braque

scotchnaut

You fucking savages that didn’t bother to read about Fauvism and Cubism. This is a quality joke!

Brick Meathook

The only sports information I really get is either from watching the games (I turn down the volume for the pregame/halftime shows), this website here, and the sports section of The Wall Street Journal.

If you’ve never experienced the luxury of the WSJ Sports page, here’s a screenshot of today’s issue. Note that all of the stories are really about money; most of them mention it in the headline. This is a sports page geared to the great 1%.

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Horatio Cornblower

Yes, I’m afraid I shan’t be able to enjoy my annual sojourn to Zurich, where I visit my hidden money, if I don’t have simply the latest in skiing technology.

Brick Meathook

The WSJ has helpful articles for all four of your annual vacations.

Game Time Decision

You HAVE to try telemarking the next time you’re here, it’s so freeing

Horatio Cornblower

I cross-country ski, (well, I did when it used to snow), and I’ve tried telemarking before.

It has not gone well.

Doktor Zymm

Does Golf Hate Us?
I know I ask myself that every single day

Horatio Cornblower

It’s nice that those women got a $148 million verdict against Giuliani, but there’s a better chance that I’ll shit diamonds than there is they collect half that.

Hopefully Giuliani does the right thing and (verb of your choice goes here) himself.

SonOfSpam

Sadly, the verb will be “pleasures”

I hope those two women get something, anything for the shit these ghouls put them through.

Horatio Cornblower

I’m OK with him pleasuring himself so long as he emulates David Carradine while doing so.

And also if I don’t have to see it.

Redshirt

I’m not opposed. He did help us recover from 9/11. If he’s going out swinging, he should do it with a smile.

Horatio Cornblower

He didn’t do shit to help the US recover from 9/11. That fucking ghoul rebuilt his reputation, which was in tatters because he was a shit mayor, on the corpses of hundreds of dead firemen and cops, many of whom were put in harm’s way because of Rudy and his administration’s decisions about positioning and communications.

9/11 was the best thing to ever happen to Rudy, and if it didn’t happen his garbage ass would likely have been kicked to the curb and forgotten years ago.

‘America’s Mayor’ my fucking ass.

Horatio Cornblower

(I really, really, really do not like Giuliani)

Redshirt

I’m sure glad you cleared this up because you’re last post was ambiguous to say the least.

scotchnaut

He’s the William Hale Thompson of Frank Rizzo’s!

scotchnaut

That persona was pushed by corporate media and was a lesson in self-aggrandizing. He was the same person then that he is now.

Horatio Cornblower

The plaintiffs should sell the rights to the lawsuit to a debt collection agency for 7 cents on the dollar, then let those ghouls go after Rudy.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That’s be $10 million, which would be hard to say no to getting immediately.

Redshirt

BREAKING NEWS: MORALLY BANKRUPT TROLL NOW FINANCIALLY BANKRUPT

Gumbygirl

I’ll give you a verb and a prepositional phrase because I’m fancy like dat: Hopefully Giuliani does the right thing and fucks himself with a garden weasel.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

We would have also accepted “a regular weasel”.

Those things have got some teeth:

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Gumbygirl

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blaxabbath

“Clearly 4 muddled berries was nowhere near enough…”

– Jury Foreman, Explaining Rudy Giuliani’s Mental Capacity At The Time Of The Insurrection

Doktor Zymm

Just finished an hour-long coding interview (where said he hasn’t seen anyone use my particular solution before, not sure if that’s a good thing or not) and now I have a 90 minute break before 2 more hour long interviews that consist of the second half of a final round interview split between yesterday and today. Will be very ready for a cocktail after that!

Next week I think it’ll just be one quick ‘soft skills’ interview since we’re coming up on the holidays, but then starts up again in Jan with at least one final round interview already in the works. Phew, actual work will feel super stress-free after all this interviewing, plus actual work pays money which is nice

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Tonight is pretty much my last chance to get mega-drunk before dealing with all kind of family and holiday crap so I should probably take full advantage of it.

Horatio Cornblower

Family and holiday crap is the reason to get mega-drunk.

blaxabbath

Do these software places make all their money by simply getting 95% of their development completed by interviewers?

Doktor Zymm

Nah, none of the coding is actually useful, it just uses common logic

Game Time Decision

Good luck on all the interviews

Doktor Zymm

Thanks! I think they went okay, but I’m not really sure because I always leave an interview feeling like I did horribly. I don’t understand people who are confident about interviews

Redshirt

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WCS

The Spanoi clan is proof we still need public pillories.

blaxabbath

It’s all for entertainment.

ThePirateSloth

Consumers said New Twist was bland and uninspiring. So here’s some old Twist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qApIQt4qKjg

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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Gumbygirl

I read that, the only interesting fact in the whole article is that 2024 is a Leap Year. Rich people trying to screw each other, blah blah blah, February 29th!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

How many times can one man be under federal investigation before he finally gets hauled away to prison?

Asking for an orange non-friend.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Where has this song been all my life?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_USHKQ4Ntc8

2Pack

Nice. This is also from JAG

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Horatio Cornblower

There are much better photos of her, from her Cinemax days.

2Pack

Because we at the Clubhouse care…

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blaxabbath

Tell us more about Hawaii!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

It’s a tropical island chain west of California.

WCS

Caused by a volcanic hotspot on the ocean floor, will eventually stop growing when the Earth’s plates shift away from said hotspot, and it’s destruction was avoided by a rouge Navy SEAL operator during an international incident in 1992.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O3ibD82k9Y&ab_channel=T-VirusTerrance

SonOfSpam

It is a land of contrasts.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Their primary export is corn.

WCS

Which in New Hawaii is called “maize.”

Gumbygirl
Brick Meathook

Holy shit I remember this.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

So what do you call it? A RYeast Infection?

WCS

Staley and Telesco out at Clippers HQ.

Spanoi clan on the phone to immediately inquire about the availability of Josh McDaniels and Hue Jackson.

SonOfSpam

Chargers hire Duce Staley, save on relabeling parking space.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[is impressed] – Mike Brown

Horatio Cornblower

They probably won’t even have to change the interior nameplates, considering the deuce Brandon Staley dropped all over the field last night.

LemonJello

No matter how well they clean house, Kroenke isn’t giving them back their security deposit.

blaxabbath

This is a franchise that needs to go our and get Joe Flacco!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’ve been looking for something brandy-based to call a “St. Bernard” – I wonder how this would taste with brandy in place of the rye.

Game Time Decision

Cranberries are the devils turds

WCS

Mayonnaise is the devil’s jizz.

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Aw, shit…

LemonJello

A Mayo Bowl is on Andy Reid’s top infinity list of light snacks.

ballsofsteelandfury

Trader Joe’s has a Nantucket Cranberry Pie that’s delicious. Would probably make a good pairing with this drink.

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/ Waits for the joke….

2Pack

Takes the low hanging fruit…

I once knew a girl from Nantucket…

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Who fed Coach Reid clams from a bucket…

Gumbygirl

He ate her clam pie
And thought he might die
But felt better after he upchuckit!

2Pack

I remember brandy old fashions were a popular drink among my parents and their crowd.

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