Steelers! Ravens! Sleet! Freezing Rain! Snow! Open Thread!

So they’re saying the weather might make this an even uglier game than expected. I’m not anticipating much in the way of scoring here but perhaps it’ll end up being entertaining in other ways.

To The Game!

Steelers/Ravens:

-Masonic Rules: Rudolph has done the unlikely-he’s been just good enough. Wins over Cincy and Seattle have Pitt in the position of being able to squirt into the post-season even if they lose. (if the stars align and that bakers dozen of rooster claws arrive in time)

-Baltimore’s lineup is doing a fine impression of a pre-season game what with so many staters out of the game. And who’s to say how many more get pulled at halftime?

-History would appear to favor the Steelers given that they’re 6-1 vs the Ravens since 2020.

-Back From the Scrap Heap: Mel Gordon will no doubt get the bulk of the carries as the game goes on. Remember when he was relevant?

-Speaking of, expect Pitt to sell out and stop that run game because they’ve been exposed by San Fran and Indy. Besides, no one is afraid of Bateman, Agholor and Treadwell.

-The O/U on this tilt is a sparse 34.5-tis folly to expect back-and-forth action.

-Drought: Should the Steelers get to the next stage don’t expect too much-they haven’t advanced in the playoffs since 2016.

-Fans Were Right: To Blame Canada. The running game has risen from the grave, Pickens is finally getting moved around/put in motion and the overall play-calling is a bit more imaginative.

Talk amongst yourselves.

 

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fleshwound_NPG

personal fav famous nipples (rock concerts arent usually cold but apparently that one was)

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yeah right

Nice Gretsch. With the Bigsby bridge.

Might have to break mine out and get electric.

fleshwound_NPG

duesenberg!

yeah right

Poison Ivy plated a Gretsch too.

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WCS

Wait… Since when did Nelson Agholor learn to catch?

Gumbygirl

That is the fugliest bathing suit. Looks like she’s wearing an incontinence pad.

King Hippo

Plenty of times, one walks off the pitch with blown ACL (especially after a non-contact injury like that). I wouldn’t be encouraged.

WCS

Many a Yinzer’s bungholes are clenched.

King Hippo

at least not due to some questionably fresh Polish sausage (this once)

WCS

Both.

Mr. Ayo

Alternate: Phoebe Cates

King Hippo

oh my YES

Redshirt

Honorable Mention: Jennifer Aniston and the person who turned the air conditioner down on the set of Friends.

Redshirt

Matt Canada had it written in his Separation Agreement that the Steelers must use his playbook and gameplay in the first three quarters of the Week 18 game?

WCS

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fleshwound_NPG

offensive football! a long forward pass!

Mr. Ayo

TO THE SUPER BOWL! STILLERS!

Redshirt

As a Bengals fan seeing another season go sideways by a superstar taking a slow, injured, gingerly walk to the locker room in an away game in Baltimore

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

This is boring. Shouldn’t a game with the Steelers be….

/puts on sunglasses

…riveting?

YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!

Mr. Ayo

Fucking TJ Watt: The Dani Rhodes Biopic

Cecil Rhodes

Tyler Huntley’s jersey number is fitting, no?

clint greasewood

How far can Justin Tucker kick in this rain. Need Baltimore to help out a certain team in Western New York.

WCS

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Gumbygirl

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King Hippo

Welcome to Pill Town, TJ Watt. Population: YOU!

WCS

Am I enjoying this game? I’m honestly not sure.

It’s definitely being played. I can’t refute that.

WCS

Now I’m not enjoying it.

TJ’s knee just went asplode.

WCS

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We lost Lacey.

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fleshwound_NPG

top 10 famous nipples

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Only five contenders?

WCS

Space Karen needs to stop being weird, and get to Mars.

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blaxabbath

Man it has been COLD this week. Finally easing off a bit today but, man, I’m so excited for the day I can spend my winters in Hawaii and snowbird the F out of here.

Mr. Ayo

Hold up, you got DFO dollars?

blaxabbath

They’re pinned to TSLA. Always have been.

Cecil Rhodes

Stunning AND brave, you might say!

Brick Meathook

I’m glad he survived the concentration camp.

Redshirt

I’ve changed my mind. I want to see the Steelers in the playoffs, just to see who they put behind center.

fleshwound_NPG

not the first time mason rudolph fumbled away a golden opportunity on jan 6th

Redshirt

Ravens are peacefully and patriotically marching into the Steelers backfield.

Mr. Ayo

On the positive side, Rudolph didn’t take a sack there.

fleshwound_NPG

hooray late season contract bonus sack!

King Hippo

Asking for the class – what are Yinzers’ chances if they get Most Glorious DRAW?

Mr. Ayo

Then DUVALLLLLL would have to lose and the Clots and 500s have any result EXCEPT Most Glorious Draw.

This would be a great result.

Redshirt

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King Hippo

oh man, y’all do NOT want to hope on the Donks tomorrow…

Redshirt

That’s the one good thing about the Bengals being out; don’t have to worry about teams I’ve spent the season laughing at bailing us out.

blaxabbath

Some people…….

BrettFavresColonoscopy

“Ok, we’ll buy the rights but is Lori Loughlin really ready to play a grandma?”

Gumbygirl

If you can name these people, you are old as fuck like me

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Mr. Ayo

By this metric, I am not old as fuck

BugEyedBoo

I think second from the left is Run Jeremy.

BugEyedBoo

Lol damn autocorrect

Gumbygirl

Nice try, but no.

Brick Meathook

Looks like Roy Rogers, Don Adams, Bob Newhart, and some football player.

Gumbygirl

Nope. Looks like him though.

Gumbygirl

You have the first three. Gumby says the 4th one is George Foreman.

yeah right

That’s definitely George Foreman.

Mr. Ayo

Last person in that picture I would have guessed made a fortune on selling grills

Doktor Zymm

I don’t even know what those plaid things are

Gumbygirl

70’s ” fashion.” No wonder we were/are all on drugs.

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Cecil Rhodes

This match has been utter bollocks so far! If things don’t improve quickly, those soaked fans might think about staging their own January 6th insurrection!

Redshirt

Maybe no one wants to win this game?

Mr. Ayo

BLEEEERGH happily steps in

King Hippo

BLEERGH always wins. Through BLEERGH, all things are possible. All hail BLEERGH.

Doktor Zymm

I know I don’t!

Gumbygirl

Ok, I’m mad again.

King Hippo

Feel better – in no man’s land there, they probably go for it on 4th and don’t get it.

fleshwound_NPG

dio-sabbath bumper music? oh shit

King Hippo

Every other Yinzer offensive play has been an inch from absolute disaster,

King Hippo

Melvin Gordon is so aptly named.

Gumbygirl

I was mad about that punt. I’m not mad anymore!

fleshwound_NPG

the change has been sudden!

Mr. Ayo

STILLERS TO THE SUPER BOWL!

fleshwound_NPG

this crew couldnt even do a high school homecoming right

ArmedandHammered

Afternoon all!

King Hippo

And to think, Mason is accomplishing all this DESPITE Mike Tomlin! – Yinzer sportsball talk radio

BugEyedBoo

A lot of folks don’t like Tomlin, but I can’t qwhite put my finger on as to why.

Gumbygirl

Thank you Baby Jesus. Thank you Ricky Bobby!

litre_cola

Come to Alberta next week.

fleshwound_NPG

4k, 8k, 69k, doesnt matter what tv you got, nature can still make a game look like an out of focus 70s porn film

Mr. Ayo

The weather in Charm City looks as miserable as a jjfozz night with his family.

Doktor Zymm

Ugh, nfl+ keeps freezing. Might go back to video games. Moar like NFL-, AMIRIGHT??

litre_cola

I bet on the Yinzers, adjust accordingly

Doktor Zymm

FAA grounding 171 737 MAX planes as a gesture of solidarity for the Jets being out of the playoffs

fleshwound_NPG

“if he gets fired hes got a spot on my coaching staff.”

-a. reid

fleshwound_NPG

today is jan 6th. mason rudolph is gonna ball the fuck out

King Hippo

After his riveting pre-game speech – None of y;all BLEEEEEPPPPP better make me look bad on Trump Vengeance Day!

ballsofsteelandfury

The tale of today’s game will be turnovers. That will dictate who wins.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Man, if it weren’t raining, donuts would be great.

Doktor Zymm

“no one will fault the Ravens for sitting Lamar unless it it turns out not to work”

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Oh man I legit forgot there was football today.

This must be how Trent Green goes through life.

Gumbygirl

Riding his Purple Monkey straight into the Dishwasher!