Welcome back to the festivities! Are the pizza, pills and booze at the ready? I’m sure they are. Let’s go.
To The Game!
Packers/Cowboys:
-Huh. I didn’t realize that Love finished #2 (gross!) in TD passes this year. How he did that with starters Watson and Doubs being banged up most of the time and tight ends Musgrave and Kraft being serviceable but nothing special tells me that there is more to come. Especially with Wicks and Reed stepping up as rookies.
-Harbinger?: Green Bay is 5-0 at AT&T Stadium. Of course getting the W today is a hard ask given the way that Dallas has played at home this year.
-Dallas Never Gets The Calls!: Au contraire, mon chou-chou. The team led the league in first downs via penalty flags with a robust 43.
-Reminder: It’s a bit hard to believe that this young-ish Packers squadoo was dead in the water at one point. After nine games they were sitting at 3-6.
-The rumor has yet to be confirmed but Micah Parsons eats planets for breakfast.
-Personal Observation: I don’t want Jerry Jones to have any nice things. I won’t be taking any questions.
-Though Green Bay is on a roll, so is Jaire Alexander’s ankle. He’s a game-timer and should he not be able to play there’s no way Lamb lies down in Arlington.
-Much will be made of the playoff history between these teams and for once I think it’s warranted. There’s been several memorable tilts but they’re also tied in second place in all-time playoff wins with 36.
Show me what you got.
If I were to tell you that one real team and one imaginary team from Texas would have a playoff game this weekend and one of them won, you’d think it was the real team. You’d be wrong, though, it was the imaginary one.
“I wonder if we can get home by midnight.”
“I wonder if my keycard still works.”
McCarthy asked Lafleur to send him some ice cream.
YEAAH THERE WE GONE
Oh hey, I guess the final score will make it seem like it was a close game
The sad fact is that there probably would be several teams fighting to hire Mike McCarthy, but that’s because, like Jerry Jones, NFL owners are a bunch of old morons who constantly recycle the same coaching retreads because they consider them members of the club.
Uncle Ed used to call Marvin Lewis “New Year’s Milk Carton” because his teams would disappear in January
Banner this.
I would’ve also accepted it spoiled by January.
Good on DAL to come within 16 at the 2 min warning. These between playoff games layover 🤮
There’s Bearsenschiesse, what is the Dallas equivalent?
I think you just say “first round of the play-offs”
You could even flip the coinage, yesterday the Browns pulled a Dallas
Why in the fuck would you pass?!
Mike McCarthy hacking his best time management plays into the green bay coms
Yes, Greg Olsen. Football teams will fight to recruit Mike McCarthy. In Germany!
“Country’s full!”
– Jim T., Düsseldorf, Germany