Your Chiefs/Ravens Open Thread

Let’s do this!

Chiefs/Ravens:

-Difference-Maker?: MVS maybe? The Baltimore D can’t be had in too many places but pass plays outside the numbers is a bit of a weakness and for K.C. this is a strength-they averaged 7.4 yards per completion and connected at a 69.3% rate.

-Scrambled or Over-Easy?: Lamar! prefers scrambled, as he ran for 489 yards on non-designed runs. Given that the Chiefs blitzed the 4th-most times Jackson needs to get chunk plays with his legs when the pocket collapses.

-Scoring defense-wise these are the two best teams in the NFL-the Ravens allow only 16.5 points per game and the Chiefs are at 17.3. That said, I’d take the over of 44 given the talent of the opposing qb’s. When they’ve played each other the lowest total was 51.

-Baltimore is 10-3 ATS in their last 13 games.

-Bad News For Spags: Since he took over as Chiefs DC in 2019 his defenses have allowed the most qb rushing TD’s.

-Kelce needs 6 catches to tie Jerry Rice for the most in the playoffs.

-As everyone expected, Kadarius Toney is a no-show for the game. Whatever, it’s only a conference championship. I feel sorry for his new baby girl, knowing how often he’s going to drop her.

-Taylor Swift is 8-3 when attending games.

-Injuries: Joe Thuney is out, Marlon Humphrey, Mark Andrews and Pacheco are in.

-Pacheco is key in that when K.C’s rushing number passes the 100 yard threshold they are 7-2. When they fail to reach it they fall to 6-4. As individual players go, the Ravens have only allowed 100+ yards to Zach Moss and Jerome Ford.

Enjoy the tilt.

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Brocky

I had this comment all ready to go about how both the bills let Josh Allen down and the ravens let Lamar Jackson down, but talking heads will only acknowledge it for Allen …..

And then the ravens played the dumbest quarter of football with in recent memory

Doktor Zymm

I’m surprised the Shield let this happen, the maximum amount of kneeldown time means something like 4 fewer commercials

NotShogunButShogun

Well my tits are bored off already.

TheRevanchist

Get some bolt-ons and some booze.

Brocky

Obj in post game:

y’all thought I was a locker room cancer?

Redshirt

Cincinnati, Baltimore and Pittsburgh are sitting at home going “We lost the division to these idiots?!”

Redshirt

Touche; its a Icarus sort of thing.

Downfield Matriculator

Hey the Steelers beat them twice — but also lost to the cardinals patriots and colts in a row so are not here to get their shit pushed in by Mahomes since they let Josh Allen do that.

Doktor Zymm

“Oh, everything is on fire again and the QB just tried to sexually assault my wife”
-What Cleveland is thinking right now

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

All I can do is hope that after they win the Super Bowl both Andy Reid and Travis Kelce retire. So fucking tired of seeing teams fall to pieces against these Chiefs.

ballsofsteelandfury

This game is over. EVERYONE MOVE TO THE NEXT THREAD!

Brocky

… but I am le tired…

fleshwound_NPG

mvs…good?!?!?!

SonOfSpam

Lost in Baltimore’s shittiness, we can’t forget Mahomes is good at throwing the football.

SonOfSpam

Well maybe booth-Tony Romo

Doktor Zymm

Damn, does Kelce really need to go on oxygen before his post-game encounter with TayTay?

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