No Warhammer tonight – I have yet to find the time to get my home computer running again. I do plan to have everything back together. Actually even if I do get it back up, I may just share of of the most horrible acts of vandalism perpetuated on a desk by rabbit kind. Going to do the Dad thing and see how many I can salvage.
I turned 58 at the beginning of the month and was actually in San Diego so my wife could attend a work function. And, as I stood outside the hotel lobby awaiting a delivery from the dispensary, that I decided on what to have as a rest of my life goal – and that was to be stoner, more like Spicoli than Brad Pitt in True Romance. I can enjoy the fruits of my life of toil while completely stoned. Enough of facing reality – time to be high as a kite and read a book.
I have no idea as to what is on tv, so watch Shogun I hear it’s great!
Found a funny;
Wins for Oppenheimer and Godzilla Minus One mean this is the first time a movie and its sequel both won Oscars the same year.
Joe Mixon out in Cincy.
Zach Moss in in Cincy.
Looks like is Moss and Chase Brown in the backfield. Still need to figure out the line, but this can work. Bengals offense is built around passing, this just commits it.
Joe Mixon is a good player. You all joke about his college idiocy, and he’s earned it, but he was a stand-up guy in Cincy and a hard player. I wish him well.
(Offer void if he goes to Kansas City, Buffalo, Jacksonville, Houston, any of the division rivals, of course, 49ers…)
I’m always wrong about these things, but Ballsitchmore is gonna pick up SOMEONE at RB and it might as well be Beaty, hey, at least he hasn’t stabbed anyone!
*as far as we know, and I doubt any player in the NFL today has the media savvy to hide something like that
Might be Derrick Henry, which seems unfair.
With Lamar Jackson healthy, any decent RB is unfair.
Right move for the Bengals. It’s Joey Trumpfan’s team, so this makes sense. However, Tee wants out. Might be a good idea to lock him up.
Will Compton on X: “Excited to see what the internet does with this one https://t.co/FWx0see5Jd” / X (twitter.com)
The only saving grace (other than I have is that Joe maintained minimal contact. If anything I’m more offended with Burrow wearing sunglasses inside. Making pleasantries to Dicktator is one thing, but take off the damn shades, Joe!
Bosa on the other hand looked like he was about to kiss Trump on the cheek.
So a MAGA music guy passed away over the weekend.
Sorry, it was not Ted Nugent.
It was Eric Carmen.
Objectively a great song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfgnc6Ey0q0&ab_channel=rockarchieve
My sister had the album. It was scratch n’ sniff, smelled like berries.
I just found out that my friend George the ex-Marine died last week.
He was a good man.
https://ibb.co/DttXDvm
That’s a quality beard, he’s one of the good ones.
Gardner Minshew in a Raiders uniform just feels so right. If Uncle Rico had gone pro, there was only one team he could have possibly played for.
Congrats to Fronk’s Uber Riders for also making the NCAAT. Quite the academic year for them, sportsball-wise.
Jacoby Brissett back to New England. I kind of hope they go Marv Harrison, now.
They’re gonna wind up with that kid from LSU, it’s going to be a disaster and I am going to fahckin’ love it.
I WILL NAWT BE MAWKED!
The Eagles have signed both Tony Pollard and Saquon Barkley (!) today.
Pollard went to the Tits. Also Josh Jacobs to Green Bay which is interesting
A A Ron Jones was cut from GB
Oh yeah, that’s right.
The problem here is that I’m sober.
Using one’s brain while sober is like, the BLURST of ideas.
I made sangría in preparation for this evening, so sobriety is a problem I DO NOT HAVE!
I’d say they are gonna go run heavy again. Imagine Hurts and Saquon one-upping each other on Leg Day.
Saquon will probably be happy to play on an offense that has other people in it
Here’s my HAWT YINZER TAEK:
Russ is on IR before the end preseason.
If he signs for the veteran minimum, I’m okay with it.
Yeah, $1.2m is cheap as hell, absolutely no reason not to sign him for that
There are plenty of people who could afford to just pay Russell Wilson to hang out and watch football with them for $1.2M.
I suspect he will win 11+ games with the Tomlin cromulence multiplier effect. He wants to stick it to Fatty Payton in the worst way.
If not, the Das Raycess from the talk radio callers will be, I’m sure, quite reasonable and measured.
STILLERS NAHT GANTA SUPERBOWL?
Maybe, if they wanna buy tickets
And speaking of global atrocities…how angry are Bearistocrats! supporters at the prospect of the club building a FUCKING DOME?
They haven’t figured out how to draft a quarterback in, what, 40 years, and they’re going to figure out how to build a domed stadium?
Please.
They’re gonna try to get a Super Bowl aren’t they. Idiots.
Owl Envy is quite the drug, inshallah
You like that, huh!? You like that!?
https://twitter.com/DMRussini/status/1767255891357602065
Falcons fans: No, not really.
I may not love Dingleberry as a quartered back. But the minute he retires, I offer him an assistant GM job. That motherfucker KNOWS the bidness of sportsball.
I mean, he is better than Desmond Ridder.
There’s an article about Cousins in today’s WSJ that is exactly about that, how he really worked the pay system to his advantage. I’m trying to share a non-firewall link to it but no luck.
Since when do the Falcons need help choking in the post season?
Nope. Not suspect at all. https://www.bbc.com/news/business-68534703
Thankfully my flight this weekend is on an Embraer, not a Boeing.
I think from now on my vacations will be limited to “places I can walk to”
That guy was straight up murdered. There is no way he offed himself. He was excuted to testify against them, it’s been his sole focus for years.
I meant excited!
Good old “Sources” is never wrong. I’m sure this is totes reliable.
https://twitter.com/Blitzfbl/status/1767340325297905961
Curious as to yeah right’s reaction to the Portugal elections. Sounds like their version of Trumpism has taken off.
It’s scary as hell. Good thing I’ve still got a few working years left so let’s see what shakes out.
Italy did it too.
The entire world scares the shit out of me.
I think it’s also an over reaction to their current housing crises.
The golden visa and the NHR tax breaks they enacted solved the financial crises there but it also trashed the affordable housing in the bigger tourist area.
The golden visa holders are buying up property and driving cost up while the formerly affordable housing is getting converted into Airbnb joints.
It’s a poor country wage wise and the younger population can’t afford rent.
This is a sure sign of demanding drastic change without thinking long term.
The NY Times had a story a month or so ago about the Portuguese getting pissed at foreigners buying up property and pricing the natives right out of housing. They mostly seemed upset at people who were buying up homes and then renting them out as vacation properties and to be fair, those people should be drawn and quartered.
That’s exactly it. Luckily, you’re a white guy and you’ll spend money there. You’ll be good.
I read an article and the average 33 year old still lives at home in Portugal.
It’s fantastic as a tourist because everything is so inexpensive but the workers, many of them work in tourist related jobs, don’t get paid shit.
Relax, Georgia is doing just fine, slid to the center some like they usually do in order to get things done. This just in… I no longer believe the press outright. If they tell me tomorrow’s Tuesday, I check a calendar.
That’s exactly what BIG CALENDAR wants you to do!
They’re mostly just coming into line with the rest of Europe, the continent as a whole has been drifting right since the influx of refugees 10+ years ago. Happened in the 70s and 80s too, although not so much in Portugal since they only got rid of their fascist regime in the mid-70s
I think it’s a mistake to call anything that’s not left or center “Trumpism”.
There is a very real dissatisfaction worldwide with the existing power structure. The liberals that have been in charge in many Western democracies have fucked up housing (here included) and people are pissed. No one in the established parties comes up with any new ideas or solutions, so people are willing to look elsewhere to send a message.
Yes! (although fucking up housing has a long and noble history that the entire political spectrum has contributed to, the current incarnation has been a downward slide since the post-WW2 building boom)
Also gives Trump wayyy too much credit. There have been far-right parties throughout history, Trump didn’t invent Nationalism, or Populism, or Calling People Names, or even Bad Hair.
Yup. If anything, Trump is a symbol of how much dissatisfaction exists. I mean, if people are willing to put a con man in the White House, how much do they hate the status quo?
I wish I could just turn up at job interviews and have them hire me because I have no experience and am completely unqualified
You should get into politics…
Very good write-up, Armed. Props for recognizing your final calling in life.
As a retired stoner, I approve of his plan. Join us, we have weed and cookies!
Movies from my draft board that are invited to camp:
48 Hours
An American Tail
Pee Wee’s Big Adventure
One Crazy Summer
When Harry Met Sally
A Fish Called Wanda
One Crazy Summer was drafted as a tandem, which I disallowed. So either it’s off he board, the movie it was drafted with is off the board, neither is available, or both are available. I’m not really sure which.
I would have sworn that Wanda was an early 90’s movie but nope, 1988.
Shit missed that. Let it stand.
I still claim it.
I thought Peewee was 90’s too!
Shogun is pretty good. I do think that the main character probably would have gotten his head lopped off by now if this were a documentary.
Been enjoying it. I read all of the Clavell books and it’s been faithful so far.
The old 80’s miniseries stuck pretty close to the book.
That was Richard Chamberlain. I remember that.
Ooh I wonder if they’ll do King Rat.
Gaijin was solid too. I also liked Nobel House but it got too big in scale for a film.
Oh shit. I think they did. Wasn’t George Seagal in that?
Add this to the Conspiracy Folder, in between LBJ orchestrating the JFK Assassination and Hollywood insisting on giving Wanda Sykes a career.
https://bengalswire.usatoday.com/2024/03/11/nfl-admits-compensatory-pick-error-bengals-earn-third-round-selection/
https://bengalswire.usatoday.com/lists/bengals-fans-media-love-signing-geno-stone-free-agency/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFmNyxni-0A&pp=ygUXZ2hvc3RidXN0ZXJzIHdlIGdvdCBvbmU%3D
It’s here!
Nice! Are you going to video it?
Tempting, but no. I will provide progress pics though.
How this is going to end (Scientific Interpretation)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soE1XoOSS3U&pp=ygUcZGVzcGljYWJsZSBtZSB2ZWN0b3Igb2ggcG9vcA%3D%3D
Is the age recommendation physical age, mental age, or some other age? Maybe emotional age because throwing over 1000 tiny metal parts on the ground in frustration seems like it would be hazardous.
Most of them are tiny screws. You’d be finding these things for years if you threw them to the ground.
How big will it be, can’t figure out the scale
I don’t know yet. Think about 2 feet wide and 1 foot tall
Here’s the main fan to give you a better idea.
Fuck, already broke my 1.5mm hex screwdriver tip. Now using a backup allen key like a fucking underpaid slave.
Just the tip?
Sadly, yes. The rest is just fine.
Was your hex screwdriver of russian manufacture?
Chinese I think. It came with the kit.