Monday Morning Mock Draft: Sing For Me, Monkey!!

This week’s idea comes from a new contributor, Senor Weaselo.  Or “Weasel” as his friends and apparently Autocorrect call him.

Anyway, Senor suggested “concerts you’d go back in time to attend.”  UConn is playing Northwestern right now, so let’s not waste a lot of time here.  Was there a concert in the past?  Did you not go to it but wish you did?  Then it’s a draftable concert!  See how easy that is?  it can be a band, a symphony, an orchestra, (is there a difference?  Ask Weaselo; I am very much out of my depth there), solo act.  Acoustic, a cappella, electronic.  The world of people singing for money is your oyster!

Senor has yet to get me his first pick, which isn’t surprising since he’s had like four minutes notice as I wrote this.  Anyway, I somehow doubt that his pick would be mine, since he’s undoubtedly going with something high-brow, like Mozart’s debut with the New York Philharmonic, or something.

Look, I don’t know:  if it weren’t for Autocorrect you’d all be wondering what sport the New York Harmonica played.

Anyway, with the first pick I’ll repeat a story I’ve probably told here before.

Look, I’ve locked the doors from the outside, so just get back in your seats and listen.  It’ll be over soon, (that’s what she said), and you can tell your own stories.

August 12, 1989.  I am 20 years old, and I live in Cheshire, CT and have a (pretty shitty) fake ID.  I head out for the evening, to what I have long since forgotten.  My father is an editor at the Hartford Courant, which back then was an actual newspaper rather than the waste of newsprint it is today.  Fuck you very much, Sam Zell.

Anyway, Dad gets wind that the Rolling Stones are going to play a show at Toad’s Place, a New Haven nightclub 20-30 minutes from our house.  Inside information, no one is supposed to know, (legend has it people started getting the idea when Toad’s manager is seen buying multiple bottles of Keith Richards’s favorite whiskey.  No idea if that’s true, but I like the story), and if I can get down there and they don’t look to closely at my ID, (which my father had seen and handed back to me with a shrug and the statement “well, you’re both white anyway”), I will be in the presence of legends at a concert that will be spoken of forever.

At least in south-central Connecticut.

The problem is that I had left the house 15 minutes before he called, and there were no cell phones then.  At least I didn’t get laid either.

Anyway, I’m going back to 8/12/89 and taking an extra 20 minutes to get ready.

The rest of you are on the clock.

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Gumbygirl

Led Zeppelin, August 9th, 1977. Had tickets, they cancelled.

scotchnaut

Crack Whores of Connecticut up early but not by much.

Brick Meathook

Judas Priest, Capital Centre Landover MD, May 31 1986

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whZuz5Dwtw8

Brick Meathook

Altamont Free Concert, December 1969

The event is remembered for its use of Hells Angels as security and its significant violence, including the stabbing death of Meredith Hunter and three accidental deaths: two from a hit-and-run car accident, and one from an LSD-induced drowning in an irrigation canal. Scores were injured, numerous cars were stolen (and subsequently abandoned), and there was extensive property damage.

Man, what a groovy happening! I want to be down front during The Rolling Stones set and pick a fight with some bikers.

BeefReeferLives

I’d go with the 1973 “Summer Jam” held at Watkins Glen:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Summer_Jam_at_Watkins_Glen

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

3. I was told repeatedly that I should see a Prince show, but I never did.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

So with my third pick I’ll take whichever concert was the source of this performance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXiLzAw9dSQ

Game Time Decision

my wife went to one of his later shows and paid a lot, but said that he’s just such performer. He played for like 6 hours straight

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

He played for like 6 hours straight

Are we talking about Prince or Charles Haley?

ballsofsteelandfury

At least I tried to get tickets to this one but couldn’t get them:

Dépêche Mode at the Rose Bowl for the concert that would eventually be turned into a film.

I wasn’t as smart as Spam and did not figure out there was a better chance of getting tickets by traveling out of town.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Next pick: When Stevie Wonder, John Legend, and a shitload of other artists showed up at the White House for President Obama’s birthday and played whatever the fuck they felt like.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I was going to take one of the Super Bowl halftime shows from when the Raiders won the Super Bowl so I could get a two-fer, but halftime shows back then all sucked so I used my pick on Prince instead.

Doktor Zymm

Plonk me down in the Cotton Club sometime in the 20s, any night is probably fine

2Pack

My 3rd choice is 1978 Cheap Trick at Budokan. They were great live, and being surrounded by Asian chicks would have likely been fun also.

https://youtu.be/A8gaRPH6Pho?si=-K10srp_gm-SSzFA

2Pack

2nd pick 1973 New York Lou Reed Rock no Roll Animal gig

https://youtu.be/7FdWPeHFAMk?si=SICZiIFJNtjwkC8x

2Pack

I’d have liked to have seen this one

https://youtu.be/7uAUoz7jimg?si=nnKoULzZ_BOr93U-

2Pack

Tanglewood 1970

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Ween/Butthole Surfers
City Gardens Trenton, NJ
5/3/1987

https://therumpus.net/2009/03/05/how-did-it-comes-to-this/

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Nirvana MTV unplugged concert, 1994. I used to listen to this CD constantly and while it’s not like WOOOOOOOOOO it’s an incredible show I would have liked to experience live.

https://youtu.be/_24pJQUj7zg?si=2tYu_nFjDd8TcUC8

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[quietly jots down “10,000 Maniacs” to bring in as an UDFA]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AQByCFr0gs

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

PEAK NATALIE MERCHANT: …take me now…

RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Whatever you say, ma’am!

SECURITY: Not so fast there, buddy.

BugEyedBoo

Throw a bucket of water on them to break them up.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

He’s almost certainly lying, but if I could go back and give him a contaminated Diet Coke, I would. https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada-46241376

yeah right

1969 right outside of Apple records studio to hear the Beatles rooftop concert.

Brick Meathook

Grateful Dead at the Capital Centre, Landover MD, 7/29/74

With “The Wall of Sound” PA system in a big indoor arena where it worked best

And at the Cap Centre where the drugs flowed freely

Redshirt

About time a rich white man got a break…

Sharkbait

I should have seen this kinda fuckery coming

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Redshirt

“…and in a rare Double Whammy Ruling, gay marriage is illegal again. Why? Because were evil, that’s why!”

BrettFavresColonoscopy

/rushes to the podium

For my second pick, I select Live Aid 1985. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Live_Aid

Queen alone is worth it but The Who, Elton John, Bowie, Sting playing with Phil Collins and Branford Marsallis, U2 before they were obnoxious, Dire Straits as a bonus, et al

BrettFavresColonoscopy

You mean I have the better one.

scotchnaut

It was only around for three years but I would have liked to go to the first Police Picnic in August of 1981. The lineup? Iggy Pop, The Specials, The GoGo’s, Killing Joke, Payolas, Nash the Slash, Oingo Boingo and yes, The Police.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YssDf5uJQx8&ab_channel=CHCHNews

King Hippo

The best part of non-FITBAW season is that the pre-Monday blues never really apply. Every day is the same (shitty) day,

But I do look forward to these mock drafts, even if I have no great ideas for this’un. I’ll just hang up and listen now.

DJ TAJ

It was winter(95?) living in Memphis when it was announced that there would be only three shows on this leg of the tour and the tickets were 500 a piece, unheard of (Now it’s nothing) of at the time but I could not make the wife see that we HAD to go. He was doing a Christmas show. To this day I consider it to be the biggest blow it of my lifetime! Couple of months later he took sick and died not to much later. Stupid X wife, she couldn’t see how a live performance from Luciano Pavarotti would have changed her life.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Or his. Maybe if you would have gone, he wouldn’t have died. Basically, she killed him.

DJ TAJ

That selfish bitch

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Sometimes I wish we could submit our draft boards in advance to publish in [8] hours during the open thread

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Like I know my next two picks will be in demand but the one after that I don’t think is on anyone’s radar.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Yeah and if it was sealed and didn’t get revealed til later you’d get the ability to know exactly who you fucked out of their picks

Senor Weaselo

Pick #3: 1970 Isle of Wight Festival.
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DJ TAJ

First time I saw them they opened for Black Sabbath in 1978 at the Long Beach sports arena. Got to see them four more times during their wondrous career.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Fuck it, I’ll take the Beatles at Shea

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

2. Another famous one: June 4, 1976, Sex Pistols at the Lesser Free Trade Hall.

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yeah right

An actual missed real life experience.

1985 when I was living on the Jersey Shore, there were a group of about a dozen of us who used to go out every weekend. This time the guys went out and the girls went out on their own
We told the girls to meet us at 10 pm at The Stone Pony in Asbury.

We hit a go-go bar instead of going straight to the Pony. We get there at 10 and the streets were blocked and people were everywhere.

If we had gone to The Pony first, marquee said “La Bamba and the Hubcaps” were playing, we would have seen Bruce Springsteen play in front of 1200 folks at the same place he got his start.

All of us were pissed off about that.

Senor Weaselo

Pick #2: December 22nd, 1808, Vienna. A benefit concert for Beethoven that had the following on the program:

Piano Concerto No. 4
Choral Fantasy
The 5th AND 6th Symphonies

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Did kind of experiment to see how hungover I would be if I got drunk on soju. The answer is “very”.

Sharkbait

Led Zeppelin. Madison Square Garden. July 1973

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XIQR4p30Wo

BugEyedBoo

Sharkbait has reminded me of the original 1974 California Jam. Sabbath, Deep Purple, and ELP. Plus Black Oak Arkansas and early Eagles + Jackson Browne.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlEjafWIq_c

And to make Mr. Cornblower jealous, I saw the Steel Wheels tour at Riverfront. One of the best concerts I’ve ever seen. https://www.setlist.fm/setlist/the-rolling-stones/1989/riverfront-stadium-cincinnati-oh-7bd6fa68.html

Senor Weaselo

Damn, that would have likely been my second or third pick.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

1. Monterey International Pop Festival, 1967.

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BugEyedBoo

Is that the one where the Hell’s Angels were literally killing people?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

No, that was in Altamont in 1969.

BugEyedBoo

I looked it up after I typed that. I need coffee.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Just a little confusion when I googled the proper name – I cut and pasted too much of the text and have properly edited it.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

This would have been my pick if I’d been here on time and paying attention

Senor Weaselo

Wait, HOW LONG AGO DID I GIVE THIS ONE?

Regardless, first pick is the Rite of Spring premiere. Paris, May 29th, 1913.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvVKWapctX4
Why?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLn0-8TtnuI

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Sharkbait

Does all of Woodstock (1969) count as one concert? If so that’s a steal at #2

LemonJello

Let’s set the wayback machine to 4 August 1979. Location: Knebworth England

The band? Led Zeppelin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW_WLxseq0o

Brocky

One of my dad’s biggest regrest is not seeing zeppelin before John Bonham died. He was gonna see the tour that year and everything went to shit