This week’s idea comes from a new contributor, Senor Weaselo. Or “Weasel” as his friends and apparently Autocorrect call him.
Anyway, Senor suggested “concerts you’d go back in time to attend.” UConn is playing Northwestern right now, so let’s not waste a lot of time here. Was there a concert in the past? Did you not go to it but wish you did? Then it’s a draftable concert! See how easy that is? it can be a band, a symphony, an orchestra, (is there a difference? Ask Weaselo; I am very much out of my depth there), solo act. Acoustic, a cappella, electronic. The world of people singing for money is your oyster!
Senor has yet to get me his first pick, which isn’t surprising since he’s had like four minutes notice as I wrote this. Anyway, I somehow doubt that his pick would be mine, since he’s undoubtedly going with something high-brow, like Mozart’s debut with the New York Philharmonic, or something.
Look, I don’t know: if it weren’t for Autocorrect you’d all be wondering what sport the New York Harmonica played.
Anyway, with the first pick I’ll repeat a story I’ve probably told here before.
Look, I’ve locked the doors from the outside, so just get back in your seats and listen. It’ll be over soon, (that’s what she said), and you can tell your own stories.
August 12, 1989. I am 20 years old, and I live in Cheshire, CT and have a (pretty shitty) fake ID. I head out for the evening, to what I have long since forgotten. My father is an editor at the Hartford Courant, which back then was an actual newspaper rather than the waste of newsprint it is today. Fuck you very much, Sam Zell.
Anyway, Dad gets wind that the Rolling Stones are going to play a show at Toad’s Place, a New Haven nightclub 20-30 minutes from our house. Inside information, no one is supposed to know, (legend has it people started getting the idea when Toad’s manager is seen buying multiple bottles of Keith Richards’s favorite whiskey. No idea if that’s true, but I like the story), and if I can get down there and they don’t look to closely at my ID, (which my father had seen and handed back to me with a shrug and the statement “well, you’re both white anyway”), I will be in the presence of legends at a concert that will be spoken of forever.
At least in south-central Connecticut.
The problem is that I had left the house 15 minutes before he called, and there were no cell phones then. At least I didn’t get laid either.
Anyway, I’m going back to 8/12/89 and taking an extra 20 minutes to get ready.
The rest of you are on the clock.
Led Zeppelin, August 9th, 1977. Had tickets, they cancelled.
Crack Whores of Connecticut up early but not by much.
Judas Priest, Capital Centre Landover MD, May 31 1986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whZuz5Dwtw8
Altamont Free Concert, December 1969
The event is remembered for its use of Hells Angels as security and its significant violence, including the stabbing death of Meredith Hunter and three accidental deaths: two from a hit-and-run car accident, and one from an LSD-induced drowning in an irrigation canal. Scores were injured, numerous cars were stolen (and subsequently abandoned), and there was extensive property damage.
Man, what a groovy happening! I want to be down front during The Rolling Stones set and pick a fight with some bikers.
I’d go with the 1973 “Summer Jam” held at Watkins Glen:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Summer_Jam_at_Watkins_Glen
3. I was told repeatedly that I should see a Prince show, but I never did.
So with my third pick I’ll take whichever concert was the source of this performance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXiLzAw9dSQ
my wife went to one of his later shows and paid a lot, but said that he’s just such performer. He played for like 6 hours straight
Are we talking about Prince or Charles Haley?
At least I tried to get tickets to this one but couldn’t get them:
Dépêche Mode at the Rose Bowl for the concert that would eventually be turned into a film.
I wasn’t as smart as Spam and did not figure out there was a better chance of getting tickets by traveling out of town.
Next pick: When Stevie Wonder, John Legend, and a shitload of other artists showed up at the White House for President Obama’s birthday and played whatever the fuck they felt like.
I was going to take one of the Super Bowl halftime shows from when the Raiders won the Super Bowl so I could get a two-fer, but halftime shows back then all sucked so I used my pick on Prince instead.
Plonk me down in the Cotton Club sometime in the 20s, any night is probably fine
My 3rd choice is 1978 Cheap Trick at Budokan. They were great live, and being surrounded by Asian chicks would have likely been fun also.
https://youtu.be/A8gaRPH6Pho?si=-K10srp_gm-SSzFA
Bob Dylan at the Royal Albert Hall in 1966
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_Dylan_controversy#Dylan's_%22World_Tour%22,_1965%E2%80%931966
Folkies in the audience booing and yelling “Judas!” because Dylan was playing electric, and Dylan telling them off right back before telling his band “Play really fucking loud!”
Seems like a good show to have been at.
2nd pick 1973 New York Lou Reed Rock no Roll Animal gig
https://youtu.be/7FdWPeHFAMk?si=SICZiIFJNtjwkC8x
I’d have liked to have seen this one
https://youtu.be/7uAUoz7jimg?si=nnKoULzZ_BOr93U-
Tanglewood 1970
Ween/Butthole Surfers
City Gardens Trenton, NJ
5/3/1987
https://therumpus.net/2009/03/05/how-did-it-comes-to-this/
Nirvana MTV unplugged concert, 1994. I used to listen to this CD constantly and while it’s not like WOOOOOOOOOO it’s an incredible show I would have liked to experience live.
https://youtu.be/_24pJQUj7zg?si=2tYu_nFjDd8TcUC8
[quietly jots down “10,000 Maniacs” to bring in as an UDFA]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AQByCFr0gs
PEAK NATALIE MERCHANT: …take me now…
RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Whatever you say, ma’am!
SECURITY: Not so fast there, buddy.
Throw a bucket of water on them to break them up.
He’s almost certainly lying, but if I could go back and give him a contaminated Diet Coke, I would. https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada-46241376
Going back in time to beat the living shit out of a future President before he becomes President and then having to deal with this asshole.
1969 right outside of Apple records studio to hear the Beatles rooftop concert.
X at the Whiskey A-Go-Go in 1980.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soul_Kitchen_(song)
I was trying to find the first time they played ‘Soul Kitchen’ live, and this was as best I could narrow it down. Note that I didn’t look too hard.
Grateful Dead at the Capital Centre, Landover MD, 7/29/74
With “The Wall of Sound” PA system in a big indoor arena where it worked best
And at the Cap Centre where the drugs flowed freely
About time a rich white man got a break…
This is absolutely appalling.
The courts know Trump’s strategy is to just drag things out, delay, delay, delay and never actually face the consequences of his continual actions, and they still bend over backwards to accommodate that strategy and allow him to never actually reap what he’s sowed.
It’s willful stupidity at this point, except at the Supreme Court, where it’s just blatant corruption.
I should have seen this kinda fuckery coming
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/10 days later
Trump Atty: “Your honors, we asked around and no one will give us a $175 million bind either.”
The Appellate Court: “Well, we could actually enforce our orders, or we could roll over and show you our bellies. We’re going to do the latter. Can you post a bond of $17.5 million?”
Trump Atty: (purses lips) “Whew, I don’t know that’s still kinda…
Appellate Court: (groveling) “$1.75! Final Offer!”
“…and in a rare Double Whammy Ruling, gay marriage is illegal again. Why? Because were evil, that’s why!”
/rushes to the podium
For my second pick, I select Live Aid 1985. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Live_Aid
Queen alone is worth it but The Who, Elton John, Bowie, Sting playing with Phil Collins and Branford Marsallis, U2 before they were obnoxious, Dire Straits as a bonus, et al
So you have the London concert. The one in Philadelphia is still on the board.
You mean I have the better one.
I would not argue that point.
It was only around for three years but I would have liked to go to the first Police Picnic in August of 1981. The lineup? Iggy Pop, The Specials, The GoGo’s, Killing Joke, Payolas, Nash the Slash, Oingo Boingo and yes, The Police.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YssDf5uJQx8&ab_channel=CHCHNews
The best part of non-FITBAW season is that the pre-Monday blues never really apply. Every day is the same (shitty) day,
But I do look forward to these mock drafts, even if I have no great ideas for this’un. I’ll just hang up and listen now.
I’ll get a fitbaw one in for you next week: Weaselo, RTD, and Scotchy gave me several ideas during the season and I didn’t want them sitting around too long.
It was winter(95?) living in Memphis when it was announced that there would be only three shows on this leg of the tour and the tickets were 500 a piece, unheard of (Now it’s nothing) of at the time but I could not make the wife see that we HAD to go. He was doing a Christmas show. To this day I consider it to be the biggest blow it of my lifetime! Couple of months later he took sick and died not to much later. Stupid X wife, she couldn’t see how a live performance from Luciano Pavarotti would have changed her life.
Or his. Maybe if you would have gone, he wouldn’t have died. Basically, she killed him.
That selfish bitch
Sometimes I wish we could submit our draft boards in advance to publish in [8] hours during the open thread
Like I know my next two picks will be in demand but the one after that I don’t think is on anyone’s radar.
Half the fun of these is dick-stepping on other people’s picks.
The other half is sitting on a Blair Witch gif, just fucking waiting to drop on some poor bastard.
Yeah and if it was sealed and didn’t get revealed til later you’d get the ability to know exactly who you fucked out of their picks
Pick #3: 1970 Isle of Wight Festival.
The Ramones, mid-to-late 70’s, at CBGB’s.
No particular date in mind, would just have loved to see them at Ground Zero. I did catch them at the aforementioned Toad’s Place in the early 90’s, right before they all started dying.
First time I saw them they opened for Black Sabbath in 1978 at the Long Beach sports arena. Got to see them four more times during their wondrous career.
Fuck it, I’ll take the Beatles at Shea
2. Another famous one: June 4, 1976, Sex Pistols at the Lesser Free Trade Hall.
An actual missed real life experience.
1985 when I was living on the Jersey Shore, there were a group of about a dozen of us who used to go out every weekend. This time the guys went out and the girls went out on their own
We told the girls to meet us at 10 pm at The Stone Pony in Asbury.
We hit a go-go bar instead of going straight to the Pony. We get there at 10 and the streets were blocked and people were everywhere.
If we had gone to The Pony first, marquee said “La Bamba and the Hubcaps” were playing, we would have seen Bruce Springsteen play in front of 1200 folks at the same place he got his start.
All of us were pissed off about that.
Pick #2: December 22nd, 1808, Vienna. A benefit concert for Beethoven that had the following on the program:
Piano Concerto No. 4
Choral Fantasy
The 5th AND 6th Symphonies
Did kind of experiment to see how hungover I would be if I got drunk on soju. The answer is “very”.
Led Zeppelin. Madison Square Garden. July 1973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XIQR4p30Wo
Sharkbait has reminded me of the original 1974 California Jam. Sabbath, Deep Purple, and ELP. Plus Black Oak Arkansas and early Eagles + Jackson Browne.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlEjafWIq_c
And to make Mr. Cornblower jealous, I saw the Steel Wheels tour at Riverfront. One of the best concerts I’ve ever seen. https://www.setlist.fm/setlist/the-rolling-stones/1989/riverfront-stadium-cincinnati-oh-7bd6fa68.html
Damn, that would have likely been my second or third pick.
1. Monterey International Pop Festival, 1967.
Is that the one where the Hell’s Angels were literally killing people?
No, that was in Altamont in 1969.
I looked it up after I typed that. I need coffee.
That’s Altamont.
Are they the same? Beats me.
“Hiring Hells Angels whacked out on acid for security” would go high in a draft of “really bad decisions”
Is that one concert with three names, or three concerts that you’re hoping to sneak in by making it sound like one concert with three names?
Just a little confusion when I googled the proper name – I cut and pasted too much of the text and have properly edited it.
This would have been my pick if I’d been here on time and paying attention
Wait, HOW LONG AGO DID I GIVE THIS ONE?
Regardless, first pick is the Rite of Spring premiere. Paris, May 29th, 1913.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvVKWapctX4
Why?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLn0-8TtnuI
POP POP!!!
Does all of Woodstock (1969) count as one concert? If so that’s a steal at #2
It does, yes. A festival would be one concert.
Let’s set the wayback machine to 4 August 1979. Location: Knebworth England
The band? Led Zeppelin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW_WLxseq0o
One of my dad’s biggest regrest is not seeing zeppelin before John Bonham died. He was gonna see the tour that year and everything went to shit