Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: The Fix is In

Thankfully Friday is upon us once again. This has been the longest short week (for me at least). The family came back from a trip to northern Vermont to be in the path of totality for the eclipse, which was awesome and well worth it. However a long weekend with family, bookended with 5+ hour drives and traffic coming back kinda saps the energy from you. Thankfully, Frank Caifa from the Waldorf Astoria Bar Book came to my rescue this week with an easy drink called the Fix. This is a drink that dates back to the mid 19th century and it can’t be any easier to make. Base spirit of choice, simple syrup, and lemon juice. That’s it. There’s beauty in simplicity and this is perfect after an exhausting week:

Fix

2 oz. Spirit of choice (I used rye)

.25 oz. Simple syrup

.3 oz. Fresh lemon juice

Add all ingredients to a mixing glass. Shake well and strain into a rocks glass or a tumbler filled with crushed ice or pellet ice. Garnish with citrus peel and/or seasonal fruit

A lot of the rye comes through here. It’s a powerful smelling spirit, so no surprise here, especially since it’s only competing with lemon as far as aromas go, and there is no way a third of an ounce of lemon is overpowering two ounces of rye.

The drink is cold, crisp and refreshing. A  sweet lemon flavor leads the way to start. Honestly, it kind of reminds me of some boozy lemonade, which I’m on the fence about. Not that this is bad, but it wasn’t what I was expecting. I was hoping for more rye flavor to come through. It does, somewhat. It’s very mild, which is surprising to me since whiskey, especially rye is such a potent ingredient, it gets completely overtaken by the simple syrup and the lemon juice. For some, that is a good thing. For me? Not so much. Next time, I might try an extra half ounce to an ounce of whiskey.

That’s basically it for the Fix. It’s simple, and decently good. But not my favorite, which I’m kind of sad and disappointed with. Maybe I need to up the base like I mentioned before, Or perhaps try a completely different base. Though I don’t think that’ll do it. Because if the ratio can overpower whiskey, I don’t really think rum stands much of a chance and vodka would get run over like a pedestrian not paying attention to a don’t walk sign. Maybe gin or tequila would shine through more, but I question how well they would work with the other two ingredients. I’ll probably experiment with other bases going forward, when I’m looking for something quick and different.

(Banner image courtesy Matthew Tetrault Photography)

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Sharkbait has not actually been bitten by a shark, but has told people in bars that he was for free drinks. Married to a Giants fan, he enjoys whisk(e)y, cooking, the Rangers, and the Patriots.
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BeefReeferLives

I’m thinking using dry gin for the base and elderflower liquor instead of the simple sizzurp might be nice…

(although that might be ruining the simplistic charm of this drink)

blaxabbath

I’m like, WFH today — which never happens.

My wife just started vacuuming.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

A member of my household (artist’s conception):

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BugEyedBoo

I have a live-in M-I-L now, which fucking sucks. She runs the vacuum every Friday right at lunchtime. I suspect it’s just to make sure that we see that she’s ‘helpful’.

BeefReeferLives

Yeah, that’s sounding kinda performative.

Have you started in on the “Hmm, looks like you missed a spot there, Mum.” yet?

SonOfSpam

Personal BOOZE NOOZE

So my wife asked me for a rec on a nice bottle of bourbon to gift one of her salespeople who’s gone above and beyond lately. I did a tiny amount of research (i.e., looked at prices at the local grocery store website) and said “I dunno, Basil Hayden”

So she bought a bottle and gift-bagged it…then left it on the table when she went to the meeting. Because we’re apparently rich, she stopped at a store and just got another one for the guy. So anyway…

I have a bottle of Basil Hayden bourbon now.

Can I get an idea for how to best utilize it? Last time I had bourbon was probably 20 years ago. Obvs, I will try some neat and/or rocks, but what would y’all make with it?

BugEyedBoo

I’ve never tried it on anything but the rocks. Or rock – a single ice cube in one of those little chocolate mousse glasses that you get from Costco.

Horatio Cornblower

Basil Hayden is a personal favorite of mine.

I drink good bourbon as advised in the novel ‘Nobody Loves A Drunken Indian’ (vert good, btw), straight up.” As the main character, Flapping Eagle, says “if it’s good enough to drink, it’s too go to dilute.”

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Game Time Decision

Basil Hayden is very very good.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

RTD, harvesting a bit from the garden this morning (artist’s conception):

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SonOfSpam

(Barney voice) Go back to Russia!

BugEyedBoo

ugh. You do you, but I’m not a fan.

King Hippo

R-T-D turned into Dwight Schrute so gradually, we barely even noticed!

2Pack

Had some yesterday from a local farmers market. They are much better fresh. Canned beets just don’t measure up, like most canned vegetables. I may try to plant some as winter vegetables this year.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The first batch is actually kind of an accident; there were enough volunteers that poked their heads up that I transplanted them all together and made a half-plot out of it.

2Pack

I have had poor results each time I tried to plant winter veggies. But beets might go, so I will see.

Horatio Cornblower

If we do a mock draft on “Places To Drone Strike” I am just letting you all know that the Master’s/Augusta will be gone before I finish writing the post.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I am abundantly proud of the Kommentist Party that there’s been so little discussion of The Masters here now that it’s fully financed by ultra-capitalist blood money.

SonOfSpam

Golf, while never all that alive, is dead to me.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Can you wait until next year for the drone strike?

Horatio Cornblower

I don’t currently have a drone, so you have at least until tomorrow.

No promises beyond that.

Horatio Cornblower

The feds are accusing Ohtani’s interpreter of having stolen $16 million from Ohtani, having bet $180+ million with an illegal bookmaker and having a net loss of some $40 million.

What this tells me is that either Ohtani is even dumber with money than he is good at baseball, (and he is the best baseball player on the planet), and more importantly that the bookie knew this, or that the interpreter is the ultimate fall guy. I leave it to you all and Occam’s razor, (which would be a great name for a cocktail, possibly involving a good deal of rum), to decide which is more likely.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m perfectly content accepting the postulate that it was Ohtani making the bets and the interpreter is acting as the fall guy, because I really don’t give a shit that he was gambling (and give even less of a shit now that 90% of sports advertising is for gambling) and it’s more fun making jokes this way. MLB’s treatment of the Asterisks made it clear how unabashedly corrupt the league is; it’s not like they had any purity left to lose.

SonOfSpam

There was a WSJ article last week that backed up the “Ohtani doesn’t give a shit about money, only baseball” angle. So I’m starting to lean toward that, but everything is still possible.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

If you fail to make your quota of “Ohtani is a degenerate gambler” jokes I will absolutely put you on report. AND TAKE OFF THOSE DAMNED PANTS, MISTER.

Horatio Cornblower

I just find it very hard to believe that a bookmaker would float $40 million in losses to a guy making $300K a year.

ballsofsteelandfury

Well, it wouldn’t be a float if he gambled $180 M would it? The $40 is basically what the net loss is.

Horatio Cornblower

Float is probably the wrong term. I find it hard to believe that a bookie would wait for $40 million in losses to be paid up. I think they’d start getting antsy and breaking legs much sooner than that, absent some assurance that there was a large source of income behind the losses that would guarantee payment.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Isn’t this just a sour that needs egg white for mouth feel?

ballsofsteelandfury

Vodka would be just lemon.
Rum might actually work pretty well, specially if you used spiced rum.
Tequila is a bad idea.
Gin and lemon???

For fun times and hallucinations, you should use absinth as the base….

King Hippo

Tequila is always a bad idea

Horatio Cornblower

Allow me to riposte: tequila is delicious.

King Hippo

I love guava pastries. But tequila is the worst hangover I have ever had in my life. Sweat from Satan’s ballsack, that stuff.

Horatio Cornblower

Rum is the worst for me.

I find that the trick is not guzzling it like a 15-year-old whose parents just left on vacation.

BugEyedBoo

I bought a bottle of Chartreuse, and tried it a couple of times over ice. Tasted pretty good for something that’s 120 proof, but it gave me an instant headache. I think some of the folks on this very blog have pointed out that lots of sugar + lots of alcohol can cause headaches.

I think you could make your own Chartreuse with grain alcohol, sugar, and anise seeds.

Senor Weaselo

Allow me to redirect: Mezcal is delicious, but I don’t know if I’d be able to drink it straight. Not that I could ever drink anything straight.