Monday Morning Mock Draft: Oh Brother Where Art Thou?

I was trying to work on a different topic but it wasn’t working to my exacting standards and seemed likely to age badly, so I had it step down from this week’s topic nomination and reached into my ‘Suggested Topics’ file cabinet and pulled one from frequent contributor Rikki-Tikki-Deadly.

This week we’re drafting brothers.  The only qualification necessary is that they be brothers.  It does not have to be a pair; if you want to draft all three of the Alous you go right ahead.  Want to draft however many of the Sullivans died in WWII?  Go right ahead.

There were 5 Sullivans and they all served on the same boat and the boat got sunk and that’s when the military supposedly started to keep siblings apart, although apparently they were supposed to start doing that several months before the Sullivans.  Also two of them survived but the Navy didn’t send any rescuers for days.  

Anyway, you could draft all five of them of you wanted.  Or any other brothers.  Adopted brothers are fine as well, but there does have to be a legal or blood connection.  Just because Hulk Hogan called a guy ‘Brutha’ once or twice does not make them brothers.

No sisters, I may need to use that topic for another draft.

I am also making the executive discussion to allow fictional brothers as being eligible for the draft, thereby expanding the pool.

With the first pick I’m going to go back in time a bit and take the DiMaggio brothers.

Joe’s one of the best ball players of all time, (and who knows, might have naked pictures of Marilyn Monroe), Dom was no slouch himself, and Vince was…well someone needs to make sure the other two stay hydrated.

Actually Vince was a lot better than I thought.  A two-time All-Star who could hit you a home run with some frequency, even if his batting average left a but to be desired, back when people cared about such thing.  Sorry about that Vince.

The rest of you are on the clock.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Mr. Peanutbutter and his brother Captain Peanutbutter

https://youtu.be/LjLbT4W52M0?si=IqWP98dED8-dtIlC

BeefReeferLives

Take two. Mycroft and Sherlock Holmes. comment image

BeefReeferLives

Mycroft and Sherlock Holmes.

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Brick Meathook

The Booth Brothers: John Wilkes, Edwin, and Junius, Jr., dressed in their native garb.

https://ibb.co/GQPzBDp

SonOfSpam

Quality late round value. The Anti-Jon Benets.

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Brick Meathook

King George VI and his dumbfuck brother King Edward VIII

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ArmedandHammered

I am glad that asshole abdicated, if he had still been king he would have invited the Nazi forces into England. He was a Nazi simp during the war and even fed them some secret intelligence. I think he was convinced Hitler would make him King again after a Nazi victory.

Brick Meathook

I think he just totally dug their Hugo Boss uniforms.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Ok I’ll go with value and take Rob and Rex Ryan

BeefReeferLives

Michael, Sonny, & Fredo.

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BeefReeferLives

& Tom. An adopted brother is still a brother.

yeah right

Vinnie Paul and Dimebag Darrell.

Not the happiest of stories but they were Pantera.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[live look inside the green room right now]

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BrettFavresColonoscopy
BeefReeferLives
Redshirt

“It does not have to be a pair…”

How about one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tB6sji-Eshg&pp=ygUSYnJvdGhlciBsb3ZlIHRoZW1l

Senor Weaselo

Had to double-check, but Yakko and Wakko Warner. (Unfortunately, no Warner sister, Dot.)

SonOfSpam

The Festrunk brothers know how to party.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Fuck it, give me all the Hemsworth brothers.

Yes, even Larry, the fake one from the Good Place.

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SonOfSpam

Nice dildorang on the back cover

BrettFavresColonoscopy

When you need to come back

BeefReeferLives

Cain & Abel. Moral of the story: Even God likes the smell of BBQ.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

7. The Stork Brothers!

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ArmedandHammered

I love this movie, it has everything: loveable loser MC, hot girls, asshole rich shits, a must win race to save a house, and a smoking Godzilla smashing an a resort complex (shh – it’s just a model).

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Have you seen Godzilla Minus One? A friend of mine did some of the English dub voices. His characters were the ones who kept wanting to turn back.

ArmedandHammered

I have seen it. Great movie and your friend did a great job.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Fine, I’ll keep picking.

Jimmy and Billy Carter

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Senor Weaselo

The Dancing Brothers: Glen, Martbell, and The Killer Dynamo!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siZFqbuXBWw

scotchnaut

Rick and Dipshit Bayless. And contrary to what you may think, the former does use bay leaves in his cooking.

ArmedandHammered

You draft Skip when you need someone to go behind enemy lines and take one for his country.

ballsofsteelandfury

Ha ha! Was waiting for this…

SonOfSpam

Why? You have something against Poles?

NO BUT THEY DO HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I mean, if you had left this open for SIBLINGS, then a) they would count, b) Serena and Venus would have been my first pick, and C) Cheryl and Reggie Miller would have been very high on my board.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Tom and Ray Magliozzi, also known as Click and Clack, the Tappet Brothers, aka the Car Talk guys. Cosby approved!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Man, I wish *we* could get that kind of endorsement.” – Quaaludes manufacturers

Brick Meathook

These guys loved laughing hysterically at their own jokes. Also, they were constantly endorsing Subarus as the greatest car ever, so they were probably both lesbians.

Brick Meathook

The Warner Brothers

Albert, Jack, Harry, and Sam

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Senor Weaselo

Yakko and Wakko are still in play?

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