This train (of thought) keeps on rolling.
To The Games!
Raiders/Broncs:
What the fresh Hippo hell is this? Denver has lost eight straight games to Vegas? Vegas? How? The Raiders can’t stop the run so Javonte may just be able to improve on his gawdawful 2.9 ypc number. If he can’t Payton has to look elsewhere-this can’t continue. In the past you could always count on Oakland/Los Angeles/Vegas to engage in sloppy play which resulted in penalties galore but they’ve been disciplined under Pierce, averaging under four per game.
Cards/Niners:
Harrison Jr. is the best rookie wr out there if you only account for his first quarter stats. He’s at 177 yards and four TD’s there in the opening 15 minutes and has all of 66 yards and no TD’s everywhere else. Things will even out I’m sure but it’s odd. Purdy continues to knock down the game manager talk, being second in air yards per throw and yards per attempt.
Packers/Rams:
Love did his best Favre imitation last week but no, it did not involve appropriating welfare funds allocated to poor families. What he actually did was throw for 4 TD’s and nearly as many interceptions. The Packers Watson is sidelined so Wicks should have another game where he’s in the thick of the action-that’s at least what my fantasy team thinks. Jacobs doesn’t seem like a workhorse type of back but he’s got over 70 carries already.
Giants/Seahawks:
The only real source of offense for the Giants-Nabers-is out with a head ouchie so look for plenty of dinks to Wan’Dale. God, this NY offense is so hard to watch. There’s more news on the injury front as Singletary is a no-go so rookie Tracey Jr. takes the reins. Geno is off to a fast start-he leads the league in completions, attempts and total yards. With the passing game clicking Walker had a ton of open running lanes upon his return and ran for three TD’s.
Have at it.
Favre-esque.
So when is the Jordan Love dickpic scandal gonna break?
Tiebreaker: Before or after the welfare fraud?
during which scandal does he claim to have parkinsons
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Eat shit Green Bay!
Jordan Love learns that sometimes you gotta accept the Safety Dance
enjoy your new ol’ gunslinger, cheeseheads
“If you took all of the slant patterns out of Daboll’s offensive game plan, well, I’d be a very happy man.”
-B. Parcells
I feel a Mile High safety dance…
Hanson’s a little punchy today.
Heh
that’ll do, Qards
Take ‘em out back like Ol’ Yeller
Gyno Smith probing the gaps…
“Gap integrity” will never NOT make me giggle
Also, foobawl is just better when the Washington franchise isn’t default asinine and inane. I’m glad the Panthers have accepted that distinction.
Wan’Daledown!
Just catching up…
Hashtag Pauls still being Karma’s prison bitch is just lovely.
the Shield absolutely allow opponents to take 20th century hits on Groper Cleveland (h/t, LemonJello)
THAT’S RIGHT, rip a fucking helmet off!
God, Brady sucks.
Back to back 100 yard TDs!
SURTAIN!!!!!
DONKS WOO!
REALLY looks like the VEP broke the plane before losing the ball. But I shall take it!!
Practice squad RBs running wild on us, because it’s the Raiders game. Fuckity fuck fuck
“Ameer Abdullah is the bomb! (according to our surveillance)”
-The IDF
Great shot of the ref not even watching the PI right in front of him.
Announcer: “What is the referee looking at?!”
Referee: “What a pair on the blonde in the 2nd row!”
@DonT – that probably takes my win probability up to 2 or even 3%!
To be fair, I got a big homefield advantage @ Lemuel Auto Parts Coliseum.
It’s a little early for banancakes, but Seattle and New York are apparently not waiting around.
I know VAR will take that TD from my greedy hands
Nyet, comrade.
WOO!!!!!
Holy shit Giants.
You got the Shit Giants part on the nose.
afternoon slate rating: “wonder how the liberty/aces wnba playoff game is going”
lady jets being the only non-embarrassment in new york today thus far
Oh, that’s a TD.
Playoff Window, my old friend.
Its time to close you once again.
Because the defense cannot stop shit
And its causing all our hopes to split
That dark cloud has returned to the Jungle
or never left.
And we’re now, the Bungals.
On the positive side, I’ll yell at him for you when he faces The Bloodline at Survivor Series in Vancouver.
I do like the throwback helmet, with the snorting horsey
Inspired by John Elway coke binges, no doubt
stomp whinny – ah thought they was sugar cubes!!
Or regular John Elway photos. Dude looks like Secretariat after Rick & Morty shrunk him.
Love the Orange Crush and old school helmets. A+ throwbacks for me.
if you haven’t got a penny, then a ha’penny will do!
Quoth the Raven:
The BUNGLES!
king henry pillaging the cincy village
EYE DISCIPLINE REFERENCE! Everybody drink!
THAT FG ATTEMPT I CALL IT A BDSM PORNO, BECAUSE THAT WAS SOME BRUTAL BALL HANDLING!!!
shank’lor pulling for the tie
The Ghost of Carradine as well.
glorious tie possible in bal/cin!
YOINK!!!
and MOST GLORIOUS DRAW is well in play
(ok maybe not)
Bengals are trying to ice their own kicker?
It worked
Just their pubter
Donks folk really hate losing to the Raiders, even though we are prolifically good at it…
“Others of you are going to see the Giants-Seahawks!”
Is that a threat? That seems like a threat.
It’s a promise.
#TwoThings
SUDDEN CHANGE!
97° in the Niners death-ray stadium.
Hopefully Dreamboat is uncomfortable. Why would they a/c the press box in that area?
whatever you do today, do NOT look at Josh Allen’s stats
WKRP’s only hope is Lamar! having to poop (like a few years back)
guess what
My puppy is wearing the dreaded [big narrator voice] Cone Of Shame. It is both so so sad and adorable at the same time.
I should go visit your bar since I’m heading out a anyway
I sold my tickets to a friend, I won’t be there today.
Next time. It’s the pub on A street, right?
Wait, you in Portland or Seattle? Both have a Firehouse Pub, lol.
Portland.
Yes, A Ave. I don’t live in LO anymore, I’m up in Eliot by the old Nike store.
Kyler ran in a TD! What the fuck is going on today?
defense forgot to look down?
I know the feeling; we’ve had to replace so many cookie jars in this house because of that.
My oldest kid (in Donks gear) and her Raider-supporting boyfriend are in Mile High today!
Also, I’m going to finish 0-14 in the Fantasy league, so this is all I have.
HOW THE FUCK YA DOIN BOYS?!
if the Truther D/ST could score a few times, would be mighty helpful, JUST SAYIN
It’d be helpful.
Your wish has been granted.
bello
You know it, brother.