Another Round of Games? You Bet!

This train (of thought) keeps on rolling.

To The Games!

Raiders/Broncs:

What the fresh Hippo hell is this? Denver has lost eight straight games to Vegas? Vegas? How? The Raiders can’t stop the run so Javonte may just be able to improve on his gawdawful 2.9 ypc number. If he can’t Payton has to look elsewhere-this can’t continue. In the past you could always count on Oakland/Los Angeles/Vegas to engage in sloppy play which resulted in penalties galore but they’ve been disciplined under Pierce, averaging under four per game.

Cards/Niners:

Harrison Jr. is the best rookie wr out there if you only account for his first quarter stats. He’s at 177 yards and four TD’s there in the opening 15 minutes and has all of 66 yards and no TD’s everywhere else. Things will even out I’m sure but it’s odd. Purdy continues to knock down the game manager talk, being second in air yards per throw and yards per attempt.

Packers/Rams:

Love did his best Favre imitation last week but no, it did not involve appropriating welfare funds allocated to poor families. What he actually did was throw for 4 TD’s and nearly as many interceptions. The Packers Watson is sidelined so Wicks should have another game where he’s in the thick of the action-that’s at least what my fantasy team thinks. Jacobs doesn’t seem like a workhorse type of back but he’s got over 70 carries already.

Giants/Seahawks:

The only real source of offense for the Giants-Nabers-is out with a head ouchie so look for plenty of dinks to Wan’Dale. God, this NY offense is so hard to watch. There’s more news on the injury front as Singletary is a no-go so rookie Tracey Jr. takes the reins. Geno is off to a fast start-he leads the league in completions, attempts and total yards. With the passing game clicking Walker had a ton of open running lanes upon his return and ran for three TD’s.

Have at it.

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hippofant

Favre-esque.

So when is the Jordan Love dickpic scandal gonna break?

Beerguyrob

Tiebreaker: Before or after the welfare fraud?

fleshwound_NPG

during which scandal does he claim to have parkinsons

Col. Duke LaCross

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Eat shit Green Bay!

Dunstan

Jordan Love learns that sometimes you gotta accept the Safety Dance

fleshwound_NPG

enjoy your new ol’ gunslinger, cheeseheads

King Hippo

I feel a Mile High safety dance…

Col. Duke LaCross

Hanson’s a little punchy today.

ThePirateSloth

Heh

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King Hippo

that’ll do, Qards

Unsurprised

Take ‘em out back like Ol’ Yeller

King Hippo

“Gap integrity” will never NOT make me giggle

WCS

Also, foobawl is just better when the Washington franchise isn’t default asinine and inane. I’m glad the Panthers have accepted that distinction.

WCS

Just catching up…

Hashtag Pauls still being Karma’s prison bitch is just lovely.

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King Hippo

the Shield absolutely allow opponents to take 20th century hits on Groper Cleveland (h/t, LemonJello)

King Hippo

THAT’S RIGHT, rip a fucking helmet off!

Unsurprised

God, Brady sucks.

Unsurprised

Back to back 100 yard TDs!

King Hippo

SURTAIN!!!!!

Mr. Ayo

DONKS WOO!

King Hippo

REALLY looks like the VEP broke the plane before losing the ball. But I shall take it!!

King Hippo

Practice squad RBs running wild on us, because it’s the Raiders game. Fuckity fuck fuck

Col. Duke LaCross

Great shot of the ref not even watching the PI right in front of him.

Redshirt

Announcer: “What is the referee looking at?!”

Referee: “What a pair on the blonde in the 2nd row!”

King Hippo

@DonT – that probably takes my win probability up to 2 or even 3%!

Don T

To be fair, I got a big homefield advantage @ Lemuel Auto Parts Coliseum.

ThePirateSloth

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Horatio Cornblower

It’s a little early for banancakes, but Seattle and New York are apparently not waiting around.

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King Hippo

I know VAR will take that TD from my greedy hands

Mr. Ayo

Nyet, comrade.

King Hippo

WOO!!!!!

Col. Duke LaCross

Holy shit Giants.

fleshwound_NPG

afternoon slate rating: “wonder how the liberty/aces wnba playoff game is going”

fleshwound_NPG

lady jets being the only non-embarrassment in new york today thus far

Beerguyrob

Oh, that’s a TD.

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Redshirt

Playoff Window, my old friend.
Its time to close you once again.
Because the defense cannot stop shit
And its causing all our hopes to split
That dark cloud has returned to the Jungle
or never left.
And we’re now, the Bungals.

Beerguyrob

On the positive side, I’ll yell at him for you when he faces The Bloodline at Survivor Series in Vancouver.

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King Hippo

I do like the throwback helmet, with the snorting horsey

Dunstan

Inspired by John Elway coke binges, no doubt

King Hippo

stomp whinny – ah thought they was sugar cubes!!

Beerguyrob

Or regular John Elway photos. Dude looks like Secretariat after Rick & Morty shrunk him.

Mr. Ayo

Love the Orange Crush and old school helmets. A+ throwbacks for me.

King Hippo

if you haven’t got a penny, then a ha’penny will do!

Mr. Ayo

Quoth the Raven:

The BUNGLES!

fleshwound_NPG

king henry pillaging the cincy village

Dunstan

EYE DISCIPLINE REFERENCE! Everybody drink!

Horatio Cornblower

THAT FG ATTEMPT I CALL IT A BDSM PORNO, BECAUSE THAT WAS SOME BRUTAL BALL HANDLING!!!

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Gatoraids

shank’lor pulling for the tie

fleshwound_NPG

glorious tie possible in bal/cin!

King Hippo

YOINK!!!

King Hippo

and MOST GLORIOUS DRAW is well in play

King Hippo

(ok maybe not)

Redshirt

Bengals are trying to ice their own kicker?

Redshirt

It worked

Don T

Just their pubter

King Hippo

Donks folk really hate losing to the Raiders, even though we are prolifically good at it…

Horatio Cornblower

“Others of you are going to see the Giants-Seahawks!”

Is that a threat? That seems like a threat.

Beerguyrob

It’s a promise.

King Hippo

#TwoThings

Col. Duke LaCross

SUDDEN CHANGE!

Col. Duke LaCross

97° in the Niners death-ray stadium.

King Hippo

Hopefully Dreamboat is uncomfortable. Why would they a/c the press box in that area?

fleshwound_NPG

whatever you do today, do NOT look at Josh Allen’s stats

King Hippo

WKRP’s only hope is Lamar! having to poop (like a few years back)

fleshwound_NPG

guess what

ThePirateSloth

My puppy is wearing the dreaded [big narrator voice] Cone Of Shame. It is both so so sad and adorable at the same time.

Unsurprised

I should go visit your bar since I’m heading out a anyway

ThePirateSloth

I sold my tickets to a friend, I won’t be there today.

Unsurprised

Next time. It’s the pub on A street, right?

ThePirateSloth

Wait, you in Portland or Seattle? Both have a Firehouse Pub, lol.

Unsurprised

Portland.

ThePirateSloth

Yes, A Ave. I don’t live in LO anymore, I’m up in Eliot by the old Nike store.

Unsurprised

Kyler ran in a TD! What the fuck is going on today?

Gatoraids

defense forgot to look down?

Horatio Cornblower

I know the feeling; we’ve had to replace so many cookie jars in this house because of that.

King Hippo

My oldest kid (in Donks gear) and her Raider-supporting boyfriend are in Mile High today!

Beerguyrob

Also, I’m going to finish 0-14 in the Fantasy league, so this is all I have.

Beerguyrob

HOW THE FUCK YA DOIN BOYS?!

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King Hippo

if the Truther D/ST could score a few times, would be mighty helpful, JUST SAYIN

Beerguyrob

It’d be helpful.

Unsurprised

Your wish has been granted.

Don T

bello

Beerguyrob

You know it, brother.