2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: First Round, Day 3

Senor Weaselo

Senor Weaselo

Senor Weaselo plays the violin. He tucks it right under his chin. When he isn’t doing that, he enjoys watching his teams (Yankees, Jets, Knicks, and Rangers), trying to ingest enough capsaicin to make himself breathe fire (it hasn’t happened yet), and scheming to acquire the Bryant Park zamboni.
Senor Weaselo

If I’m gonna have a new dancing song every day we’re gonna be in trouble. There will be no ABBA, dammit. Also figuring out the word count, because I don’t think the polls count and we have quotas to hit here, quotas that at this moment we’re nowhere close to that if anything it’ll be easier to hit after the first round. Anyway, it’s Day 3 of this month-long marathon of mumbling from your fifth-favorite mustelid, or at least fifth by my count behind Wolverine, Doc Martens, and a couple of otters, because those things are goddamn adorable. Maybe even Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret?

“Is that a student?” “Technically it’s a ferret.” And thus, I have filled my gratuitous Harry Potter reference for the week.

Anyway, Day 3 brings the end of the first round of the BLEERGH region, so let’s get to those two matchups right away.

First Round, BLEERGH Region

  • 10. “That thing went from 9% completed to 90% completed faster than me when I lost my virginity.” (57%, 20 Votes)
  • 7. “Maybe Chip Kelly asked for this and did not want to get fired on NFL Coaching Black Monday because, ya know…” (43%, 15 Votes)

Total Voters: 35

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First Round, BLEERGH Region

  • 2. “Blax wins for creating ONE human? Well I don’t mean to brag, but I just flushed 100 million potential humans down the toilet, so where’s my award?” (66%, 23 Votes)
  • 15. “Gruden sounded like the most exasperated babysitter ever when he said ‘Eli… he’s a handful.’” (34%, 12 Votes)

Total Voters: 35

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Tomorrow’ll bring about the beginning of the GAMBLOR Regional, so check your brackets accordingly and I’ll be back this time tomorrow to open the voting in the region. And BLEERGH’s first round recaps will follow suit once the whole region is counted, so… Tuesday? In the meantime, you know what to do!

Senor Weaselo
Senor Weaselo
Senor Weaselo plays the violin. He tucks it right under his chin. When he isn't doing that, he enjoys watching his teams (Yankees, Jets, Knicks, and Rangers), trying to ingest enough capsaicin to make himself breathe fire (it hasn't happened yet), and scheming to acquire the Bryant Park zamboni.
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Goddammit that was icing, didn’t call it, Rangers score and tie it up.
That’s bullshit.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Alex Ovechkin just gave a kid sitting behind the glass, an NYR fan, a puck.
THOSE DAMNED RUSSIANS ARE INFILTRATING EVERYTHING.

(yes I’m joking)
((I think))

Porky Prime
Porky Prime

Saving ABBA for the finals, got it. Take a chance take chance take a take a chance chance.

blaxabbath

Go blax!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Once you go Blax, you’ll never go bax.

theeWeeBabySeamus

This is one happy pussy.
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Horatio Cornblower

They usually are if you can work both thumbs in like that.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Oh, and

THIS SEÑOR I CALL HIM ESPN BECAUSE HE’S BRINGING US SUPERFICIAL INTRODUCTION TO BRACKETOLOGY WHETHER WE WANT IT OR NOT

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Saw the Cubs lose yesterday. Second verse, same as the first?

theeWeeBabySeamus

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King Hippo

FUCK, how did Mitrovic not score??

litre_cola

Well, we suck you see, and can’t have nice things.

rockingdog
rockingdog

SNL funny:

King Hippo

Fuck’s sake, SPAL. Conceded before I could even get the stream up!

King Hippo

Jeeeeeeesus, stream off now.

nomonkeyfun

Getting old sucks.

litre_cola

How long until I have a rage fit? Kid was up at 1 am, I hate Chelski as much as the Dallas Cowboys and my son could startnin Mighty Whiteys back 4.

herodotus450
herodotus450

wat.

litre_cola

Aaand Torino bangs in 3 at the end. Praise Gamblor!!!

King Hippo

I joined ye on the 9a SPAL bet, apologies if I jinx it

litre_cola

Have also turned my attention to The Netherlands as well as my earlier email.
SPAL! SPAL! SPAL!

King Hippo

Like my ex-grandfather-in-law said, If you ain’t Dutch, you ain’t much!

King Hippo

All I have left in play are SPAL, Renate (Serie C) at 10:30, and Alajulense at 6p. Re-upped for Monday, some tasty matchups then.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That 7-10 matchup should be closer than it currently is.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Ah, that’s better.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Apparently I’m in the Watt Zone, where it’s all about rising and grinding. NOW GIMME THAT CONTENT!

King Hippo

A reminder of exactly what Everton is all about. Special, special club. Also gonna be pissing down at Goodison, COYB!!

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/02/sports/everton-liverpool-merseyside-derby.html#click=https://t.co/BANmPuvGYI

scotchnaut

First they came for Sunday Gravy and I said nothing because I wasn’t a liquid…

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“They’re coming for the gravy?”

[racks round into shotgun]

“Not on my watch.”

– Indiana residents