This Train Keeps Rollin’-Your Afternoon NFL Slate of Games

Surprisingly, not a lot of action on the west coast for this window but we’ll be entertained nontheless.

To The Games!

Chargers/Broncos:

Dobbins got out of the gate strong with 266 yards in the first two games but has only accrued 76 in his last two outings. Does he have a nagging injury or are opposing defenses keying on him because the whole league knows what Harbaugh wants to do? Bo Nix is showing a great deal of progress lately, throwing for two scores and running for a third last week. Touted rookie rb Audric Estime has been activated for the first time but he’s listed as questionable. Do you figure Payton’s darling gets his feet wet today?

Steelers/Raiders:

Noll! Madden! This is a tremendous tussle…50 years ago. My fear is that Fields is going to make one mistake too many and get yanked in the next few weeks because Wilson is practicing on a regular basis now and if the latter is known for one thing (aside from being a loon) it’s not turning the ball over. On the other side Pierce is tired of giveaways so O’Connell is now under center, yeah, that’ll fix things. He best lean on the very talented Brock Bowers.

Lions/Cowboys:

If you managed to grab both Gibbs and Montgomery you’re the smartest rabbit in the den. The former has been top 15 every week and the latter has a scoring streak going back seven games. With Detroit having the 7th-best passing offense and Dallas being 2nd, expect the points to come in bunches. Goff now has 19 straight completions over two games-the record is 25. Them Cowboys need this game badly because they have the league’s toughest schedule over the next four weeks.

Falcons/Panthers:

Hear Ye. Hear Ye. Play all the Atlanta players you can. Cousins should have himself another helluva game and I hope he takes Mooney along for the ride once again. That Carolina D has given up 20 TD’s already and an average of 33 ppg. Poor Canales-on top of everything he’s missing six starters for this one.

Let’s go back, Jack. Do it again.

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WCS

For someone who *does* get open “all the fucking time,” learn to catch the ball, Georgie.

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King Hippo

he’s on my Vodka team, the assdick

Doktor Zymm

Pretty sure my 250 for Fields would have been spot on too if he had made his catches

fleshwound_NPG

detroit fat men are not allowed to play offense in dallas

Unsurprised

Disgusting. This is fatphobia!

Doktor Zymm

Don’t worry Scott Hanson, no one needs to see the conclusion of the Lions eating the Cowpersons

Unsurprised

I do. For schadenfreude.

Doktor Zymm

That is an excellent reason

Mr. Ayo

Agreed. This is great content.

King Hippo

pretty damned funny that they are actively fucking with them now. Like a cat with 75% ded mouse.

Unsurprised

Reidish time management by Denver

Col. Duke LaCross
Mr. Ayo

YYYYEEEEHHHHAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!

We’re worse than HI I’M MARK DAVIS’S shitty team!

Mr. Ayo

Oh shit, it’s his birthday.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASSHOLE!

Unsurprised

Detroit bringing that Joe Lewis energy.

Doktor Zymm

Some rum punch with your canned ham?

King Hippo

If Rob Manfred was NFL commish? He’d ban the Peanut Punch. 100%

Unsurprised

Then it’s imperative he’s kept as far as fucking possible from that position.

King Hippo

can a Cowperson feel shame?

WCS

I think we’ve known the answer for a few decades now.

Mr. Ayo

DONKS WOO!!!

King Hippo

Doing just enough to garbage time fuck me in fantasy.

(and NO, that 100% was not a catch)

yeah right

Youngest right is 35 today. I gave her an authentic Irish sweater made with 100% irish wool in a lovely shade of green. She loved it.

And yes that makes me feel old in every way.

Unsurprised

That makes me feel old and I’m not quite ten years older.

clint greasewood

Its time dak

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Doktor Zymm

Did I say every 5 minutes? I meant every 3.

At least I was right about 2 Fields rushing TDs!

ballsofsteelandfury

Can you keep him on your bench the rest of the year?

Doktor Zymm

He’s actually done well when I’ve started him too, it seems to be whenever Kyler has a shitty day.

Double checked and yeah, he’s the anti-Kyler

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WCS

So. Very. Rikki’s. Raiders.

King Hippo

They should leave a camera exclusively on Tomlin’s facial expressions. Such pure joy.

ArmedandHammered

I was just stunned a second before starting to laugh. At least The Raiders is easier to say than The Aristocrats

Mr. Ayo

RIP Hutchinson

fleshwound_NPG

curse of bobby layne

now, and forever, undefeated

King Hippo

Yeah, it looked almost like Dak redux. Deffo a break.

Mr. Ayo

Broken leg. Done for at least this season.

ArmedandHammered

Especially if it is the femur.

Unsurprised

The hit was to his lower leg, but still.

Mr. Ayo

Compound fracture of the tibia isn’t much better

King Hippo

yeah powdered bones is always tricky

Unsurprised

True

Doktor Zymm

Chuba Hubba Bubble

Wakezilla

“We won’t show a replay of Hutchinson ‘s injury, but we’ll show you a replay of Hutchinson ‘s face in utter agony, screaming that he broke his leg!”

NGL, I’d rather see the leg break than some poor guy emoting that

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Gumbygirl

It was Gruesome, Weirdly.

ArmedandHammered

You wanna be a Flintstone?

Gumbygirl

I yabbadabbadoo!

Doktor Zymm

It’s gotta be pretty bad, I’m guessing compound fracture surgery bad. Hope the kid heals up okay

WCS

I very much support Antonio Pierce’s coaching philosophy of, “not comprehending foobawl.”

And THEN that happens.

Holy shit, Rikki.

King Hippo

oh my

Mr. Ayo

That’s Rikki’s Raiders!

Doktor Zymm

You would think that they should revert to mean incompetence but somehow no!

Mr. Ayo

Holy shit. They one upped themselves again.

Doktor Zymm

Just set up a macro to post this every 5 minutes

Mr. Ayo

Still baffled that they beat the Ravens this year. How in the fuck?

Doktor Zymm

Fluke of the year

King Hippo

Balmer had the ball with a 10 point lead, like 6 minutes to play. Just inexplicable.

King Hippo

Coach Epps might have to put the scholarship defense back in.

Mr. Ayo

Still above 500 for another season. Absolute magic.

King Hippo
Doktor Zymm

It’s like “The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly”

ArmedandHammered

Never change Dallas, never change.

Doktor Zymm

Oh that was a PRETTY Goffdown

King Hippo

JamesonDOWN!

WCS

*TWO* touched downs in the same game?!
Slow down, fellas. Save some for later.

Doktor Zymm

Najee finally gettin it in!

WCS

Zach Frazier is hurt.

WCS

Excuse me….

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yeah right

God I love football when my team is on the bye week.

Mr. Ayo

SKOL!!

yeah right

And Walker’s Scottish short bread is fucking magical. Perfect with a cup of breakfast tea.

Doktor Zymm

It’s amazing what you can do when you throw caustion to the wind and make a cookie with 50% butter!

yeah right

It’s truly buttery.

I have an idea for next year’s Sunday Gravy!

Gatoraids

yes feel blessed the dolphins didnt lose this week

Wakezilla

Your team can’t lose when they’re on a bye week

yeah right

Exactly

WCS

That’s Rikki’s Raiders!

King Hippo

We need a new Very Special Episode

King Hippo

I dunno, this is mighty dumb even by Raiders standards.

Doktor Zymm

Just further support for my theory that the team’s only job is to fill the stadium with opposing fans

King Hippo

The home crowd does indeed sound mighty pleased!

Doktor Zymm

Fields and Goff both with slightly more points than a full game of Call of Duty at the half

ArmedandHammered

The rabbits are just sitting, staring at me, judging me. I am beginning to think they disapprove of me smoking weed.

Unsurprised

Rabbits are notorious teetotalers

Gatoraids

wants to know why you are burning their food

ArmedandHammered

I let them sniff some and they wanted nothing to do with it. Maybe it is because I don’t give them a hit.

Gumbygirl

They call you Bogart

ArmedandHammered

Better than calling me Asshole, I would never knowingly get them stoned so they call whatever they want. I know of people who did that and I view it as a form of abuse.

ArmedandHammered

Sorry if that sounds accusing, just very stoned.

Wakezilla

How much Xanax is Jerral going to take at halftime to get him to chill out and avoid a rage induced heart attack?

ArmedandHammered

Some poor woman’s jaw is going to be sore tomorrow.

ArmedandHammered

I wonder if TMJ:carpal tunnel as whores:office worker

Unsurprised

All of it

WCS

WHISKEY AND BLOW NEVER LET THE OL DOUBLE J DOWN BEFORE YYYYEEEEHHHHAAAAWWWWWWWWWW

Mr. Ayo

He’ll be fine.

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Horatio Cornblower

With all this booing descending on Jerrah’s special boys, at home, I would be kind of surprised if McCarthy were still around after the bye. His only chance is all the injuries.

Unsurprised

What’s Double J’s stance on the Irish?

Horatio Cornblower

Someone’s gotta dig the ditches, and it’s better than having to pay a colored fella to do it.

ArmedandHammered

Jerrahhh looks disgusted at what he is seeing.

ArmedandHammered

And then that happened.

Gatoraids

somewhere an ex Orchids of Asia employee smiles

WCS

Oh, Strawberry.

Unsurprised

You’ve seen Red Rocket, too?

Good movie.

Mr. Ayo

DONKS WOO!!!

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King Hippo

this is…not even his worst HT line. It was -6 total at the half of the Jest game.

Mr. Ayo

I’m more amused that fatty Peyton thought this was his guy.

King Hippo

tuff butt FARE

Doktor Zymm

Fun fact: In addition to an expression of excitement, WOO can also be the sound of air escaping from a punctured lung

Mr. Ayo

Paging “Dr.” Chao

Unsurprised

This has “Christopher Lee explaining the sound made be a man stabbed in the back” vibes.

WCS

Soundgarden being used in a NCIS promo.

I guess I’m off to yell at clouds.

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King Hippo

hey, they got an idea for somethin’ they can do with the gun…

King Hippo

On the plus side, at least I started the Clippers’ D/ST in Maths Is Hard

LemonJello

Lotsa flags this Sunday. Is it BLEERGH Appreciation Week for the NFL?

Doktor Zymm

At least no one has been penalized for signaling first down yet today. Of all the idiotic things for the league to clutch their pearls about…

Doktor Zymm

bijou Bijan!

Mr. Ayo

Kyle Pitts sighting!

Gumbygirl

Sounds like a Lions home game!

King Hippo

Wait, FOX. Fucking FOX just ran this as bumper music…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTXt93-jD4o

Gatoraids

they are big backers of the Police

King Hippo

#VoteCopmala!

King Hippo

That was some straight-up Lamar! material. Good on Strawberry Fields.

fleshwound_NPG

that stand up to all the hate commercial listed all the leagues that were supporting the cause

one of the leagues was nascar, whom had jd vance at the race today

WCS

Let’s go Brandon!

fleshwound_NPG

cte + high school dropout + believe lizard people exist =

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Unsurprised

Hate is like 90% of being a sports fan.

King Hippo

This is in JerralWorld, right? BlueBunny might as well clear out his office at HT.

LemonJello

Security will have to escort him out so he doesn’t swing by the walk-in freezer and clean it out as well.

Doktor Zymm

He won’t fire a coach midseason, he’ll just be super passive aggressive until the actual firing feels like a relief