Surprisingly, not a lot of action on the west coast for this window but we’ll be entertained nontheless.
To The Games!
Chargers/Broncos:
Dobbins got out of the gate strong with 266 yards in the first two games but has only accrued 76 in his last two outings. Does he have a nagging injury or are opposing defenses keying on him because the whole league knows what Harbaugh wants to do? Bo Nix is showing a great deal of progress lately, throwing for two scores and running for a third last week. Touted rookie rb Audric Estime has been activated for the first time but he’s listed as questionable. Do you figure Payton’s darling gets his feet wet today?
Steelers/Raiders:
Noll! Madden! This is a tremendous tussle…50 years ago. My fear is that Fields is going to make one mistake too many and get yanked in the next few weeks because Wilson is practicing on a regular basis now and if the latter is known for one thing (aside from being a loon) it’s not turning the ball over. On the other side Pierce is tired of giveaways so O’Connell is now under center, yeah, that’ll fix things. He best lean on the very talented Brock Bowers.
Lions/Cowboys:
If you managed to grab both Gibbs and Montgomery you’re the smartest rabbit in the den. The former has been top 15 every week and the latter has a scoring streak going back seven games. With Detroit having the 7th-best passing offense and Dallas being 2nd, expect the points to come in bunches. Goff now has 19 straight completions over two games-the record is 25. Them Cowboys need this game badly because they have the league’s toughest schedule over the next four weeks.
Falcons/Panthers:
Hear Ye. Hear Ye. Play all the Atlanta players you can. Cousins should have himself another helluva game and I hope he takes Mooney along for the ride once again. That Carolina D has given up 20 TD’s already and an average of 33 ppg. Poor Canales-on top of everything he’s missing six starters for this one.
Let’s go back, Jack. Do it again.
For someone who *does* get open “all the fucking time,” learn to catch the ball, Georgie.
he’s on my Vodka team, the assdick
Pretty sure my 250 for Fields would have been spot on too if he had made his catches
detroit fat men are not allowed to play offense in dallas
Disgusting. This is fatphobia!
Don’t worry Scott Hanson, no one needs to see the conclusion of the Lions eating the Cowpersons
I do. For schadenfreude.
That is an excellent reason
Agreed. This is great content.
pretty damned funny that they are actively fucking with them now. Like a cat with 75% ded mouse.
Reidish time management by Denver
Vannoy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33LHcaZMUZk&pp=ygUMbGFtYXIgdmFubm95
YYYYEEEEHHHHAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!
We’re worse than HI I’M MARK DAVIS’S shitty team!
Oh shit, it’s his birthday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASSHOLE!
Detroit bringing that Joe Lewis energy.
Some rum punch with your canned ham?
If Rob Manfred was NFL commish? He’d ban the Peanut Punch. 100%
Then it’s imperative he’s kept as far as fucking possible from that position.
can a Cowperson feel shame?
I think we’ve known the answer for a few decades now.
DONKS WOO!!!
Doing just enough to garbage time fuck me in fantasy.
(and NO, that 100% was not a catch)
Youngest right is 35 today. I gave her an authentic Irish sweater made with 100% irish wool in a lovely shade of green. She loved it.
And yes that makes me feel old in every way.
That makes me feel old and I’m not quite ten years older.
Its time dak
Did I say every 5 minutes? I meant every 3.
At least I was right about 2 Fields rushing TDs!
Can you keep him on your bench the rest of the year?
He’s actually done well when I’ve started him too, it seems to be whenever Kyler has a shitty day.
Double checked and yeah, he’s the anti-Kyler
So. Very. Rikki’s. Raiders.
They should leave a camera exclusively on Tomlin’s facial expressions. Such pure joy.
I was just stunned a second before starting to laugh. At least The Raiders is easier to say than The Aristocrats
RIP Hutchinson
curse of bobby layne
now, and forever, undefeated
Yeah, it looked almost like Dak redux. Deffo a break.
Something very wrong with Hutchinson?
Broken leg. Done for at least this season.
Especially if it is the femur.
The hit was to his lower leg, but still.
Compound fracture of the tibia isn’t much better
yeah powdered bones is always tricky
True
Chuba Hubba Bubble
“We won’t show a replay of Hutchinson ‘s injury, but we’ll show you a replay of Hutchinson ‘s face in utter agony, screaming that he broke his leg!”
NGL, I’d rather see the leg break than some poor guy emoting that
It was Gruesome, Weirdly.
You wanna be a Flintstone?
I yabbadabbadoo!
It’s gotta be pretty bad, I’m guessing compound fracture surgery bad. Hope the kid heals up okay
I very much support Antonio Pierce’s coaching philosophy of, “not comprehending foobawl.”
And THEN that happens.
Holy shit, Rikki.
oh my
That’s Rikki’s Raiders!
You would think that they should revert to mean incompetence but somehow no!
Holy shit. They one upped themselves again.
Just set up a macro to post this every 5 minutes
Still baffled that they beat the Ravens this year. How in the fuck?
Fluke of the year
Balmer had the ball with a 10 point lead, like 6 minutes to play. Just inexplicable.
Coach Epps might have to put the scholarship defense back in.
Still above 500 for another season. Absolute magic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWW4RagzYM4
Cowboys dying and dragging it out for three straight hours-I respect Lane Frost because he only took 8 seconds.
It’s like “The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly”
Never change Dallas, never change.
Oh that was a PRETTY Goffdown
JamesonDOWN!
*TWO* touched downs in the same game?!
Slow down, fellas. Save some for later.
Najee finally gettin it in!
Zach Frazier is hurt.
Excuse me….
God I love football when my team is on the bye week.
SKOL!!
And Walker’s Scottish short bread is fucking magical. Perfect with a cup of breakfast tea.
It’s amazing what you can do when you throw caustion to the wind and make a cookie with 50% butter!
It’s truly buttery.
I have an idea for next year’s Sunday Gravy!
yes feel blessed the dolphins didnt lose this week
Your team can’t lose when they’re on a bye week
Exactly
That’s Rikki’s Raiders!
We need a new Very Special Episode
I dunno, this is mighty dumb even by Raiders standards.
Just further support for my theory that the team’s only job is to fill the stadium with opposing fans
The home crowd does indeed sound mighty pleased!
Fields and Goff both with slightly more points than a full game of Call of Duty at the half
The rabbits are just sitting, staring at me, judging me. I am beginning to think they disapprove of me smoking weed.
Rabbits are notorious teetotalers
wants to know why you are burning their food
I let them sniff some and they wanted nothing to do with it. Maybe it is because I don’t give them a hit.
They call you Bogart
Better than calling me Asshole, I would never knowingly get them stoned so they call whatever they want. I know of people who did that and I view it as a form of abuse.
Sorry if that sounds accusing, just very stoned.
How much Xanax is Jerral going to take at halftime to get him to chill out and avoid a rage induced heart attack?
Some poor woman’s jaw is going to be sore tomorrow.
I wonder if TMJ:carpal tunnel as whores:office worker
All of it
WHISKEY AND BLOW NEVER LET THE OL DOUBLE J DOWN BEFORE YYYYEEEEHHHHAAAAWWWWWWWWWW
He’ll be fine.
With all this booing descending on Jerrah’s special boys, at home, I would be kind of surprised if McCarthy were still around after the bye. His only chance is all the injuries.
What’s Double J’s stance on the Irish?
Someone’s gotta dig the ditches, and it’s better than having to pay a colored fella to do it.
Jerrahhh looks disgusted at what he is seeing.
And then that happened.
somewhere an ex Orchids of Asia employee smiles
Oh, Strawberry.
You’ve seen Red Rocket, too?
Good movie.
DONKS WOO!!!
this is…not even his worst HT line. It was -6 total at the half of the Jest game.
I’m more amused that fatty Peyton thought this was his guy.
tuff butt FARE
Fun fact: In addition to an expression of excitement, WOO can also be the sound of air escaping from a punctured lung
Paging “Dr.” Chao
This has “Christopher Lee explaining the sound made be a man stabbed in the back” vibes.
Soundgarden being used in a NCIS promo.
I guess I’m off to yell at clouds.
hey, they got an idea for somethin’ they can do with the gun…
On the plus side, at least I started the Clippers’ D/ST in Maths Is Hard
Lotsa flags this Sunday. Is it BLEERGH Appreciation Week for the NFL?
At least no one has been penalized for signaling first down yet today. Of all the idiotic things for the league to clutch their pearls about…
bijou Bijan!
Kyle Pitts sighting!
Sounds like a Lions home game!
Wait, FOX. Fucking FOX just ran this as bumper music…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTXt93-jD4o
they are big backers of the Police
#VoteCopmala!
That was some straight-up Lamar! material. Good on Strawberry Fields.
that stand up to all the hate commercial listed all the leagues that were supporting the cause
one of the leagues was nascar, whom had jd vance at the race today
Let’s go Brandon!
cte + high school dropout + believe lizard people exist =
Hate is like 90% of being a sports fan.
This is in JerralWorld, right? BlueBunny might as well clear out his office at HT.
Security will have to escort him out so he doesn’t swing by the walk-in freezer and clean it out as well.
He won’t fire a coach midseason, he’ll just be super passive aggressive until the actual firing feels like a relief