What Time is it? Early. Your London NFL Game Open Thread

We’re wack and we’re back! My dumbest dog Molly is doing her part by barking her ass off at nothing at 6:30, waking up the neighbors. Did the boy let her out knowing she would do so? Yes, yes he did.

Did you also know that Londinium was founded by the Romans in AD 43 when they plopped a bridge over the Thames? You’d have thought that the ragged mutton-munching peasants of the day would coalesce around this central location beforehand but Wiki tells me that’s not the case. Those cabbage-burping bastards had to be led by their snot-dripping noses to one of the world’s greatest cities. Enough history, there’s a football tilt afoot.

To The Game!

Jax/Bears:

-A game vs Carolina is good for the soul and rookie QB’s. Caleb had his best game yet as a pro throwing for 302 and two TD’s against the Panthers. And now here comes the Jags D which is ranked 31st overall and dead last vs the pass.

-The Bears D is another story altogether-they’ve allowed 21 or less points to opponents in eleven straight games. They’re also doing what they should by giving the ball back to the O for more scoring opportunities. They’ve generated more turnovers than all but two other teams.

-Poor Starts: That lax Jax D has put the team in a hole for four straight games by giving up an opening drive TD.

-Brian Thomas Jr’s receiving prop is 55.5 yards and given his ability to get behind defenses, he could get that on one play. The Bears starting cb Brisker is out today as well.

-Evan Engram is back after a four game respite so there’s that.

-Lawrence temporarily batted away critics concerns by going 28 of 34 for 371 last week.

-For what its worth, Chicago is the home team here.

Dip your crumpets in your weak tea or whatever.

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yeah right

Out of bed, grocery store accomplished, now I’m having breakfast tea and biscuits as one is supposed to do in these moments.

Don T

I am sure that Paintin’ Manning is a documentary, not a bit.

Unsurprised

If it were a documentary, he’d be painting her face with his nuts

Don T

What a day to sit Keenan Allen
/kicks air, nudges table

Unsurprised

I would counsel Jacksonville to burn it all down and piss on the ashes.

clint greasewood

Jerrah Jones math:
1 pile of coke plus this other pile of coke equals 3 days and nights of straight whore’n and possible 5 more illegitimate children.

LemonJello

+1 YEEEEEEEeeeeeeeHAAAAWWWWwwwwwwww

Horatio Cornblower

Nothing I like more than spending my Sunday drafting objections to bullshit motions in limine for a trial starting this week.

On the other hand, I do enjoy writing things like “the Defendants are not aware of any authority that supports the Plaintiff’s assertions, and is frankly dubious that such authority exists.”

3 years of law school to learn to politely write “blow it out your ass, counselor, your position rests on a foundation of bullshit and dreams.”

Don T

The revised ABA Model Rules must allow the reply wanking gif

Horatio Cornblower

It would have meant three less pages in my brief; I’m sure the Court would appreciate the brevity.

Redshirt

This may be the 2nd London game in a row that resulted in a coach being cut, or in this case, shivved.

Unsurprised

Doug Pederson is going to get killed leaving the stadium like the kid in Eastern Promises

Unsurprised

Are the Jags receivers playing soccer rules? No hands?

2Pack

That was an easy TD. Hit him where he least expected it though.

Unsurprised

The hands?

2Pack

And numbers. Only took them 3 dropped TD passes to get a TD pass.

Unsurprised

The last time London saw a bomb that big just barely miss its target, Thatcher lived.

Mr. Ayo

And he dropped it.

/cuts Thomas Jr

LemonJello

After that drop, send him across the middle like a WW1 Tommy in no man’s land

litre_cola

So Pederson must be the next coach clipped.

Spur

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King Hippo

Inside the mind of Prison Girlfriend:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxPkqcFbcBw

King Hippo

Shall we get The Transatlantic Legend of White Mac?

King Hippo

WE SHALL!

Spur

Caleb at the Pub after the game
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Horatio Cornblower

Those damn Peruvian immigrants are takin’ our fittest birds!!

clint greasewood

Peterson about to join Robert Salah with with the post London tea time.

Unsurprised

At least I’m having a better day than whatever caused that banging sound outside.

Spur

Raiders should be able to get Trevor Lawrence for cheap.
Am thinking 4 hot cakes, 2 tins of Fruit cocktail and 3 cartons of cigarettes.

litre_cola

Breakfast of champions.

Don T

4 if Parliaments. That sucked-in filter 👎🏼
/pops 2nd nic gum

Unsurprised

You’d think they’d have better ball-handling skills in Jacksonville

LemonJello

Put the whole team on the no-fly list. They can be refugees in their future home.

LemonJello

Fuck it. Deport them to Afghanistan.

Unsurprised

The Taliban can put them in the zoo for the Chinese tourists to gawk at.

Spur

for the Chinese tourists to gawk at eat.

Col. Duke LaCross

Four forward passing touchdowns? From a Bear?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGmKLUIpwrM&pp=ygUPbG9jbyBlbiBlbCBjb2Nv

Unsurprised

God Fucking Damn It!

Spur

London Bears are killers
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King Hippo

FUCK YOUR NEIL DIAMOND

Horatio Cornblower

Very excited to have become the favoUrite in my FF match-up by the advanced strategy of realizing that Minnesota has a bye this week and I didn’t have a defense.

Big hopes for the Tampa Bay D this week!

LemonJello

Good catch. You wouldn’t want to…

/removes sunglasses, winks at Lowratio

Come up short.

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Col. Duke LaCross

Bearsenscheissing vs Jagurasing. The surmountable force meets the moveable object.

Mr. Ayo

Jagurasing intensifies

LemonJello

Oh, for fucks sake. Cut everybody. Contract the franchise and raze Jacksonville

Mr. Ayo

The prison yard turned 10 darker shades of red today.

Horatio Cornblower

Was razing Jacksonville not already on the table?

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Spur

Shit, didn’t realize i had Bears on my parley – Bears -1.5.
it looks safe

2Pack

“Jaguars” end zone painted in Bears colors. UK must be wanting to save on paint color costs.

Spur

Morning Folks

King Hippo

“replay assist” = insta-VAR

LemonJello

Panthers v Giants in Munich? Germany’s war crime drought comes to an end.

Unsurprised

Their punishment must be more severe.