It’s been a long day. The Giants lost like a big buncha losers. (typing this at 12:54 EST) Just as an aside, I wish I had the blind, unwarranted confidence of a Chris Berman-he’s so far past irrelevance and yet he waddles out there every Sunday like he owns the fricking place. Fuck him. Where were we? Oh yeah…
To The Game!
Jets/Steelers:
-Fantasy monkeys are all ascared about wr Wilson’s prospects now that Davante is on the field. Yeah, that uber-talented dude now gets covered by the other team’s #1 cb at least 50% less. Boo Hoo.
-Speaking of, there’s talk of how many plays Adams will be involved in but there’s got to be some routes that Mr. Research and his best buddy know by heart. I just hope that Lazard’s heart isn’t broken because Aaron is moving on.
-It’s yet another standalone game for the Jets-I guess the league thinks that polarizing nutbars that do their own homework bump up the viewership. [thinks for a bit] They’re probably not wrong.
-Useful Poll Results: A majority of Jets fans approved of the latest trade. Duh.
-Beware T.J. Watt, especially since Rodgers leg issues have caused him to be sacked 11 times and hit 30 more times in the last three tilts.
-Do you think Wilson is washed? I do. And yet here he is, trying to breathe some life into an Arthur Smith offense that would have been mid-level in the 80’s.
-Seriously, way back in the day Wilson was a great deep-ball tosser and Pitt only has that Pickens dude that can go long. I’m guessing Sauce has that covered as is the way with his people/emulsions.
Take it away brothers and sisters.
Woody embarrassed in front of the Brits, The slobs back in New Jersey and now the Yinzers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7UMubmfbH0
Tomlin should ride a Harley out of the stadium to this.
BEAT DEM BUMS.
The good Mr. Rodgers!
They are a bit too quick with the whistle. If the rb is still moving forward, let the play continue, for fuck’s sake!
Live look at Robert Saleh
Revolutions Podcast is back!
Kamala is going to make all prisoners get sex changes AND BACK AGAIN TO THEIR ORIGINAL EQUIPMENT just to waste our tax dollars and expedite Satan’s takeover of Massachusetts (he’ll obviously start there).
We should start to rumor on Truth Social that Kamala is going to make sex changes mandatory for all federal prisoners, just to get Donald more freaked out about becoming Dana Trump.
already got the tits, so he really should not be that scared
Forces acting on a rotating propeller and/or dick joke:
https://ibb.co/N77KnNQ
The joke’s on all of you: there is no centrifugal force.
Or birds.
Or Jets.
one more inning until we get dodgers/yankees, the most expensive fight since jeremy clarkson fought piers morgan on the last concorde flight
Today I watched our obese neighbor, not wearing a helmet, pedaling a bike that was undersized, with a flat tire. She was balancing a toddler on the crossbar, who was also not wearing a helmet. The bike was wobbling like a stripper’s tits during an earthquake.
Some people should be mulched and spread over farmland to feed crops.
I haven’t seen this many wrecked jets since…well, nothing comes immediately to mind, so fill in the blank on your own.
Since the Davis-Monthan Air Force Base Aircraft Boneyard?
Ramstein, Germany 1988
fuck off, autocorrect I know what I’m doing
sometimes
France countryside, 1917?
A successful Ukrainian drone strike on a Russian airfield?
Act III of West Side Story?
Since JD Vance had a romantic encounter with a futon in the jacuzzi?
Congrats to Weaselo and all the other New Yorkers on getting the most important championship!
None better!
Remember when Josh McDaniels bailed on them and we all laughed because we thought it meant the absolute end to his prospects of ever landing a head coaching job in the NFL?
Rikki from January 2022 membah’s!
Thus ends a Legacy of Failure. Also that block call was definitely a little favorable.
Noted expert at being able to speak with his mouth full, Cris Collinsworth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHl_DaeMDpI
Not saying, but, just saying.
Big Tits got excited for the block!
Trump’s still at the game? And awake?
His new nickname is Shitty McFat Tits.
Why must you insult tits like this?
Woody in shambles right now.
The bourbon was good, and fuck Rodgers and his fake stigmata, was already feeling kinda maudlin so I think I’m out after dude carted off with serious looking injury. Good night y’all, sleep tight and sweet dreams
Was there ever a porno parody of Buck Rodgers called “Fuck Rodgers” and yes I am asking Balls.
I swear I saw Fake Stigmata as an opening act somewhere
Can we all pitch in for a drone and fire it at Colinsworth?
The child-killer version. Thinking ahead, I see.
going to need a bigger drone to be sure
a ny sports team did not fuck the dog for once
Step 1: Delete James Dolan
Step 2: PROFIT
I like it when the Knicks are good, because he forgets he also owns the Rangers and leaves them the fuck alone.
(I am playing against Najee Harris in two league)
YEAH GREAT SNEAK RUSSELL WILSON!!! WOOO!!!!!
Okay, what happened and who’s injured?
There’s no audio in here. I had no idea anything happened after the interception.
Jets O lineman. Stabilized his neck. No movement that the sideline reporter saw.
Xavier Newman
On the INT return, he got flattened by Queen. I’m thinking he fell awkwardly and injured his neck
Danke.
Beanie!
Pretty good for a churchman
Ohtani is 18 of his last 22 with runners in scoring position. That’s got to be one of the greatest clutch runs of all time.
Remember those corn on the cob holders shaped like ears of corn? they had those points on the end to hold onto the cob. i want to buy 1000 of them and stick them in collinsworth’s fucking face
I can donate a few
So can my ex-wife. I swear she collects them.
DID SOMEONE SAY TANGLED FEET?!
–Rex Ryan
Liberty up WNBA Finals in OT, Mets down 3 bottom of 6th, Jets about to blow this.
It was truly the blurst of times.
Thank fuck the Rangers are off tonight
You know what can’t be taken away from me?
Bournemouth beat Arsenal!
THIS PICKENS I CALL HIM CHRISTY CANYON BECAUSE HE’S AWESOME AT JUGGLING BALLS IN TIGHT SPACES
fuuuuuuck, that’s a catch and goddamn it shouldnt even be
First .45 record I ever bought: “Convoy”
Second .45 record I ever bought: “Play that Funky Music”
First casette I ever bought: Exit Stage Left
First CD: LA Woman
1st 8 track was the Rolling Stones, Get Yer Ya Yas on.
1st album was Led Zeppelin Houses of the Holy.
No recollection of the first cassette or CD but there were / are a ton of them.
I think the first 45 I bought was the Jackson 5, ABC. I had an older brother and sister who bought most of the records.
The first three albums I bought were INXS: Listen Like Thieves, The Outfield: Play Deep, and (shudder) Sly Foxx: Let’s Go All the Way
First tapes I ever bought were Classic Queen and the Proclaimers 500 miles single. Remember it specifically, was at a Sam Goody and I had no idea who the artists were for the songs I wanted so a guy who worked there got the sale. First CD, not sure, might have been Nirvana’s In Utero, I know I had Nevermind on tape. Also had Dookie on tape and loved Green Day back in the day.
Oh shit.
No Cris, I didn’t “Saul” anything you jabbering twit.
Watching this game with dub is super existential and I’m not even stoned. I really need to do this next week with a shitton of edibles.
I will never, ever get tired of telling a Steelers fan: “You know the Immaculate Reception was an incomplete pass, right?”
The reaction is always priceless.
Same difference.
I turned on the TV and on the first play the Steelers scored a TD.
This happens to me a lot.
I’d switch over to the baseball game to see what I could do except the fucking Dodgers are not even on the fucking local Fox-owned fucking broadcast TV station in fucking Los Angeles.
If you’re doing to dye your hair to be “different”, then fucking do it right. Every jackoff I see around here looks like they were hammered when they did it. Also, regardless of how well they did the job, i want to pound them in the face with a fishbat
One of many options for when I retire, hammock in the middle of an audiophile setup where I just play dub and drink
https://youtu.be/CWkoJeiVOPY
By the capricious whims of Cthullu, I have made it back to Fortress LemonJello! I-95 is either a circle.of Hell, or one of the multiverse’s versions of purgatory.
Welcome back! Seems like you had a fine game for your sojourn!
I’ll include my Boots On The Ground thoughts with this week’s Fantasy Football post for Wednesday
Time is a flat circle.
Or a construct. Of course, it can also be both.
At least in the context of football dick joke blogs, no one has ever asked, what it it’s actually a bumpy or hilly circle
Can Fields Jeff Gillooly Wilson at halftime?
“Why, why, why?”
Because you suck, Russ, Because you suck
It’s crazy how everyone but Qaron is wrong, on every play
https://youtu.be/4dZky936vtU
Nawt a bad thing that more original versions are becoming popular nowadays, although will always love the Clash version
“If it’s a 50-50 ball his chances are better than that.” Then it wouldn’t be a 50-50 ball, you dolt.
Shh, you can’t talk obvious logic like that in the NFL
Fields would have scrambled and made that
Looks like a mild ankle sprain?
Zebra couldn’t wait to throw that flag.
Beanie Bishop must be vaxxed.
NO on 33 and 34, FUCK ALL YALL
Going with the Four Roses. OBSK single barrel barrel strength
That actually slightly scratches the gingerbread itch
https://www.fourrosesbourbon.com/blog/featured-recipe-obsk
Good call
Not getting Trans-panic political ads on the WNBA finals.
also, not getting any russell wilson
Yet another advantage to watching women’s sports!
WTF?! I thought leverage was if you landed on another player. He was clear.
I have to turn it off; I’m starting to root FOR the Steelers.